Here is a collection of the most memorable and shareable Barbie (2023) Movie Quotes.
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- Then, she changed it all again.
- Thanks to Barbie, all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved. At least that’s what the Barbies think.
- Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.
- If I wasn’t severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken.
- Anyone who wants to beach him off has to beach me off first.
- But you don’t even know how to beach yourself off. How you gonna beach both of us off?
- You know surfer is not even my job. Because actually my job… it’s just beach.
- You guys ever think about dying? I don’t know why I just said that. I’m just dying to dance.
- Is it Ken? Ken’s just a really good friend.
- No comment.
- Money is not speech, and corporations have no free speech rights to begin with.
- Hi, Allan. There are no multiples of Allan. He’s just Allan. Yeah, I’m, I… confused about that.
- Looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you, Ken.
- So you can beach yourself off!
- Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies and planned choreography and a bespoke song.
- Why didn’t the brainwashing work on you? My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune.
- Well, get ready, kids. Because in 48 hours, Barbie Land becomes Ken Land.
- Sugar Daddy? No, no, no. I’m not a sugar daddy. This is Sugar, and I’m her daddy. And I have an earring. A magic earring.
- I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is? Nobody. Nobody’s dream.
- Watch this. Her boobs grow. Why would they do that?
- You are so cute when you’re confused.
- Gee, I am so awkward and don’t feel pretty at all, and will anyone ever like me?
- But what do we really sell? I’ll tell you what. We sell dreams. And imagination! And sparkle!
- And when you think of sparkle, what do you think of after that? Female agency.
- Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins.
- Sounds like a job for the box. No one rests until this doll is back in a box.
- I’m just gonna pop into the library and see if I can find any books on trucks.
- Why didn’t Barbie tell me about patriarchy, which, to my understanding, is where men and horses run everything? Sure.
- Isn’t being a man enough? Actually, right now, it’s kind of the opposite. You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well.
- No, I won’t let you do just one appendectomy. But I’m a man. But not a doctor.
- I’d like to apply for your job of beach. So, you want to be a lifeguard? Oh. I’m not trained to go over there. I’m trained to stand confidently right here. There’s nobody in danger here. And even if there were, I’m not trained to save them.
- I can’t even beach here!
- Ken isn’t something we’re worried about. Ever.
- I’m a man with no power. Does that make me a woman?
- We have gender-neutral bathrooms up the wazoo.
- Get in the box, you Jezebel! What? I can’t say Jezebel now?
- Remember Proust Barbie? That did not sell very well.
- I’m having a real Proustian flashback.
- Can you just e-mail it? And you can send it to me EOD. [whispering] End of day. That’s cool.
- [stammers] May I put it in a whisper, sir? Fine. Whisper me.
- How much do you weigh? It doesn’t matter.
Inspirational Barbie Quotes
- Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything.
- Girls can grow into women, who can achieve everything and anything they set their mind to.
- I have no difficulty holding both logic and feeling at the same time. And it does not diminish my powers. It expands them.
- Barbie has her own money, her own house, her own car, her own career.
- Because Barbie can be anything.
- This has been reflected back onto the little girls of today in the Real World.
- It is literally impossible to be a woman.
- You are so beautiful and so smart, and it kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough. Like we have to always be extraordinary. But somehow, we’re always doing it wrong.
- I’m just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us.
- By giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required to be a woman under the patriarchy, you robbed it of its power.
- It’s not just about how they see us, it’s about how they see themselves.
- Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction.
- Any power you have must be masked under a giggle.
- You have to find a way to reject men’s advances without damaging their egos. Because if you say yes to them, you’re a tramp, but if you say no to them, you’re a prude.
- Maybe all the things that you thought made you you aren’t… really you.
- Maybe it’s Barbie and… it’s Ken. Ken is… me? Yes. Ken is me! And I’m Barbie.
- I want to be a part of the people that make meaning. Not the thing that’s made. I want to do the imagining. I don’t wanna be the idea. Does that make sense?
- We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they’ve come.
- Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable.
- Humans make things up like patriarchy and Barbie just to deal with how uncomfortable it is.
- I want to be a part of the people that make meaning, not the thing that’s made.
- By giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required to be a woman under the patriarchy, you robbed it of its power.
