Unique Astrid Quotes From Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Movie

This compilation features a selection of memorable Astrid Quotes from the Beetlejuice Movie, showcasing her unique perspective and reactions to the bizarre events unfolding around her.

Quotes to take

  • “Ugh.”
  • “Perfect.”
  • “Leave me alone.”
  • “It’s Astrid. Please don’t leave a message.”
  • “Can’t believe Grandpa is dead. He’s like the only semi-normal person in this family.”
  • “We’re gonna be in Winter River for a few weeks.”
  • “What do you mean for a few weeks?”
  • “I thought we were just going for the funeral.”
  • “Yeah, that sounds really traumatic.”
  • “I can’t go.”
  • “I’m our school rep for our Student Environmental Conference next week.”
  • “We’re presenting our demands on climate change action.”
  • “I spoke with the principal, and they cleared it.”
  • “She actually thinks it’s a really good idea.”
  • “Yeah, well, I guess when you donate an entire art center, the principal becomes your little puppet on a string.”
  • “Jesus! Okay, people already know that Lydia Deetz is my mom. Okay, can you stop being a freak for, like, one second?”
  • “Why? All right, people already know you’d rather spend more time with ghosts than your own daughter.”
  • “(burps) Emotions processed. Thanks.”
  • “I saw you standing at your grandfather’s grave. He must have been a pretty dope dude. Death is so, like… It’s, like, tragic, you know? I mean, if you ever wanna, you know, cry or just, kind of rage against some of these feelings that you have going on in there, I want you to know that I could be that… kinda dope dad-dude for you. You know?”
  • “I’m good.”
  • “Oh, did you? How does it go?”
  • “Cut the crap, Rory. All right? I’m not falling for your New Age, overly emotional, trauma bonding, yoga retreat bullshit. I see you. Because, like you, my mom is a very broken person.”
  • “Okay?”
  • “Ghosts aren’t real. Only gullible people believe that kind of crap. Unless you’re trying to pay the bills, right, Mom?”
  • “I haven’t been to a funeral since Dad’s.”
  • “Death is hard.”
  • “Yeah, sometimes I think life is harder.”
  • “There you go again. You just sidestep every possible conversation about him.”
  • “Astrid… I loved your father, but our relationship was over a long time before the accident.”
  • “I still don’t understand why you can’t see him. Why not?”
  • “It’s ironic, isn’t it? You can apparently see any random ghost for your shitty TV show, but the one ghost that actually matters to me you can’t see at all.”
  • “Yeah. I’ll live. Uh, what are you reading?”
  • “One of those.”
  • “Nothing. I’ve read it three times.”
  • “Yeah.”
  • “So, how long have you been in Winter River?”
  • “Yeah, this is just a temporary layover for my grandpa’s funeral. Until my mom’s janky fiance turned it into a de facto engagement party. Yeah, he announced their wedding date.”
  • “Oh, yeah. If you knew my mom, that’s actually pretty on-brand for her.”
  • “Unfortunately.”
  • “Well, yeah, if you believe in supernatural bullshit.”
  • “No.”
  • “I only believe in things that I can see. You know, science. Facts.”
  • “Yeah, it’s gonna keep going.”
  • “Back to the insanity. I’m sorry about your fence, by the way. You can tell your parents my mom will pay for that.”
  • “Maybe Mom can get the ghosts in the attic to give us a hand.”
  • “Why? They find a better house to haunt?”
  • “How convenient.”
  • “Dad’s favorite movie.”
  • “Can I keep this?”
  • “I really like that model of Winter River, too. Did Grandpa make that?”
  • “Oh, I found that on the floor. Hey, who’s Beetlejuice?”
  • “Beetlejuice.”
  • “Like what?”
  • “Yeah, I understand that you’re crazy.”
  • “What awful thing did Grandpa ever do to you?”
  • “Hey.”
  • “You’ve got a lot of ’90s vinyl. Where are you finding this, eBay?”
  • “Handbook for the Recently Deceased.”
  • “Yeah, looks like the kinda crappy book my mom would write. What’s the deal with your parents?”
  • “Not really. My dad’s more the traveler anyway. We used to have this big plan where we were gonna visit the top ten creepiest places on Earth. So, Tower of London and Dracula’s Castle and… yeah, then we never got the chance to do it.”
  • “She claims she can’t even see him.”
  • “Because she’s a fraud.”
  • “Midnight. The witching hour. Future stepdad’s lame idea.”
  • “Snakes?”
  • “Wedding gift for Rory?”
  • “Are you sure about that?”
  • “We read that they were a constant threat to Ra in the underworld and represented total chaos.”
  • “Wait, what happened?”
  • “Wait, we can’t leave yet. I have plans tomorrow with this boy that I met.”
  • “You had time to get married.”
  • “Whatever. I was biking and then I kinda crashed into his fence and we started talking, and then he invited me over to his place for Halloween. Can I go, Mom?”
  • “Please?”
  • “Mom, come on! I’m gonna be late.”
  • “What are you?”
  • “You’re a ghost. My mom was telling the truth.”
  • “How? You’re dead, I’m alive. That doesn’t make any sense.”
  • “(reading in Latin) “De mundo vivorum audeo in iterum…””
  • “Merry Christmas.”
  • “No. I feel strange.”
  • “What just happened?”
  • “What?”
  • “Wait, no! Wait!”
  • “I never agreed to this!”
  • “Dad?”
  • “Dad? Dad! Help me! Dad!”
  • “Okay. I love you.”
  • “Thank you for saving my life. I’m so sorry I never believed that you saw ghosts and… I don’t know, I’m just sorry for all of it.”
  • “Wait, Mom, with everything that’s happened tonight, you know you don’t have to do this, right?”
  • “But are you sure about this?”
  • “Oh, no, blame me. She just saved me from my date from hell.”
  • “We doing this?”
  • “Wait, where’s Delia?”
  • “You’re Beetle-“
  • “What deal?”
  • “I need something to draw with. Quick!”
  • “She doesn’t have to marry you.”
  • “You violated code 6-9-9. Yeah, you illegally brought my mom into the Afterlife. According to that book, that contract is null and void.”
  • “Those snakes were actually poisonous, weren’t they?”
  • “Your work’s gonna go up in value.”
  • “Mmm-hmm.”

