Dive into the brilliant mind of Tony Stark with these iconic Tony Stark/ Iron Man Quotes, showcasing his wit, wisdom, and heroism from the Avengers movies.
Tony Stark/ Iron Man Quotes: Witty and Humorous Lines
“We’re tied up. Feel the tension? It’s fun.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Have fun?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Honestly, until this exact second, I literaly thought you were a Build-A-Bear.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Pfft! I saw this coming a few years back. I had a vision. I didn’t wanna believe it. Thought I was dreaming.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“She’s great, by the way.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Chow time!” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Are you thinking about lunch? I can give you a handful of crickets on a bed of lettuce.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Your mom never wears anything I buy her.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Yeah, a time heist. Of course, why didn’t we think of this before? Oh, because it’s laughable? Because it’s a pipedream?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I’m gonna stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on Back To The Future?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Good. You had me worried there. ‘Cause that’d be horse shit. That’s not how quantum physics works.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Look at a mod inspiration, let me see what check out. So, recommend one last sim before we pack it in for the night. This time, in the shape of a mobius strip, inverted, please.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Sure was. That’s extortion. Great minds think alike. Juice Pops, exactly was on… my mind.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Come on, that’s your favorite story. I love you tons.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Why the long face? Let me guess: He turned into a baby.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Ear-nose-throat meets rabbit from a hat.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Seriously, you didn’t? I mean…they look like bad guys.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You’re small, but you’re talking loud.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“So, flowers and sauerkraut. You got a big date tonight?” – Tony Stark
“What’d be so awful about that?” – Tony Stark
“Wildly. Yeah.” – Tony Stark
“You remember– everyone Thanos snapped away five years ago and just bringing them back to now, today. Don’t change anything from the last five years.” – Tony Stark
“What’s he been doing?” – Tony Stark
“Yeah. And I don’t much care.” – Tony Stark
“Yep. We’re all kinds of stubborn.” – Tony Stark
“What are you doing?” – Tony Stark
“Banner, you want a piece?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Really, really good. Really good. Do you plan on helping out?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Wow you’re a seriously loyal piece of outerwear, aren’t you?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I seriously don’t know how you fit your head into that helmet.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You know Thor?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I’m breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Your math is blowing my mind.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Piece of cake, Quill.” – Iron Man
“Yeah, if your goal was to tick him off.” – Iron Man
Tony Stark/ Iron Man Quotes: Reflections on Life and Responsibility
“Today is day 21, uh 22.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You know, if it wasn’t for the existential terror of staring into a void of space, I’d say I’m feeling better today.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Oxygen will run out tomorrow. And that’ll be it.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Please know that… when I drift off, I will think about you. Because it’s always you.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I lost the kid.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“He’s unbeatable.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“We did stand. And yet, here we are.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I got my second chance right here, Cap. I can’t roll the dice again.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I figured it out, by the way. Time travel.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“No, I can’t help everybody. Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now, and stop.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I sometimes feel I should put it in a locked box and drop it at the bottom of a lake… go to bed.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Turns out, resentment is corrosive, and I hate it.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Bring back what we lost? I hope, yes. Keep what I got? I have to, at all costs. And… maybe not die trying will be nice.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I thought my dad was tough on me. And now, looking back, I just remember the good stuff, you know. He did drop the odd pearl. No amount of money ever bought a second of time.” – Tony Stark
“He did his best.” – Tony Stark
“Yeah, Howard– Everything’s gonna be all right. Thank you– for everything– you’ve done for this country.” – Tony Stark
“It’s not about that– Look– It’s not just the fact that that glove is channeling enough energy to light up a continent, I’m telling you, you’re in no condition.” – Tony Stark
“You messed with time. It tends to mess back. You’ll see.” – Tony Stark
“Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn’t always roll that way. Maybe this time. I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope we get it back, and something like a normal version of the planet has been restored. If there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren’t alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I mean, I wouldn’t have been surprised. But come on, you know? The epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play. And, for better or worse, that’s the reality Morgan’s gonna have to find a way to grow up in.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“So I thought I’d probably better record a little greeting… In the case of an untimely death on my part. I mean, not that, death at any time isn’t untimely. This time travel thing that we’re gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it’s– it’s got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. That’s the thing. Then again, that’s the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I even trippin’ for? Everything’s gonna work out exactly the way it’s supposed to be. I love you 3,000.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I had a dream about it. It was so real.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“It’s not that easy. God, we haven’t caught up in a spell, have we? Cap and I fell out hard. We’re not on speaking terms.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“So this is it. It’s all been leading to this.” – Tony Stark