- Always be empowering girls. Always!
- We sell dreams. And imagination! And sparkle!
- Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator and a Nobel Prize winner.
- You represent everything wrong with our culture. Sexualized capitalism, unrealistic physical ideals… No, no, no. You’re describing something stereotypical. Barbie is so much more than that.
- No, I’m supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful.
- The Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up! Well, the Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me. I love women. I want to help women.
- It’s complicated. Hate is a strong word.
- I think I owe you ladies an apology.
- Barbie Land was perfect before. I was perfect before.
- Don’t apologize. Don’t blame my mom.
- Maybe you wished us. Maybe it’s your fault, Barbie. No, I didn’t wish anything. I’ve never wanted anything to change.
- Oh, honey, that’s life. It’s all change.
- I really understand this feeling. It’s basically, like, being a human person all the time…
- You’ve always believed in what she could be.
- Even if… Even if you can’t make it perfect, you can make it better.
- We sell dreams.
- Barbie is so much more than that.
- I’m supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful.
- The Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me. I love women. I want to help women.
- You’ve always believed in what she could be. Even if… Even if you can’t make it perfect, you can make it better.
Cute Barbie Quotes
- Hi, Barbie. Hi, Ken.
- And pink goes with everything.
- Beautiful from head to toe. I’m read’ to go You know, you know. It’s pink.
- This is the best day ever. And so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdays and every day from now until forever.
- That’s cool.
- Everyone really likes me and thinks I’m cool and pretty.
- Aren’t you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug? For being your favorite toy?
- I loved Barbie.
Weird Barbie Quotes
- Welcome to my Weirdhouse.
- That Ken of yours, he is one nice-looking little protein pot.
- Anyway, what preceded this? Thoughts of death.
- Oh, you’ve done it. You’ve opened a portal.
- You’re gonna start getting sad and mushy and complicated. No!
- We’re all being played with, babe.
- The fork in my soup is this, Barb.
- Either you’re brainwashed, or you’re weird and ugly. There is no in between.
- Come into my Weirdhouse. Hi! I’m Weird Barbie. I’m in the splits, I have a funky haircut, and I smell like basement.
- You make them weird by playing too hard.
- She’s not dead. She’s just having an existential crisis.
- It’s a repeat of Skipper in Key West.
Barbie Quotes for Instagram
- Living her best day every day.
- In my own pink world.
- Pink goes with everything.
- Beautiful from head to toe.
- That’s my Barbie.
- Come on, we got important things to do.
- Every night is girls’ night. Forever.
- Good night, Barbies!
- Send me through the portal.
- Wow. This is the Real World.
- What would a smart Barbie do?
- I’ll be back in no time, with perfect feet.
- I’m coming with you.
- Let’s do this.
- I don’t deserve this.
- Thank you, Ken.
- I love you, Ken.
- Humans. We’re fine.
- That’s cool.
- I’m not pretty anymore. What? You’re so pretty.
- It is literally impossible to be a woman.
- We have to stop the Kens.
- Got it.
- Welcome back, Madam President.
- Welcome back, Barbie.
- Tomorrow the Kens vote to change the Constitution, so we have to get there first.
- It’s like I’m a woman already. Welcome.
- I’m ready. Thank you. Here I go.
- Always be empowering girls.
- We sell dreams.
- And imagination!
- And sparkle!
- I get excited. I’m passionate.
- Female agency.
- That’s cool.
- I feel amazing.
- I need to find her soon.
- Don’t talk to her.
- Everyone really likes me and thinks I’m cool and pretty.
- Thank you.
- I’m only your favorite woman of all time.
- Barbie!
- You really think you’re Barbie?
Sassy Barbie Quotes
- She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, but she became so much more. She has her own money, her own house, her own car, her own career.
- This makes me emotional, and I’m expressing it.
- I work very hard, so I deserve it.
- You’re the voice of a generation. I know.
- Sing it, sister.
- Destroy Barbie.
- Come off it, everybody hates women. Women hate women, and men hate women. It’s the one thing we can all agree on.
Barbie Quotes About Pink
- In my own pink world.
- Pink goes with everything.
- Pink just looks so good on us.
- Pink!
Sparkle Barbie Quotes
- Diamonds under my eyes.
- That’s the moment I shine.
