This collection showcases some of the most memorable Fury Quotes from the Captain Marvel Movie, highlighting his wit, skepticism, and eventual shift in perspective.
Humorous Fury Quotes
“Can you turn into a cat?”
“A Venus fly trap. I’ll give you $50 right now if you turn into a Venus fly trap.”
“It’s a cat. Not Hannibal Lecter.”
“Want me to get you an oven mitt?”
“(Fury has just unbuckled Goose’s collar and is now holding her) Me?”
“I’m not touching that thing.”
“Well, if you’re ever passing back through this galaxy, be sure to give a brother a shout.”
“I’ll neither confirm nor deny the facts of that story.”
“Well, is it in front of all that nothing, or behind it?”
“If I played the same pinball machine for six years I’d have some high scores too.”
“What? You think I’m gonna crank call you?”
“If toast is cut diagonally, I can’t eat it.”
Fury Quotes on Encounters and Observations
“Hey. Is this normal, like space turbulence?”
“That thing is clearly busted.”
“You know you’re glowing, right?”
“That’s some nifty flying you did out there. SHIELD could always use a good pilot like you.”
“Getting better every second.”
“Keller. Tied my boss up, stole his identity.”
“You’re good to go here til you recover, but you and your family will need a new look.”
“Please don’t.”
“You’re sure that’s what Marvel would want?”
“That’s what I said.”
“Mar-Vell.”
“Mar-Vell. Marvel sounds a lot better. You know, like the Marvelettes? [Singing] 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Oh, yeah, wait a minute Mr. Postman. Ay, ay, ay, ay, Mr. Postman.𝅘𝅥 Not ringing any bells?”
“You’re saying he’s not from around here?”
“Well, I’d say fine. But it can’t believe what it’s seeing.”
“Talked like him too.”
“The word she used was infiltration.”
“Not ’till I say this.”
“I got to find Blockbuster girl. I got word on a motorcycle thief which fits her description. She can tell us why these lizards are here, maybe she can tell us how to kick them to the curb.”
“Yes sir.”
“That’s classified. Not unlike the file I started on you.”
“But I see you changed it up a bit since then. Grunge is a good look for you.”
“It’s cool. You know, space invasion, big car chase, got to watch an alien autopsy. Typical 9 to 5.”
“So, you saw one?”
“I was never one to believe in aliens. But I can’t unsee that.”
“This is gonna get a little awkward but I gotta ask.”
“You think I’m one of those green things.”
“You are looking at 100 percent red-blooded Earthman.”
“I’m afraid I’m gonna need proof.”
“We talking cheek swab or urine sample.”
“Well, my AOL password.”
“Oh oh! You wanna get personal.”
“Where were you born?”
“Huntsville, Alabama. But technically I don’t remember that part.”
“Name of your first pet.”
“Mr. Snuffers.”
“That’s what I said. Did I pass?”
“Not yet. First job?”
“Soldier, straight out of high school. Got the ranks of full breed Colonel.”
“And then?”
“Spy.”
“Where?”
“It was the Cold War, we were everywhere. Uh… Belfast, Bucharest, Belgrade, Budapest. I like the B’s. I can make them rhyme”
“Now?”
“Been riding a desk for the past six years, trying to figure out where our future enemies are coming from. Never occurred to me that they’d be coming from above.”
“Name a detail so bizarre a Skrull could never fabricate it.”
“Okay, the Skrulls sim alien races which infiltrate and overtake alien planets. And you’re a Kree, a race of noble warriors.”
“Heroes. Noble warrior heroes.”
“So, um. What do Skrulls want with Dr. Lawson?”
“Light speed engine? I’ve got to admit, that’s not the craziest thing I’ve heard today.”
“Well, it’s still early.”
“And you, what do you want?”
“And…? Look, war is a universal language. I know a rogue soldier when I see one, you’ve got a personal stake in this.”
“Nicholas Joseph Fury, Agent of SHIELD.”
“Everybody calls me Fury. Not Nicholas, not Joseph, not Nick. Just Fury.”
“Fury.”
“Fury.”
“If I have them, they’ll call me Fury.”
“Thank you.”
“Oh, hold up. You look like somebody’s disaffected niece. Put that on.”
“It’s the SHIELD logo.”
“Said the space soldier who was wearing a rubber suit.”
“Lose the flannel.”
“We’re agents of SHIELD.”
“A Dr. Wendy Lawson.”
“Are you familiar with the phrase “Welcome Wagon”?”
“No.”
“Well, this ain’t it.”
“Yeah. State-of-the-art two-way pager.”
“My mom. Don’t worry, I didn’t mention you.”
“After you.”
“Oh. You should see what I can do with a paperclip.”
“Hey, there. How are you?”
“Oh, my goodness. Look at you. Just look at you. Aren’t you the cutest little thing.”
“Aren’t you cute? And what’s your name, huh? What’s your name? “Goose”, cool name for a cool cat.”
“(to Goose): I’ll be back.”
“Oh. Let me get my fingerprint out. Just let me unravel this puppy.”
“You sat there and watched me play with tape? When all you had to do was… [Fury imitates Vers shooting the energy]”
“Um, maybe because she’s cuckoo.”
“Hmm?”
“Well, she’s dead.”
“She crashed the ASIS aircraft during an unauthorized test flight. Took a pilot down with her. That’s why security here’s so unfriendly. They’re covering up a billion-dollar mistake. Oh, and your light-speed engine is toast.”
“When did this crash happen?”
“Six years ago. 1989.”
“Who was the pilot?”
“Um, most of this thing’s redacted but there is a testimonial here from a Maria Rambeau. Last person to see them both alive.”
“You OK?”
“Back in a minute.”
“She’s co-operating with the investigation sir.”
“You men stay here.”
“I want to question her alone. Excellent work Nicholas.”
“She’s on sub-level 6. I’ll get off on 5, take the stairs in case she runs for it. Do a pincer move, like we did in Havana.”
“Right. Like we did in Havana.”
“Vers!… Vers!”
“My bad!”
“What?”
“Your communicator. You obviously can’t be trusted with it.”
“Do you know how to fly this thing?”
“That’s a yes or no question.”
“Yes.”
“That’s what I’m talking about!”
“We’ve got a stowaway.”
“Hang on Goose.”
“Who’s a good kitty huh? Huh Goose? Yes, that’s right. Who’s a good kitty Goose? You’re a good kitty.”
“So, you think you’re the pilot that went down with Dr Lawson.”
“Maria Rambeau.”
“Due East. Hang a right at Memphis.”
“Coulson. New guy. Guess he doesn’t hate me yet.”
“Yeah well, give him time.”
“I guess he had a feeling, went with his gut against orders. It’s a really hard thing to do. That’s what keeps us human.”
“I see that about you (Vers and Fury laugh about this). Rescuing the guy how sold you out to the Skrulls. I guess that’s not standard Kree operating procedure.”
Fury Quotes on Future Threats and Heroes
“For emergencies only. Okay?”
“We have no idea what other intergalactic threats are out there. And our one-woman security force had a prior commitment on the other side of the universe. SHIELD alone can’t protect us. We need to find more.”
“More heroes.”
“We found her, and we weren’t even looking.”
“Get the Skrulls in the Quad Jet and go. Take the Flerken with you.”
“I’m picking you up now. I’m trusting you not to eat me.”
“That was a close call, huh, Goosey? Huh? The bad guy’s still in there somewhere- [Goose scratches Nick Fury’s eye] Oh! MOTHER FLERKEN!!!”
“Yeah. It’s just a scratch. [a serious scratch is shown on his left eye]”
“Then what?”
“I’m sure it will turn up somewhere.”