These are some of the memorable Grace Quotes from the movie Bruce Almighty, showcasing her reactions and perspectives.
Relationship Grace Quotes
“Honey last night was just…”
“I mean, you know, I woke up this morning and I felt like… like my boobs were bigger. I mean, do they look bigger to you?”
“[Bruce kisses her] Where are you going?”
“Honey, these flowers are really beautiful. But last night…”
“I’ve never seen the moon that big!”
“[breaks the kiss] Five minutes!”
“Oh yeah, what, and you thought like Susan’s mouth was the phone?”
“[bitterly] Yeah, you were putting up a really big fight!”
“Yeah! Why don’t you get me a boat, Bruce?”
“Yeah, a big boat! And then maybe two big bags of cash? Then, then I’ll be happy. Lots of money and lots of stuff! Other people want idiotic crap like getting married or having babies with the man that they’ve loved for five years, but not me, Bruce! Just gimme the boat!”
“I’m not doing it! I’m undoing it. I’ll be at Debbie’s, you take care of Sam until I can make arrangements.”
“How did you get that? That’s supposed to be in our private stash.”
“Alright just give it to me.”
“Okay, Bruce, give it to me! Come on!”
“Alright fine. Do with it what you will. I don’t care.”
“Give that to me, right now!”
Concern Grace Quotes
“Come on. What are you doing?”
“What happened to you? You seem so-“
“happy.”
“Ooooh… those are amazing! What are these?”
“Okay…”
“I’ll be out in a minute!”
Alright, sweetheart, I know that you’re mad. It’s completely understandable. What Evan did was slimy and wrong. But this day could’ve been so much worse. I’m just glad you’re okay.”
“[holding back tears] So is that what you think that we have? A mediocre life?”
“[angry and shocked] About me? How can I make this about me? It’s about you! It’s always about you!”
“Honey, hi, wow!”
Humorous Grace Quotes
“I’ve got a very rare blood type. I’m AB positive.”
“Debbie won the lottery.”
“But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.”
“[Cheerful and giggly] Good morning. I made you grilled cheese.”
“I mean, you know, I woke up this morning and I felt like… like my boobs were bigger. I mean, do they look bigger to you?”
“Oh, come on!”
“[She jiggles her boobs for him] Look at them, please! They are definitely bigger, I mean, look, they feel huge to me!”
“You know that everything happens for a reason.”
“Oh, Bruce’s new car.”
“[Bruce gets out of the car and walks towards her] I am mad at you.”
“What are those?”
“I’m in the shower!”
“[from deleted scene] I don’t want a dog that craps in a toilet!”