- And sparkle!
Ken Barbie Quotes
- Hi, Barbie! Hi, Ken.
- I got us both ice creams. Cool.
- Can I come to your house tonight? Sure.
- Barbie, hold my hand! You’re okay. Stay with me, Barbie!
- You’re very brave, Ken. Thank you, Barbie.
- Can I sit in the front? No.
- Barbie, what if there’s beach? You’ll need someone who’s a professional in that.
- I’d like to thank Ken.
- Thank you, Ken.
- I love you, Ken.
- Come on, gang. We’ll find Barbie at the top of these stairs.
- Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress.
- No, but I love him!
- Oh, but what about Ken?
- Hey! What’s gonna happen to Ken?
- I don’t wanna touch a foot. No, you don’t.
- A man on a horse.
- I shall seek my fortune there.
- But I’m a man.
- Please? No. Can I talk to a doctor? You are talking to a doctor. Can you get me a coffee? No. And I need a clicky pen. No. And a white coat. No. And a sharp thing. No. There he is. Doctor! Somebody get security.
- I’d like to apply for your job of beach.
- Why didn’t Barbie tell me about patriarchy, which, to my understanding, is where men and horses run everything?
Best Barbie Quotes
- Barbie can be anything, women can be anything.
- You can know the truth about the universe.
- It is literally impossible to be a woman.
- We have to stop the Kens.
- Maybe it’s Barbie and… it’s Ken. Ken is… me? Yes. Ken is me! And I’m Barbie.
- I want to be a part of the people that make meaning, not the thing that’s made.
- We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they’ve come.
- Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator and a Nobel Prize winner.
- You represent everything wrong with our culture. Sexualized capitalism, unrealistic physical ideals… No, no, no. You’re describing something stereotypical. Barbie is so much more than that.
- The Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up! Well, the Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me. I love women. I want to help women.
Short Barbie Quotes
- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Ken.
- Pink.
- Let’s go.
- Wow.
- Thank you, Ken.
- I love you, Ken.
- Humans. We’re fine.
- That’s cool.
- I’m not pretty anymore.
- Got it.
- Welcome back.
- I’m ready.
- Thank you.
- Here I go.
- Always!
- We sell dreams.
- And imagination!
- And sparkle!
- That’s cool.
- I feel amazing.
- Thank you.
- Barbie!
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Girly Barbie Quotes
- All dolled up.
- Hey, Barbie, I like your style.
- Every night is girls’ night.
- My tiny head is just swimming with technical jargon like color bands… Oh! Hi. And magnetic lassos and bit maps.
- We sell dreams. And imagination! And sparkle!
Iconic Barbie Quotes
- Barbie changed everything.
- All of these women are Barbie, and Barbie is all of these women.
- She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, but she became so much more.
- Either you’re brainwashed, or you’re weird and ugly.
- It is literally impossible to be a woman.
- Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction.
- Maybe it’s Barbie and… it’s Ken. Ken is… me? Yes. Ken is me! And I’m Barbie.
- Always be empowering girls.
- We sell dreams.
- Barbie is so much more than that.
- The Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up!
Barbie (2023) Movie Quotes for Instagram and WhatsApp Status
- Living my best day.
- In my pink world.
- Pink goes with everything.
- Beautiful from head to toe.
- That’s my Barbie.
- Come on, important things to do.
- Every night is girls’ night.
- Good night, Barbies!
- Send me through the portal.
- Wow. The Real World.
- We don’t have genitals. That’s okay.
- What would a smart Barbie do?
- I’ll be back in no time.
- I’m coming with you.
- Let’s do this.
- Hi, Barbie. Hi, Ken.
- Just beach.
- Dying to dance.
- Ken’s just a really good friend.
- Thoughts of death.
- I don’t deserve this.
- Thank you, Ken.
- I love you, Ken.
- Humans. We’re fine.
- That’s cool.
- I’m not pretty anymore.
- It is literally impossible to be a woman.
- We have to stop the Kens.
- Got it.
- Welcome back.
- I’m ready.
- Thank you.
- Here I go.
- Sing it, sister.
- What’s wrong?
- You’re so pretty.
- I’m not Stereotypical Barbie pretty.
- You’re so smart.
- It’s not just about how they see us.
- Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction.