This compilation features some of the most memorable Biff Tannen Quotes from the Back to the Future movie series, showcasing his distinctive and often aggressive personality.
Biff Tannen Quotes on Intimidation and Bullying
- “I can’t believe you’d loan me your car without telling me it had a blind spot. I could’ve been killed!”
- “What are you blind, McFly? It’s there. How else do you explain that wreck out there?”
- “My insurance? It’s your car, your insurance should pay for it. Hey, I wanna know who’s gonna pay for THIS? I spilled beer all over it when that car smashed into me. Who’s gonna pay my cleaning bill?!”
- “And where’s my reports?”
- “Hello? Hello, anybody home? Think, McFly, think! I gotta have time to get ‘em re-typed. Do you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your handwriting? I’ll get fired. You wouldn’t want that to happen would ya? WOULD YA?”
- “Yeah, you got my homework finished, McFly?”
- “Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, McFly! Think! I gotta have time to recopy it. Do you realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting? I’d get kicked outta school. You wouldn’t want that to happen would ya, would ya?”
- “Yeah, well, how about my homework, McFly?”
- “Hey, McFly! What do you think you’re doin’?”
- “Hey, I’m talkin’ to you, McFly, you Irish bug.”
- “What are you lookin’ at, butthead? Say hi to your mom for me.”
- “Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you lookin’ at, butthead?”
- “Hey, McFly! I thought I told you never to come in here. Well, it’s gonna cost you. How much money you got on you?”
- “Alright, punk, now-“
- “Let’s get him.”
- “To the car! To the car! Go, go!”
- “Come on, come on, come on!”
- “I’m gonna ram him.”
- “I’m gonna get that son-of-a-bitch.”
- “You cost three-hundred buck damage to my car, you son-of-a-bitch. And I’m gonna take it out of your ass. Hold him.”
- “Well, looky what we have here. No no no, you’re stayin’ right here with me.”
- “C’mon.”
- “C’mon.”
- “You guys, take him in back and I’ll be right there.”
- “Well, c’mon, this ain’t no peep show.”
- “I think you got the wrong car, McFly.”
- “Just turn around, McFly, and walk away. Are you deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it.”
- “Alright, McFly, you’re askin’ for it, and now you’re gonna get it.”
- “Alright, McFly, you’re askin’ for it, and now you’re gonna get it.”
- “Hey, McFly! Yeah. I’ve seen ya around. You’re Marty McFly’s kid, aren’t you? You’re Marty Jr. Tough break, kid. Must be rough bein’ named after a complete butthead.”
- “Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Hey. Hey. Think, McFly, think. Your old man? Mr. Loser. That’s right. Loser with a capital “L”.”
- “No, I’m not talkin’ about George McFly. I’m talkin’ about his kid. Your old man, Marty McFly Sr., the man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet.”
- “Hey, Gramps! I told you two coats of wax on my car, not just one!”
- “Hey, hey, I just put the second coat on last week. Yeah? With your eyes closed?”
- “Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think, Griff just called me “Grandpa” for his health? Gramps! What the hell am I payin’ you for?”
- “Hey, kid, say hello to your grandma for me.”
- “Hey, take it easy!”
- “There’s somethin’ very familiar about all this.”
- “Bartender…I’m lookin’ for that no-good cheatin’ blacksmith. You seen him? Mad Dog? I hate that name. I hate it, ya hear? Nobody calls me Mad Dog. ‘Specially not some, duded-up, egg suckin’, gutter trash.”
- “Dance! Come on! Come on, runt, you can dance -“
- “Y’all, get him!!!”
- “We got ourselves a new courthouse…high time we had a hangin’!”
- “Haven’t had a hangin’ in a long time!”
- “You owe me money, blacksmith. How do ya figure? My horse threw his shoe. Seein’ you was the one who done the shoein’, I say that makes you responsible.”
- “Wrong! See I was on my horse when he threw his shoe and I got throwed off. And that caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky Redeye. So the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey, and seventy-five dollars for the horse. Wrong. That’s yours. So from now on, you better be lookin’ behind you when you walk. ‘Cause one day you gonna get a bullet in yo’ back. Let’s go!”
- “Mighty strong words, runt! You man enough to back ’em up with more than just a pie plate?! What’s wrong, dude, you yella? That’s what I thought. Yella belly.”
- “Let’s finish it…right now.”
- “Well, like I said, we’ll finish this tomorrow. How ’bout Monday? We doin’ anything Monday? I’ll be back this way on Monday. We’ll settle this then. Right there out in the street, in front of the Palace Saloon. Noon? I do my killin’ before breakfast. Seven o’clock!”
- “No trouble, Marshall. Just a little personal matter between me and Eastwood. This don’t concern the law.”
- “8:00 Monday, runt. You ain’t here, I’ll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck.”
- “Let’s go, boys! Let these sissies have their party!”
- “Wake up! I got me a runt to kill!”
- “I’m hungry.”
- “Are you in there, Eastwood? It’s eight o’clock, and I’m callin’ you out. It is by my watch! Let’s settle this once and for all, runt. Or ain’t you got the gumption? Forfeit? Forfeit! What’s that mean? Without shootin’? Hey, he can’t do that! You can’t do that! You know what I think? I think you ain’t nothin’ but a gutless yella turd. And I’m givin’ ya to the count of 10 to come out here and prove I’m wrong. 1… 2… 3…4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10! You hear me, runt? I said that’s ten, you gutless yella pie slinger. Are you comin’ out here, runt, or do I have to go in there after ya? Listen up, Eastwood! I intend to shoot somebody today and I prefer’d it be you. But if you’re just too damn yella, I guess it’ll just have to be your blacksmith friend. You got one minute to decide. You hear me runt? One minute! Draw! You thought wrong, dude.”
Biff Tannen Quotes Showing a Change in Demeanor
“Hey, not too early I sleep in on Saturday. Oh, McFly, your shoe’s untied. Don’t be so gullible, McFly. You got the place fixed up nice, McFly. I have your car towed all the way to your house, and all you’ve got for me is light beer?”
“Hey, not too early. I sleep in Sundays. Hey, McFly, you’re shoe’s untied. Don’t be so gullible, McFly.”
“I don’t wanna see you in here again.”
“C’mon, c’mon.”
“You want it, you know you want it, and you know you want me to give it to ya.”
“Well maybe you are, and you just don’t know it yet.”
“So what’s it to you, butthead. You know you’ve been lookin’ for a… since you’re new here, I’m gonna cut you a break, today. So why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here.”
“Just finishin’ up the second coat now.”
“Now Biff, don’t con me.”
“I’m, I’m sorry, Mr. McFly, I mean, I was just starting on the second coat.”
“Mr. McFly, Mr. McFly, this just arrived, oh hi Marty. I think it’s your new book.”
“Oh, oh Marty, here’s your keys. You’re all waxed up, ready for tonight.”
“Say, Marty! Marty! Marty, I wanted to show you these new matchbooks for my auto detailing I had printed up.”
“Ahh, thank ya.”
“I hate manure.”