Astrid Quotes on Family and Relationships

  • “When you’re all on your third kid and second divorce, we’ll see who gets the last laugh.”
  • “Can’t believe Grandpa is dead. He’s like the only semi-normal person in this family.”
  • “All right, people already know you’d rather spend more time with ghosts than your own daughter.”
  • “Astrid… I loved your father, but our relationship was over a long time before the accident.”
  • “I still don’t understand why you can’t see him. Why not?”
  • “It’s ironic, isn’t it? You can apparently see any random ghost for your shitty TV show, but the one ghost that actually matters to me you can’t see at all.”
  • “Yeah, this is just a temporary layover for my grandpa’s funeral. Until my mom’s janky fiance turned it into a de facto engagement party. Yeah, he announced their wedding date.”
  • “Oh, yeah. If you knew my mom, that’s actually pretty on-brand for her.”
  • “What awful thing did Grandpa ever do to you?”
  • “Yeah, looks like the kinda crappy book my mom would write. What’s the deal with your parents?”
  • “Wait, you can’t leave yet. I have plans tomorrow with this boy that I met.”
  • “Whatever. I was biking and then I kinda crashed into his fence and we started talking, and then he invited me over to his place for Halloween. Can I go, Mom?”
  • “Mom, come on! I’m gonna be late.”
  • “Wait, Mom, with everything that’s happened tonight, you know you don’t have to do this, right?”
  • “But are you sure about this?”
  • “Oh, no, blame me. She just saved me from my date from hell.”

Astrid Quotes on Beliefs and Reality

  • “Ghosts aren’t real. Only gullible people believe that kind of crap.”
  • “Unless you’re trying to pay the bills, right, Mom?”
  • “Well, yeah, if you believe in supernatural bullshit.”
  • “I only believe in things that I can see. You know, science. Facts.”
  • “You’re a ghost. My mom was telling the truth.”
  • “How? You’re dead, I’m alive. That doesn’t make any sense.”

Astrid Quotes on Death and Loss

  • “Can’t believe Grandpa is dead. He’s like the only semi-normal person in this family.”
  • “I haven’t been to a funeral since Dad’s.”
  • “Death is hard.”
  • “Yeah, sometimes I think life is harder.”
  • “I saw you standing at your grandfather’s grave. He must have been a pretty dope dude. Death is so, like… It’s, like, tragic, you know?”

Astrid’s More Direct Quotes

  • “Leave me alone.”
  • “Cut the crap, Rory. All right?”
  • “I never agreed to this!”
  • “She doesn’t have to marry you.”
  • “You violated code 6-9-9. Yeah, you illegally brought my mom into the Afterlife. According to that book, that contract is null and void.”

Astrid’s Shorter Reactions

  • “Ugh.”
  • “Perfect.”
  • “Yeah.”
  • “No.”
  • “Okay?”
  • “Unfortunately.”
  • “How convenient.”
  • “Hey.”
  • “Snakes?”
  • “Are you sure about that?”
  • “Wait, what happened?”
  • “Please?”
  • “What are you?”
  • “What?”
  • “Wait, no! Wait!”
  • “Dad?”
  • “Okay. I love you.”
  • “Mmm-hmm.”

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