Welcome to a collection of enchanting Alice Quotes from Disney’s beloved animated classic, Alice in Wonderland (1951).
Alice Quotes on the Absurdity of Life
“That’s it, Dinah! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?”
“In my world, you wouldn’t say ‘meow’. You’d say ‘Yes, miss Alice’.”
“Why, in my world… (sings) Cats and rabbits, would reside in fancy little houses, and be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers. In a world of my own.”
“All the flowers would have very extra special powers, they would sit and talk to me for hours, when I’m lonely in a world of my own.”
“There’d be new birds, lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds, everyone would have a dozen bluebirds, within that world of my own.”
“I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song, that I could understand. I keep wishing it could be that way, because my world would be a wonderland.”
“After all, three inches is such a wretched height, and… But I’m not used to it.”
“Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I’ve ever been to in all my life.”
Alice Quotes on Curiosity and Adventure
“Now this is curious! What could a rabbit possibly be late for? Please, sir!”
“It must be awfully important, like a party or something! Mister Rabbit! Wait!”
“You know, Dinah, we really shouldn’t…uhh…uhh…be doing this. After all, we haven’t been invited! And curiosity often leads to troubl-l-l-e-e!”
“Well, I- I’m curious to know where he is going!”
“Now where in the world do you suppose that…”
“Oh, it really doesn’t matter, as long as I g…”
“But didn’t you just say… I mean… oh dear!”
“Tulgey Wood’… Hmm, curious. I don’t remember this. Now let me see…”
Alice Quotes on Confusion and Self-Discovery
“I- I- I hardly know, sir. I changed so many times since this morning, you see…”
“Why, I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir, because I’m not myself, you know…”
“Well, I can’t put it anymore clearly for it isn’t clear to me!”
“Oh dear. Everything is so confusing.”
“Well, it is to me.”
“Goodness… I wonder if I’ll ever get the knack of it.”
“Now let’s see, where was I? Hmmm, I wonder which way I ought to go…”
“But I thought there was plenty of room!”
Alice Quotes on Advice and Reflection
“For if one drinks much from a bottle marked ‘poison’, it’s almost certain to disagree with one, sooner or later.”
“I was just giving myself some good advice.”
“Oh dear, I do wish I hadn’t cried so much.”
“Good advice. If I listened earlier I wouldn’t be here! But that’s just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice… but I very seldom follow it.”
“That explains the trouble that I’m always in. Be patient is very good advice, but the waiting makes me curious.”
“And I’d love the change, should something strange begin. Well, I went along my merry way, and I never stopped to reason.”
“I should have known there’d be a price to pay, some day. Some day. I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”
“Will I ever learn to do the things I should?”
Alice Instagram Captions
Captions:
- “Curiouser and curiouser!”
- “My world would be a wonderland.”
- “Everything would be nonsense.”
- “Goodness. How very curious!”
- “I give myself very good advice… but I very seldom follow it.”
- “That’s just the trouble with me.”
- “Be patient, but the waiting makes me curious.”
- “Will I ever learn to do the things I should?”
- “Down the rabbit hole we go.”
- “Lost in my own wonderland.”