Tony Stark/ Iron Man Quotes: Sarcastic and Bantering Quotes
“You don’t need to do that. Because uh… you’re just holding position.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“That was terrible. Now you have a chance to win.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“And… you’ve won. Congratulations.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Fair game. Good sport.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Who told you that? I didn’t fight him. No, he wiped my face with a planet while the Bleecker Street Magician gave away the store. That’s what happened. There was no fight.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“And I needed you. As in past tense. That trumps what you need. It’s too late buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? I need to shave.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I said, ‘we’d lose’. You said, ‘We’ll do that together too.’ And guess what, Cap? We lost. And you weren’t there. But that’s what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We’re the Avengers, we’re the Avengers. Not the Prevengers.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“We need you. You’re new blood. Bunch of tired old mules! I got nothing for you, Cap! I got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options. Zero. Zip. Nada. No trust. Liar.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You accidentally survived. It’s a billion to one cosmic fluke. And now you wanna pull off a… What do you call it?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Yeah, you know what there should be? No more surprises. We’re gonna have a nice dinner tonight. Show off this Harry Winston. Right? And we should have no more surprises. Ever. I should promise you. I will.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I’m sorry, you giving out tickets or something?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“What is your job exactly, besides making balloon animals?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Say, Doc, you wouldn’t happen to be moving your hair, would you?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“I’m sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here. It means get lost Squidward!” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Glances at Strange] Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Kid, where’d you come from? He’s from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You should not be here.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Unlike everyone else in your life, I don’t work for you. And due to that fact, we’re now in a flying doughnut billions of miles away from Earth with no backup.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You’re from Earth? Yeah, that’s on Earth dip-shit. What are you hassling us for?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Don’t encourage this alright we’re not getting any help from Flash Gordon.” – Tony Stark
“Okay, Quill, you gotta cool it right now, understand?” – Tony Stark
Tony Stark/ Iron Man Quotes: Loving and Caring Moments
“Hey, Miss Potts… Pep. If you find this recording, don’t post it on social media. It’s gonna be a real tear-jerker. I don’t know if you’re ever going to see these. I don’t even know if you’re… if you’re still… Oh god, I hope so.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“And Pep, I … I know I said no more surprises, but I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like… well you know what it looks like. Don’t feel bad about this. I mean, if you grovel for a couple of weeks, and then move on with enormous guilt.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“It’s okay.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Maguna? Morgan H. Stark. You want some lunch?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Okay, You should not be wearing that, okay? That is part of a special anniversary gift I’m making for Mom.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“There you go. Are you thinking about lunch?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You like going to the garage, huh? So does daddy. It’s fine, actually.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“That’s right, Scott, I won’t even. I got a kid.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Good job. I’m saved. I wish you’d come here to ask me something else. Anything else. Honestly, I… I missed you guys, it was… Oh, and table’s set for six.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“And don’t worry if it doesn’t pan out. I’m just kinda -” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“[Whispering] What are you doing up, little mess?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“No, we don’t say that. Only Mommy says that word. She coined it, it belongs to her.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“A story… Once upon a time, Maguna went to bed. The end.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“[Silently] Wow. 3000. That’s crazy. Go to bed. Or I’ll sell all your toys. Night, night.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Not that it’s a competition, but she loves me 3000. You were somewhere on the low 6 to 900 range.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn’t bring one for the whole team. …We are getting the whole team, yeah?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Hey, Pep..” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“Honey, I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I don’t know what to say. Pep…” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You alright?” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You’re back. You’re alright. Hi.” – Tony Stark/ Iron Man
“You’re all right.” – Tony Stark