“I..I-I-I don’t wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don’t tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you’re keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that’s possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL!!” – Gilbert Huph “I’m not happy, Bob. NOT….HAPPY.” – Gilbert Huph
Life – Gilbert Huph Quotes
- “I..I-I-I don’t wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don’t tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you’re keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that’s possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL!!”
- “I’m not happy, Bob. NOT….HAPPY.”
- “We’re supposed to help OOOUUR PEOPLE!! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who’s helping them out, huh?!”
- Mr. Huph: YOU AUTHORIZED PAYMENT ON THE WALKER POLICY?!?”
- Mr. Huph: HAVEN’T YOU GOT HIM YET, HEY WHERE IS HE!? PLEASE! RIGHT NOW!”
- Mr. Huph: Sit down, Bob.”
- Mr. Huph: I’m not happy, Bob. NOT….HAPPY. Ask me why.”
- Mr. Huph: Do NOT change the subject, Bob! We’re discussing YOUR! ATTITUDE!”
- Mr. Huph: STOP RIGHT NOW, OR YOU’RE FIRED!!”
- Mr. Huph: …close the door….”
- Mr. Huph: Get over here….now.”
- Mr. Huph: I’m not happy, Bob. Not happy.”
Motivational – Gilbert Huph Quotes
- Mr. Huph: A company is like an enormous clo- Yes, precisely! It only works….if all the little cogs…mesh together! Now, a clock needs to be clean, well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. I’m being metaphorical, Bob….You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Bob…?….bob….”
Funny – Gilbert Huph Quotes
- Mr. Huph: ….PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!”
- Mr. Huph: Why what? Be specific, Bob.”
- Mr. Huph: Your customers make me unhappy.”
- Mr. Huph: Complaints I can handle. What I can’t handle is your clients’ inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare’s inner workings!! They’re experts! EXPERTS, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! They’re penetrating the bureaucracy!!”
- Mr. Huph: LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU, PARR!”
- Mr. Huph: Good thing, too….heh! You were this close to losing your j-“
- Mr. Huph: Well, let’s hope we don’t cover him!”