Here are Lucy van Pelt’s quotes from “A Boy Named Charlie Brown. (1969)”
Besides, you may not know it. But you look kind of cute standing there surrounded by dandelions. – Lucy van Pelt
Lucy van Pelt Quotes On Life
Quotes about everyday situations and observations.
- “It’s probably not serious. Second or third-aid will do.”
- “Get up, Linus. It’s time to go to school.”
- “Hmmm. Mom’s already made your lunch.”
- “Do you have to drag that stupid blanket to school every day?! How would you feel if people came up to you and said, “You little brother drags a blanket with him wherever he goes!”?”
- “Oh, good grief!”
- “Hey, Charlie Brown! There’s a spelling bee at school today! Why don’t you volunteer?”
- “Charlie Brown, you’ll just make a fool of yourself.”
- “WHAT?!?!!! WHAT?!! WHAT?!?!”
- “WHAT?!!! What do you mean “over”?!””
- “Schroeder, do you think Charlie Brown will win? Do you think that Charlie Brown has a chance?”
- “What’s going on here?!”
- “Well?!”
- “Why don’t you go outside and get a breath of fresh air?”
- “Welcome home, Charlie Brown.”
Lucy van Pelt Love Quotes
Quotes related to affection and romantic thoughts (in her own way).
- “Besides, you may not know it. But you look kind of cute standing there surrounded by dandelions.”
- “A young man these days has to practice a lot, doesn’t he? A young man these days has to work very hard to be able to support a wife, doesn’t he?”
- “Do piano players make a lot of money, Schroeder?”
- “Keep practicing, kiddo!”
Lucy van Pelt Motivational Quotes
Quotes offering (often backhanded) encouragement or direction.
- “To sum it all up in one phrase, Charlie Brown, you could kick away your faults.”
- “Why, you blockhead! This is just the beginning!”
- “Well, I can see that this blockhead needs help. It isn’t just the Nationals! There’s personal appearances after that, testimonials, perhaps TV appearances! A manager of my caliber is the answer, Charlie Brown. In fact, I’m not sure if fifteen percent is enough. My valuable presence is easily worth… twenty percent!”
- “The first thing we must correct is your posture. Judges of a contest can be influenced by poor posture.”
- “You’ve gotta learn how to smile, Charlie Brown. Smile!”
- “And furthermore, you have to be understood. The JUDGES MUST BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND YOU!”
- “YOUR DICTION MUST BE PERFECT! THE HONOR OF YOUR SCHOOL, YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS! NOT TO MENTION THE ECONOMIC FUTURE OF YOUR MANAGER!!!”
- “Not to mention my future economic security, Charlie Brown. As your agent, I expect nothing but success in our endeavors! Go out there, Charlie Brown, and FIGHT!”
- “Or don’t come back at all!”
- “That blockhead better deliver!”
- “WEEEE, the STAGE! TV! Nothing will stop us!”
Lucy van Pelt Funny Quotes
Lucy quotes which are intended to be humorous, sarcastic, or ironic.
- “Oh sham, Charlie Brown. A failure face if I ever saw one.”
- “Wait until you get my bill.”
- “What do you mean “again”?!””
- “Oh, good grief!”
- “Charlie Brown, you’ll just make a fool of yourself.”
- “Well, I can see that this blockhead needs help. It isn’t just the Nationals! There’s personal appearances after that, testimonials, perhaps TV appearances! A manager of my caliber is the answer, Charlie Brown. In fact, I’m not sure if fifteen percent is enough. My valuable presence is easily worth… twenty percent!”
- “Hmmm… you’ve got a smile like a sick pumpkin!”
- “YOUR DICTION MUST BE PERFECT! THE HONOR OF YOUR SCHOOL, YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS! NOT TO MENTION THE ECONOMIC FUTURE OF YOUR MANAGER!!!”
- “Of course he’ll need an agent. Our glorious victory must be capitalized upon! Let’s see, as agent I shall get ten percent. Or is it fifteen percent of Charlie Brown? Perhaps this calls for incorporation. “Lucy Van Pelt Inc.” Hmmm…”
- “Or don’t come back at all!”
- “Incidentally, who’s this, George Washington?”
- “That blockhead! He’s falling asleep.”
- “Of course! That’s a word he’s well acquainted with!”
- “Hey! How’d he know that word?”
- “WEEEE, the STAGE! TV! Nothing will stop us!”
- “Owing 10% of Charlie Brown is like owning 10% of NOTHING!”
- “Charlie Brown… you… YOU MAKE ME MAD!”