Here are P.T. Flea’s quotes from a 1998 movie: A Bug’s Life.
P.T. Flea Quotes – Life
- “No!” – P.T. Flea
- “Uh, no refunds after the first two minutes.” – P.T. Flea
- “We’re losin’ the audience! You clowns get out there now!” – P.T. Flea
- “Do your act, Heimlich. Then you can eat.” – P.T. Flea
- “Not now, Slim.” – P.T. Flea
- “That’s because you’re a clown!” – P.T. Flea
- “You’re a walking stick. It’s funny! Now go!” – P.T. Flea
- “Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Manto the Magnificent and his lovely assistant, Gypsy!” – P.T. Flea
- “Rosie, whole troupe! On stage! Finale! Now!” – P.T. Flea
- “Now!” – P.T. Flea
- “Flaming Death!” – P.T. Flea
- “I hold in my hand…the match! The match that decides whether two bugs live or die this very evening. In a moment, I will light this trail of matches, leading to a sheet of flypaper doused in lighter fluid! Aimed directly at the flypaper are Tuck and Roll, the pill-bug cannonballs! The cannon will be triggered by Dim, trained to jump at the sound of this bell, set to go off in 15 seconds. Our pill bugs’ only hope of survival is our mistress of the high wire, Rosie! Secured to a web line of exact length, Rosie will plummet down to these two posts, spinning a web of safety in less than 15 seconds!!! Not good enough, you say? Well, what if they were all BLINDFOLDED!?” – P.T. Flea
- “No!” – P.T. Flea
- “Woah!” – P.T. Flea
- “You’re all fired.” – P.T. Flea
- “(panicking) Help! (grunting) Get me out of here!” – P.T. Flea
- “(laughs triumphantly)” – P.T. Flea “Wow…” – P.T. Flea
- “Whoa!” – P.T. Flea
- “You’re perfect! Oh, great ones! I have been scouting for bugs with your exact talents!” – P.T. Flea
- “My colony’s in trouble. Grasshoppers are coming!” – P.T. Flea
- “Please! Will you help us?!” – P.T. Flea
- “What Going On There?” – P.T. Flea
- “This is perfect. We can get rid of Hopper, and no one has to know that I messed up.” – P.T. Flea
- “Hopper’s afraid of birds!” – P.T. Flea
- “It’s going to be okay, Dot.” – P.T. Flea “Whoa, whoa, whoa there. Steady, girls. That’s it.” – P.T. Flea
- “Greetings and salutations! Ooh-boppa-doo and how do you do? I am the great P.T. Flea! I’m in need of your… Oh, let’s just cut to the chase. Look, I’ve been going from anthill to anthill. I’m looking for a bunch of circus performers. Have you seen them?” – P.T. Flea
- “Ah, guys, I’ve been looking all over for you! Flaming Death is a huge hit!” – P.T. Flea
- “I’m serious! Word of mouth got around. The next day, there was a line of flies outside the tent, went on forever! It must have been a foot long!” – P.T. Flea
- “So I figured it out. You guys burn me twice a night, I take a day off to heal. And then we do it all over again! We’ll be the top circus act in the business!” – P.T. Flea
- “Are you kidding? These guys are the lousiest circus bugs you’ve ever seen. And they’re gonna make me rich!” – P.T. Flea
- “Tough crowd. Yee-haw!” – P.T. Flea
- “Where? Where? (screams)” – P.T. Flea
- “Hey, guys!” – P.T. Flea
- “Get me out of this thing, will you?
- I promise to start thinking about paying you.” – P.T. Flea
- “Hey! Wait, wait! Okay, I’ll pay you! I’ll pay you!” – P.T. Flea
- “Where? Where? (screams)” – P.T. Flea
- “Hey, guys!” – P.T. Flea
- “Get me out of this thing, will you?
- I promise to start thinking about paying you.” – P.T. Flea
- “Hey! Wait, wait! Okay, I’ll pay you! I’ll pay you!” – P.T. Flea
- “Hey, let’s go. We got a schedule to keep. Come
- on. Let’s go.” – P.T. Flea
- “Hey, Tiny! Let’s get this show packed up! We got
- paying customers hatching!” – P.T. Flea
- “You sure you can’t come on tour with us?” – P.T. Flea
- “Oh, well. Your loss. One minute, insects!” – P.T. Flea
- “(sniffles) All right. Now it’s getting mushy.
- We’re out of here!” – P.T. Flea
- “Whoa!” – P.T. Flea
- “See you next season!” – P.T. Flea
- “(gasps) We forgot Heimlich!” – P.T. Flea
P.T. Flea Quotes – Motivational
- “It’s going to be okay, Dot.” – P.T. Flea
P.T. Flea Quotes – Funny
“♪ I’m gonna be rich, rich, rich,
I’m gonna be rich, rich, rich, I’m gonna be the richest flea in the land!
Ka-ching! The streets’ll be paved with golden retrievers, I’m rich, rich, rich,
that’s who I am! ♪” – P.T. Flea
“♪ Bugs will pay big bucks to see
a bonfire that is starring me! ♪” – P.T. Flea