A Muppet Family Christmas Movie Quotes

A collection of meaningful quotes from “A Muppet Family Christmas Movie” capturing the heartwarming and humorous spirit of the Muppets’ holiday celebration.

Funny A Muppet Family Christmas Movie Quotes

  • GONZO: Good thing, she’s in for a beauty.
  • FOZZIE: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises!
  • MA BEAR: Well, the plane leaves for California in three hours! Ho-ho! Christmas in Malibu! (sigh) I’m going to lie on the beach and catch some rays! Wocka wocka!
  • GONZO: Be careful, Sprocket. These could be from some foreign planet.
  • MA BEAR: Actually, they’re from television. I recognized Fozzie’s weirdo friends.
  • KERMIT: Well, frog, actually.
  • MA BEAR: Oh, yeah. The lizard.
  • MA BEAR: You think you’re disappointed?! I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip!
  • ANIMAL: Oh. Pig.
  • MISS PIGGY: Do not worry so, my little green hunk.
  • PHOTOGRAPHER: Now do that pouty thing.
  • MISS PIGGY: Oh yes! (comes up to the camera and starts making her angry face and noise)
  • PHOTOGRAPHER: Do that pouty thing! Oh, yes. Fabulous!
  • SWEDISH CHEF: Yah! Gigis furara de huy de dugga gubbla gubbla gubbla toorkey!
  • FOZZIE: Oh, you mean, you’re here to cook the Christmas turkey for us!
  • GONZO: Y-You’re a turkey!
  • TURKEY: Of course.
  • GONZO: Come on outside. We gotta talk.
  • TURKEY: If you’re not careful, it’ll be in the oven.
  • GONZO: (snidely) See you at dinner!
  • KERMIT: Uh, well, how about we send them to his bedroom instead?
  • SWEDISH CHEF: Oh, yah! Chickie und the ratty in the bunkski bunksko!
  • FOZZIE: What does he mean, he’s all ears? Frogs don’t even have ears.
  • DOC: I don’t care if the turkey said the dog is a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey’s the turkey, you turkey!
  • TURKEY: This is starting to be fun.
  • FLOYD: It’s Miss Ham Hocks! When she was just a little sausage roll!
  • ROWLF: Not so wee! I was paper trained!
  • GONZO: What a handsome little devil I was! (wiggles his eyelids)
  • DOC: Even weirdos are cute when they’re babies.
  • TURKEY: You gotta be kiddin’. You’re not even a bird!
  • GONZO: Well, nobody’s perfect.
  • TURKEY: Why, you’re pulling my leg, hose nose!
  • GONZO: I’ll be pulling your…your wishbone, cranberry breath!
  • DOC: Sprocket and I will have to give up our hammock in the attic, right?
  • MA BEAR: Either that or build bunk beds in the broom closet.
  • BERT: Did you know that “Doc” starts with the letter “D”?
  • ERNIE: Yes! “Yes” starts with the letter “Y”!
  • ERNIE: And “true” starts with the letter “T”!
  • ERNIE: “B” words.
  • TURKEY: Hey-hey-hey! No-no-no, you got me wrong. I’m a dairy cow. Moo!
  • TURKEY: Okay, all right, Iiiii’m a– I’m a birdie, I’m a birdie! I’m a seagull, all right?
  • TURKEY: Okay, all right, I admit it, I admit it! The jig is up! (sigh) Here I am, the Christmas turkey.
  • TURKEY: If you think I’m a nice fat bird… LOOK AT THIS!
  • OSCAR: No, I’ll be nicely miserable in my trash can here.
  • ROWLF: Yeah, I’ve been chasing a truck all the way, and boy, am I exhausted. (laughs)
  • ROWLF: Truck, exhaust. That’s funny!
  • ROWLF: Yeah, that’s a dog joke.
  • FOZZIE: She loves canine humor!
  • SNOWMAN: Actually, I’m a snew-man.
  • SNOWMAN: Nothin’s as’new, man! What’s as’new with you?
  • FOZZIE: It’s so cold that when I opened my refrigerator this morning, there was a polar bear inside trying to keep warm!
  • FOZZIE: That’s snow, darling! Aaaaaahh!
  • BERT: Ernie, why must you always humiliate me?
  • GROVER: Oh! Uh, so that you can see that I am not stirring. Note how the hand never touches the spoon.
  • BERT: Wha, m-m-monsters as reindeer?! This is crazy.
  • SAM: Is nothing sacred?

