Hilarious Rutt Quotes From Brother Bear

Meet Rutt, the lovable and slightly clumsy moose from Disney’s Brother Bear. Here are some of his most memorable quotes.

Rutt’s Funny Observations

  • “Gee, I don’t know. Maybe the gulls popped on him, eh?” – Rutt
  • “Oh, gee, I think he’s seen us, eh. Now what?” – Rutt
  • “We’re not here.” – Rutt
  • “You wouldn’t like us. We’re really gamy.” – Rutt
  • “Nice, pine-cone breath.” – Rutt
  • “Twig legs.” – Rutt
  • “Besides, yours is bigger than mine.” – Rutt
  • “Well, gee, eh? You’re one big beaver.” – Rutt
  • “Yee…ahh… No. Uh, no. Sorry, bear. Or beaver.” – Rutt
  • “Oh. Oh, yeah. Beauty, eh? Well, he’s actually the\nsquirrel, eh? I’m more of a pure-bred wolverine. Look at these cuspids!” – Rutt
  • “Wolverine.” – Rutt
  • “Well, no, but it’s driving me nuts too?” – Rutt
  • “[Inhaling] Woo-oo-hoo… Could you just help me crack\nthis?” – Rutt
  • “[Exhaling] Just want to do, dog facing foward.” – Rutt
  • “Oh, gee. Don’t go near this patch here. Something went\nhere.” – Rutt
  • “Go away? I’m eating twigs. You’re breaking my\nconcentration?” – Rutt
  • “Like, now!” – Rutt
  • “I can’t. I’m still digesting? I’ll get cramps. Whoa,\ngee! He’s after us!” – Rutt
  • “[Groaning] Cramp!” – Rutt
  • “Hold on! Wait up. How’s it going, bear boy?” – Rutt
  • “Gee, I didn’t know you had a little brother. He’s\ncute, eh?” – Rutt
  • “Oh, gee, our big guardian bear is leaving, eh?” – Rutt
  • “I can swing your leg…” – Rutt
  • “Me, neither. OK, you guys! I guess we’ll just catch up\nwith those guys later?” – Rutt
  • “Yeah. OK. Whee.” – Rutt
  • “I can’t believe you totalled a mammoth.” – Rutt
  • “I’m afraid I cannot accept your apology.” – Rutt
  • “It’s that little cub. Gee, something’s bugging him.” – Rutt
  • “Good. Now, where were we? You’re a big selfish,\nreckless hoofer, and you’re never gonna change.” – Rutt
  • “Sorry, you’ve been replaced with my dear brother… I\nforget your name. What’s your name again, little bear?” – Rutt
  • “See, he’s had enough of you?” – Rutt
  • “Trample off. You’ll never change. Being a brother\nmeans nothing to you.” – Rutt
  • “Like what?” – Rutt
  • “You did.” – Rutt
  • “Now, why do you think I did that?” – Rutt
  • “Excuse me? I don’t believe I heard what you said.” – Rutt
  • “I love dew, too.” – Rutt
  • “Go away, eh.” – Rutt
  • “Go away. Don’t touch me.” – Rutt
  • “Hey! Not there, that’s the spot. [Laughing]” – Rutt
  • “Yeah. Good day. Hey, you know what this calls for? A\npile of delicious barley and amber weed on a cool bed of malted hops?” – Rutt
  • “So, like uh, what are doing there, smallish bear?” – Rutt
  • “Sure, this ought to be good, eh?” – Rutt
  • “Oh, yeah. So, before that you was probably, like, a\ngoat?” – Rutt
  • “No, he’s a rabbit. Look at his ears and his furry\nlittle feet. Watch out for the rabbit.” – Rutt
  • “OK, now, everyone. [Inhales] Take a big inhale? And\nthen on the exhale… [Exhales] Shift into salutation to the sun.” – Rutt

Rutt’s Quotes on Direction

  • “No, this way.” – Rutt
  • “Oh, I wouldn’t go that way.” – Rutt

Rutt’s Thoughts on Driving

  • “When can I have a turn, eh?” – Rutt
  • “Beauty. You know, I was thinking. Now might be a\nreally good time, for me to drive, eh?” – Rutt
  • “If I was driving, this never would’ve happened.” – Rutt
  • “You ever let me drive, you never let me do nothing.” – Rutt

Rutt’s Unique Perspective

  • “OK, there’s this hunter, following us, and I was– we\nwas thinking. If we could maybe nust kind of hang out with you guys…” – Rutt
  • “Yeah. It’d be fun, you know? I mean, if the hunter\nwho’s going to catch up– and– and–” – Rutt
  • “Right. Well, that’s what we was thinking.” – Rutt
  • “So, you don’t think he’ll follow those?” – Rutt
  • “Well, let’s get a backseat or something. I look like\nyou hunted me. Oh.” – Rutt
  • “Hey, look.” – Rutt

Related Post