Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. – Lightning McQueen
Here are Lightning McQueen Quotes on: Life, Love, Motivational, and Funny.
Lightning McQueen Quotes on Life
- “A good team, Yeah.”
- “I don’t want to talk about it. Come on, let’s go, Mack. Saddle up. What’d you do with my trailer?”
- “Give me a little room, guys.”
- “Right! Friends! Yes, there’s, um…”
- “Yeah, yeah, that would be great! We should totally…”
- “Absolutely not. We’re driving straight to all night till we get to California, we agreed to it!”
- “Oh, sure you can, Mack. Look, it’ll be easy, I’ll stay up with you!”
- “All night long.”
- “Mack… the Interstate!”
- “Oh, no. Oh, maybe he can help me!”
- “What are you—— What’s going on here? Please!”
- “Mater?”
- “What? Look, I need to get to California as fast as possible. Where am I?”
- “Okay, I’m gonna go talk to the judge.”
- “Bessie? Who’s Bessie?”
- “5 days? But I should be in California schmoozing Dinoco right now!”
- “Hey, what’s wrong?”
- “Where’s he going?”
- “And I need you to call my team, so they can rescue me, and get me to California in time for me to win The Piston Cup. Do you understand?”
- “Oh! Mater, let me get this straight. I can go when this road is done. That’s the deal, right?”
- “Look, Doc said when I finish, I could go. That was the deal.”
- “You know what old timer? That’s a wonderful idea. Let’s race.”
- “Thank you, Mater. Thank you.”
- “I can make a little turn on dirt. You think? No. And now I’m a day behind. I’m never gonna get outta here!”
- “Turn right to go left.”
- “Stop! Let me–!”
- “What was that for?!”
- “What, I–? I don’t get it.”
- “Turn right to go left.”
- “You’re the Hudson Hornet!”
- “First things first.”
- “Thank you.”
- “It’s kinda nice to slow down every once in a while.”
- “Hey! Hey, guys, There’s one going this way!”
- “I got it!”
- “Come here, little tractor, come here.”
- “Yeah, that’s a good tractor.”
- “What are you doing with those old racing tires?”
- “What are you doing? Doc, wait!”
- “Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving’s incredible!”
- “Hey, I mean it. You’ve still got it!”
- “Come on. I’m a race car, you’re a much older race car, but under the hood you and I are the same.”
- “How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?”
- “Right. Your big wreck in 54.”
- “Hey, look, Doc, I’m not ’em.”
- “No, I’m not.”
- “What’s wrong with Red?”
- “Thank you, Sheriff. But you know I can’t go just yet.”
- “I’m not sure these tires… can get me all the way to California.”
- “Alright, Luigi, give me the best set of black walls you’ve got.”
- “Alright, you’re the expert.”
- “Oh, and don’t forget the spare.”
- “Wow, you were right! Better than a Ferrari, huh?”
- “Wow! This organic fuel is great! Why haven’t I heard about it before?”
- “Okay, I’ll take a case.”
- “Yeah, everybody except one.”
- “Hey, is it getting dark out?”
- “Just like in its heyday, right?”
- “Mack, just hold it for…”
- “I know, but…”
- “Mack, thanks for being my pit crew today.”
- “It is?”
- “Doc?”
- “Guys, you’re here! I can’t believe this!”
- “I thought you said you’d never come back.”
- “Doc, I’m flat! I’m flat!”
- “Yeah, yeah. I think so.”
- “You’re welcome.”
- “Thanks, Doc.”
- “Thank, you, Mr. Tex, but…but these Rust-eze guys over there gave me my big break. I’m gonna stick with them.”
- “I sure appreciate that, thank you… Actually, there is one thing…”
- “Actually, I thought I’d stop and stay awhile, I hear this place is back on the map.”
- “It is?”
- “[sadly] I don’t know, Mack. I…I don’t think I’m-“
- “You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?”
Lightning McQueen Quotes on Love
- “Hey, do I spy a little pinstriping tattoo back there?”
- “Shall we cruise?”
- “Sally!”
- “Y-yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m uh… I’m ready.”
- “You know, I really missed you, Sally.”
- “[to Sally] He’s my best friend. What’re you gonna do?”
- “I don’t know. Why don’t we just take a drive?”
- “Yeah!”
Lightning McQueen Motivational Quotes
- “Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.”
- “I’m faster than fast, quicker than quick! I am Lightning!”
- “Oh, yeah. Lightning’s ready.”
- “No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas!”
- “YES!!”
- “First one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. Oh, we’ll see who gets there first, Chick.”
- “Not on your life.”
- “Dinoco, here we come.”
- “Then if I were you, I’d quit yapping and start working!”
- “Freedom!!!”
- “Whoo-hoo! Goodbye, Radiator Springs, and goodbye, Bessie! California, here I come! Yeah! Oh, fell that wind! Yes!”
- “Okay, outta my way. I got a road to finished.”
- “Speed. I’m speed. Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.”
- “The race is only one lap, guys. Uno lappo! Don’t need any help. I work solo mio.”
- “No pit stoppo. Comprendo?”
- “I’ll show him. I will show him!”
- “Come on, Doc, drive.”
- “Hey, I mean it. You’ve still got it!”
- “Sting like a Beemer!”
- “Yeah, there’s some rumor floating around that some hotshot Piston Cup racecar is setting up his big racing headquarters here.”
- “Not today, old man. I know all your tricks.”
- “Ah, this grumpy old racecar I know once told me something. It’s just an empty cup.”
- “I think The King should finish his last race.”
- “Float like a Cadillac…”
Lightning McQueen Funny Quotes
- “One winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.”
