Delve into Dave’s memorable lines, offering glimpses of his thoughts and reactions in various situations.
Dave Quotes on Life’s Absurdities
- “Baskin Robbins don’t play.”
- “Posts all the bank records online.”
- “It killed everybody.”
- “Wait, everybody. Just kick back and relax a little bit, man. we know our business. We broke into this spooky-ass house, didn’t we?”
- “That’s… that’s… that’s witchcraft.”
- “That’s some kind of wizardry.”
- “Considering the Crown Vic’s the most commonly used car for under-cover cops, man. Yes, this is a problem.”
- “Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! there was a black guy that looked exactly like me who attacked us and put us in the back of this disgusting van.”
- “Oh, you don’t find someone like that. They find you.”
Motivational Dave Quotes
- “Nice work on the Vista job.”
- “Look who grew a pair!”
- “Problem solved.”
- “Wheels on the ground.”
- “The system.”
- “As you can see, sir, this system is state of the art.”
- “Down to the undercarriage, baby.”
- “Well, you said get the works.”
- “Yeah! That’s how you close a deal!”
Dave Quotes Expressing Reactions
- “Hot dog!”
- “Damn!”
- “Did you see that?”
- “Yeah.”
- “Yep, yep.”
- “Okay.”
- “Yep.”
- “Okay. That’s it.”
- “That’s right.”
Dave’s Pragmatic Quotes
- “Check.”
- “Shh!”
- “No, you’re not.”
- “Make it go faster.”
- “Go, go, go!”
- “As you can see…”
- “The truth serum.”
Dave Captions
Short, punchy, and perfect for your next Instagram post, here are some Dave captions:
- Baskin Robbins don’t play.
- Nice work on the Vista job.
- Hot dog!
- Look who grew a pair!
- Problem solved.
- Wheels on the ground.
- That’s some kind of wizardry.
- Yeah! That’s how you close a deal!