Peter Parker, the young and enthusiastic Spider-Man, made his debut in Captain America: Civil War, bringing a fresh and humorous perspective to the superhero conflict. Here are some of the most memorable Peter Parker Quotes from the movie.
Memorable Peter Parker Quotes
- “Okay. This crazy car parked outside . . .”
- “What are . . .what are you–what are you doing here?”
- “Yeah, I was . . . anyway, look, um, I definitely did not apply for your grant.”
- “That’s all- That’s all on YouTube, though, right? I mean, that’s where you found that? Because you know that’s all fake. It’s all done on the computer.”
- “S . . . Spider-Man.”
- “It’s not a onesie.”
- “I don’t believe this. I was actually having a real good day today, you know, Mr. Stark. Didn’t miss my train, this perfectly good DVD player was just sitting there and . . . Algebra test. Nailed it!”
- “No. No, no. No, no. If she knew, she would freak out. And when she freaks out, I freak out.”
- “Yes. Yes, I can! I can. I can-I can see in those. Okay? It’s just that… when whatever happened, happened . . . it’s like my senses have been dialed to 11. There’s way too much input, so . . . they just kinda help me focus.”
- “Because . . . because l’ve been me my whole life, and l’ve had these powers for 6 months.”
- “When you can do the things that I can, but you don’t . . . and then the bad things happen . . . they happen because of you.”
- “Yeah. Yeah just looking out . . . for the little guy. That’s–that’s what it is.”
- “I can’t go to Germany!”
- “I got . . . homework.”
- “I’m—I’m being serious! I can’t just drop out of school!”
- “Don’t tell Aunt May.”
- “Thanks. Well, I could’ve stuck the landing a little better. It’s just the new suit… Well, it’s nothing, Mr. Stark. It’s–it’s perfect. Thank you.”
- “Okay. Cap . . . Captain. Big fan, I’m Spider-Man.”
- “You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude!”
- “You have the right to remain silent!”
- “Hey buddy, I think you lost this!”
- “Those wings carbon fiber?”
- “That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that’s awesome, man.”
- “Alright, sorry, my bad.”
- “Guys, look. I’d love to keep this up but I’ve only got one job here today and I gotta impress Mr. Stark, so, l’m really sorry.”
- “They’re not stopping.”
- “That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all.”
- “Mr. Stark said you’d say that. Wow.”
- “He also said to go for your legs.”
- “That you’re wrong. You think you’re right. That makes you dangerous.”
- “Queens.”
- “Holy shit!”
- “I got him!”
- “Hey, guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?”
- “You know that part . . . where they’re on the snow planet . . . with the walking thingies?”
- “YES! Ha ha! That was awesome!”
- “Hey! Get off me!”
- “Oh. Hey, man.”
- “That was scary.”
- “What?”
- “No, I’m good. I’m fine.”
- “Stay down.”
- “No, it’s good I gotta get him back!”
- “Wait. Mr. Stark, wait! I’m not done, I’m not . . .”
- “Okay, I’m done. I’m done.”
- “Love you, May. Hey, can you shut the door?”
Peter Parker Quotes on Responsibility
- “When you can do the things that I can, but you don’t . . . and then the bad things happen . . . they happen because of you.”
- “Yeah. Yeah just looking out . . . for the little guy. That’s–that’s what it is.”
- “Guys, look. I’d love to keep this up but I’ve only got one job here today and I gotta impress Mr. Stark, so, l’m really sorry.”
Peter Parker Quotes on Enthusiasm
- “You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude!”
- “That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that’s awesome, man.”
- “That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all.”
- “Mr. Stark said you’d say that. Wow.”
- “YES! Ha ha! That was awesome!”
- “That was scary.”