Dive into the intelligent and often humorous world of Simon with this collection of Simon Quotes from Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).
Insightful Simon Quotes on Life
- “Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out.”
- “You really oughta pay that utility bill, Dave. You ever heard of a credit rating?”
- “Even though we’ve never actually celebrated it.”
- “Naturally.”
- “Yeah. shouldn’t we have a say in how to build our investment portfolio?”
- “So, what are the rules around here?”
- “We are talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do.”
- “We are.”
- “We’re kids, Dave.”
Humorous Simon Quotes
- “Sorry. Uh, he fell out of the tree at birth.”
- “Uh, well, fish do have this type of sign language.”
- “Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them.”
- “Whoopsie! My bad.”
- “Wow! Someone trashed your house.”
- “Obviously, Theodore’s butt.”
- “It’s a raisin, Dave.”
- “Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper. She’s also a masseuse.”
- “Simon Doll: Bonjour! Je m’appelle Simon.”
Action-Oriented Simon Quotes
- “Look out!”
- “Back to the dog! Back to the dog!”
- “Quick. Hide! Hurry, you guys!”
- “Hang on, Sherlock. He’s coming to.”
- “Hurry back.”
- “Get back here.”
- “Quick! Hide!”
- “Sneak attack!”
- “Scram!”
- “Theodore, don’t go into the light!”
Simon Quotes Expressing Concern
- “Alvin, what are you doing? Don’t make a mess!”
- “Theodore, we’re leaving now.”
- “Guys?”
- “Alvin, you’re not helping.”
- “Dear fellas, I’m sorry, but…. You should go back to your real home in the forest.”
- “A little situation here, Dave. Theodore vacuumed up Alvin.”
- “And there goes Theodore.”
- “Alvin. Dave said that–”
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- “And it’s gone.”
- “Whoa, what’s happening?”
- “I’m in!”
- “Yikes!”
- “Thank you.”
- “Okay.”
- “Yeah!”
- “All Right!”
- “Good grief.”