This document compiles memorable quotes from the character Wolf Jackson in the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Movie.
Wolf Jackson Quotes on Law Enforcement
- “Wolf Jackson, Afterlife Crime Unit.”
- “Who knew it was a live grenade? Your name came up on this case I’m investigating.”
- “Recognize this puss?”
- “Any idea why my suspect wrote your name in this schmo’s goo?”
- “She collected all her body parts. My hunch is she’s out for revenge. And you seem to be numero uno on her hit list.”
- “This gal can. She’s a soul sucker.”
- “My advice, lay low. She gets her hands on you and you’re dead-dead. And there’s no coming back from that, Mr. Juice.”
- “Of course. This stapled sicko… has her twisted\nheart set on a romantic reunion with Mr. Juice. She won’t stop killing, until\nshe walks him back down the aisle. Cases like this make me wonder why I even\nbecame a cop.”
- “See if you can find him. He’s probably laying\nlow. Scared out of his mind.”
- “Hands on your head, asswipe! Or I’ll spray-paint the wall with your brains!”
- “Olga, what the hell is going on?”
- “You mean to tell me a live one illegally broke into the Afterlife?”
- “Time to call the Ghoul Squad.”
- “I need a hard target search for two suspects. Scumbag… goes by the name of Beetlejuice. And a female Fleshbag. One Lydia Deetz. Kick down every door. Leave no gravestone unturned. Hell, sift through the sands of Titan if you have to! Men… this is what you’ve been training your entire deaths for. And remember…”
- “Any sign of Mr. Beetlejuice? Or the Fleshbag?”
- “(reads his nametag) “Bob”?”
- “Let me tell ya how this is gonna go. Your shriveled lips will start flappin’, or I’ll crack your itty-bitty skull like a goddamn walnut. Where’s Beetlejuice?!”
- “Mr. Juice, you’ve violated code 6-9-9!”
- “Looks like we’re a little late, boys. Tape off the crime scene, call in forensics, and keep the goddamn media away.”
- “Little lady, you just popped his Beetlejuice. Say your goodbyes, you can take a selfie now, if you like, but make it quick.”
- “Sister, you’re comin’ with me.”
- “Nice work for a couple of Fleshbags. Don’t come knockin’ until it’s your time, and in the meantime, remember, you gotta keep it real.”
- “Come on, beautiful, we got a date with the commissioner.”
Wolf Jackson Quotes on Acting and Reality
- “Not just any actor. I’ve done it all. For six movies and a reboot, I became Frank Hardballer. Doing my own stunts was non-negotiable. You know why?”
- “Correct. A vice cop doesn’t get to a perp’s door and then call for some hambone stunt man to break it down. Neither did I. You gotta keep it real.”
- “Hit me.”
- “Thank you, Janet. You keep me real.”
- “Yes!”
- “Hmm.”
Wolf Jackson Quotes on Advice and Authenticity
- “Oh, no, dude. That was way too forced. Remember, throw it away. Underplay it. You gotta keep it real.”