- “Breakfast? Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast? A little breaky could be good for me. No, no, no, stay focused. Speed!”
- “Adios, Chuck!”
- “Oh, whatever.”
- “In your dreams, Thunder.”
- “Oh, yeah, that is spectacular advice. Thank you, Mr. The King! Oh!”
- “No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!”
- “Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula! Nothing soothes rusty bumper like Rust-ezzzzzeeee. Wow! Look at that shine! Use Rust-eze and you too can look like me! Ka-chow!”
- “Oh, will you stop please? Just go get hooked up.”
- “Yes, I know!”
- “Well, you know, race cars don’t need headlights, because the track is always lit.”
- “You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a great race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze… you too can look like me… Ka-chow.”
- “Is this Harv, the world’s greatest agent?”
- “What?! A minivan?!”
- “Oh, come on, Mack, you’re in the slow lane, this is Lightning McQueen you’re hauling here!”
- “He’s shooting at me! Why is he shooting at me?”
- “Serpentine, serpentine, serpentine!”
- “What? That’s not the Interstate!”
- “Ow, ow, ow, ow!”
- “No, no, no, no!”
- “Take whatever you want! Just don’t hurt me!”
- “A parking boot? Why do I have a parking boot on?”
- “Y—— You don’t know my name?”
- “Oh, great. Just great!”
- “You know? I’d love to see the rest of the town. So if you could just open the gate, take this boot off, you and me, we go cruising, check out the local scene, you know?”
- “How’d that be, Tow Mater?”
- “Yes!”
- “Holy porsche! She’s gotta be from my attorney’s office!”
- “Hey, thanks for coming, we’re all set. He’s letting me go.”
- “Yeah, your job’s pretty easy today. All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at you. Listen, I’m gonna cut to the chase. Me, you, dinner.”
- “Pi-cha-kow!”
- “Ta-chow! Ah…! I know, I get that reaction a lot. I create feelings in others that they themselves don’t understand.”
- “Oh, I’m sorry. Did I scare you?”
- “Do what you gotta do, baby. Oh, but listen, be careful. Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean.”
- “I am so not take you to dinner.”
- “This place is crazy!”
- “You’ve gotta be kidding me!”
- “No, no, no, no, no! Outta gas? How can I be outta gas?”
- “But, but, but how did…? How did–? You–?”
- “Ow, ow, ow, ow!”
- “Ah! Aw, man, that’s just great!”
- “No, no, no, no, no! That won’t be necessary.”
- “Hey! Hey, big fella! Yeah, you in the red!”
- “I shouldn’t have to put up with this. I’m a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.”
- “You hurt your what?”
- “I’m a very famous race car!”
- “Yes, I’m a real race car. What do you think? Look at me.”
- “Then you know who I am. I’m Lightning McQueen.”
- “Lightening McQueen?!”
- “No, no, no, no. They race on the European circuit. I’m in the Piston Cup!”
- “Customers. Customers! Customers, everyone! Customers! Okay…”
- “Psst. Psst. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I know how to get to the interstate!”
- “Yeah, yeah,yeah. No, not really. But listen. I’m Lightning McQueen, the famous race car. I’m being held here against my will.”
- “No, no, no, no, no! No, it’s the truth! I’m telling you! You gotta help me! Don’t leave me here! I’m in hillbilly hell!! My IQ’s dropping by the second!!! I’m becoming ONE OF THEM!!!”
- “I’m done. Look, I’m finished. Just say thank you, and I’ll be on my way. That’s all I gotta say.”
- “Well, it matches the rest of the town.”
- “Hey, look, grandpa, I’m not a bulldozer. I’m a race car.”
- “Me and you. Is that a joke?”
- “I don’t mean to be rude here Doc, but you probably go zero to sixty in like what? Three-point-five years?”
- “No pit stoppo. Comprendo?”
- “AH, OW, OW, OW, OW, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!”
- “Pass.”
- “Radiator Springs, a happy place!!”
- “Whoa, okay, Bessie you think that’s funny?! GREAT!! I’M TALKIN’ TO BESSIE NOW!! I’M TALKIN’ TO BESSIE!!!”
- “Turn right to go left. Guess what. I tried it. You know what? This crazy thing happened… I went right!”
- “Thanks for the tip.”
- “No, no, no, no. Deal me out. Pass. No, thank you.”
- “NO!! Stop, stop! That cold!!! Help, please, stop!”
- “Huh?”
- “What, I–? I don’t get it.”
- “No, no, no, no. That’s okay. Yeah, the Cozy Cone.”
- “Yeah, it’s like a clever little twist the motel’s made out of caution cones, which, of course, cars usually try to avoid, now we’re gonna stay in them. That’s funny.”
- “Figure that all out on your own, did you?”
- “You know who you’re talking to? This is Lightning McQueen. I can handle anything.”
- “Oh, great. What do you want? You hear to gloat?”
- “So you’re a judge, a doctor and a racing expert.”
- “Ooh, right, that makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you! Or should I say, “No thank you”? Because in Opposite World, maybe that really means, “Thank you”!”
- “Owwwwwwwwww!!!”
- “Yep, you’re living the dream, Mater boy.”
- “Oh, like you? You’ve been here how long and your friends don’t even know who you are?”
- “Wow! This organic fuel is great! Why haven’t I heard about it before?”
- “POW! What do you think? Radiator Springs looks pretty good on me.”
- “Let me say that again. Is it getting dark out?!”
- “Really? Ah, well, there goes the town.”
- “Great timing, Mater!”
- “Ka-Chow!!!”
- “Whoo-ooh!”