Heartwarming A Muppet Family Christmas Movie Quotes

  • FOZZIE: Guys, this is the best idea we’ve had in years: Christmas at my mother’s farm!
  • KERMIT: Sounds great, Fozzie
  • MA BEAR: Oh, you must be the renter. Come in, come in!
  • MA BEAR: Oh, mind your step! Be careful, there’s an icy patch there. (sigh) I’m just so glad there’s someone going to be staying in the house while I’m gone.
  • DOC: We’ve been wanting to spend a nice, quiet Christmas in the country.
  • MA BEAR: You’ve come to the right place!
  • FOZZIE: Ta-dah! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  • FOZZIE: Oh, it’s so good to see you!
  • FOZZIE: No, no, the real surprise is… I brought all my friends with me!
  • MA BEAR: Oh, don’t you worry about it. There’s plenty of room for everybody.
  • MISS PIGGY: My chauffeur, Jerome, is ready to whisk me away into your arms at the farmhouse.
  • MA BEAR: You’ll find more bedrooms up the stairs.
  • FOZZIE: Oh, watch out for that icy patch there.
  • FOZZIE: Let’s go to the kitchen!
  • GONZO: Now, where did my little chickie-poo Camilla get to?
  • TURKEY: I was invited for Christmas by some guy who spoke Swedish!
  • TURKEY: Not to worry, I’m a survivor.
  • KERMIT: Up to the bedroom! Up to the bedroom!
  • KERMIT: Another crisis solved.
  • ROBIN: There sure are a lot of us here.
  • KERMIT: Well, the whole family’s starting to come together.
  • ROBIN: We always come together at Christmas.
  • KERMIT: Yeah. Life would just pass in a blur if it weren’t for times like this.
  • JANICE: What a bright time, it’s the right time, to rock the night away!
  • JANICE: Jingle bell time is a swell time… to go gliding in a one-horse sleigh!
  • FOZZIE: Oh, that’s going to be a terrific Christmas tree.
  • ROWLF: Yo, Fozzie, I finally made it!
  • FOZZIE: Hey, Rowlf! Welcome!
  • MA BEAR: Okay, boys, put it over there in the corner. Come on, Doc, let’s get this holly up here.
  • ROWLF: Anyhow, my name’s Rowlf the Dog. I’ve come for the holidays.
  • MA BEAR: (sighs) I’ll go out and see if there’s a spare pillow in the kennel.
  • ROWLF: Just what I was looking for! Look at this little beauty,
  • SNOWMAN: There’s a Christmas party at the home of Fozzie Bear!
  • FOZZIE: It’ll be a perfect party with my friends all there!
  • FOZZIE & SNOWMAN: We’ll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop! At the fireplace while we watch the chestnuts pop!
  • FOZZIE & SNOWMAN: Come on, it’s lovely weather for a Christmas together with yooooooou!
  • PENGUIN: Man, you guys are the funniest comedy team in the business!
  • FOZZIE: Really?
  • MISS PIGGY: I just wanted to tell you I have an itsy bit of Christmas shopping to do before I come out to the farmhouse.
  • MISS PIGGY: Not never you fear, dear. I shall be there soon. Ta-ta!
  • SCOOTER: It’s home movies! I found this old film in the closet! It’s the very first Christmas the Muppets ever spent together!
  • KERMIT: Great! I haven’t seen that film in years. Turn off the lights and roll the film!
  • DOC: Oh, that was fun! Even weirdos are cute when they’re babies.
  • BIG BIRD: Merry Christmas from Sesame Street!
  • SESAME STREET MUPPETS: Merry Christmas!
  • KERMIT: It’s nice to have everyone here. You can feel the peace of the holiday season.
  • ERNIE: Oh! Hi there! We’re Ernie and Bert!
  • DOC: Well, it’s nice to meet you, but I’ve gotta go and build some bunk beds.
  • ERNIE & BERT: Bunk beds!
  • BERT: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
  • TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Mewwy Cwismas to aww, and to aww a goo nigh!
  • SESAME STREET MUPPETS: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

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