These handpicked Doorknob lines from the classic movie Alice in Wonderland (1951) offer a unique perspective on life, laughter, and the wonderfully absurd.
Doorknob Life Lesson & Inspiration Quotes
“Well, one good turn deserves another! What can I do for you?”
“Sorry, you’re much too big. Simply impassible.”
“No, impassible. Nothing’s impossible! Why don’t you try the bottle on the table?”
“Read the directions, and directly you’ll be directed in the right direction.”
“Try the box, naturally.”
“I said: ‘a little of that went a long way’!”
“Oh, come on now. Crying won’t help.”
“(Chuckles) But you are outside.”
“Nothing’s impossible!”
“One good turn deserves another!”
“What can I do for you?”
“A little of that went a long way!”
“Crying won’t help.”
Doorknob Funny & Whimsical Quotes
“Ohhhhh!!”
“Oh, oh, it’s quite all right. But you did give me quite a turn!”
“Rather good, what? Doorknob, turn?”
“Uh? Oh!”
“Table? Oh!”
“Beg your pardon!”
“Ho ho ho ho! You almost went out like a candle!”
“Oh, no use! Ha ha ha ha. I forgot to tell you, ho ho ho ho! I’m locked!”
“Ha ha ha, but of course, uh, you’ve got the key, so…”
“What key?”
“Now, don’t tell me you’ve left it up there!”
“Oh! ‘Eat me’. All right. But goodness knows what this will do… wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!”
“whtwhsthswwdthdwd!”
“Hey, this won’t do! Bwbwlwbbwlwbl! Say, this won’t do at all. You, you up there, stop. Stop, I say! Oh look! The bottle, the bottle…”
“glpglpglp…”
“Oohh! Still locked, you know.”