HAROLD Quotes From Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

Here is a collection of the most memorable and amusing HAROLD Quotes from DreamWorks Animation’s “Captain Underpants:

HAROLD Quotes on Friendship

  • “…but George and Harold’s plan was working out perfectly.”
  • “Well, so what?! We get to say what happened! It’s the Flip-O-Rama! I like dolphins. The dolphins are in.”
  • “Yeah, we’re sorry. The truth is, Professor P… you have probably, like, the greatest name we’ve ever heard. I mean, George, imagine if we had names like that.”
  • “Yeah! I would be Sir Cheeseball Wafflefanny.”
  • “George! George, is that you?”
  • “Okay, yeah, sure. Something funny.”
  • “Okay, okay. What did we use to find funny?”
  • “I think I bruised a rib. Because I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!”
  • “George, just don’t…”
  • “George!”
  • “But, you know, George… bringing back Krupp permanently… we’ll never be in the same class again.”
  • “Well, yeah. I mean, we’ll always be friends. Right?”
  • “Pinky swear?”
  • “Oh. Okay. Yeah, wow. I haven’t really prepared anything, but… I, Harold… hereby declare George as my best friend, permanently, forever.”
  • “America, friendship.”
  • “Land and the United States. Good, okay, yeah.”
  • “Phew. What a relief.”
  • “You know, I don’t know. We were younger then. Clearly, we have grown.”
  • “Our comics?”
  • “Yeah, well, here we go again!”
  • “Yeah, dolphins. Just go with it.”
  • “Hey. Aw, man.”
  • “Yep. This is where the magic happens. Not, like, actual magic. No, we’re not practicing the dark arts. No, here we just hang out and make comics and try to make each other laugh.”
  • “Because your words inspire greatness, Mr. Beard.”
  • “Good night, George.”
  • “George, if he destroys our sense of humor, he destroys us! Imagine how boring our comics will be.”

Funny and Humorous HAROLD Quotes

  • “And expensive.”
  • “Okay, first Professor Poopypants gave Captain Underpants the boot.”
  • “Then he made an Underpants sandwich.”
  • “And then, they played a friendly game of paddleball!”
  • “What do you have against dolphins anyway?”
  • “You are just so annoying!”
  • “Sir, are you saying your full name is… Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire?”
  • “Your anus.”
  • “Oh, neato!”
  • “Ha-ha! Unlimited underpants!”
  • “And he’s even dumber in real life.”
  • “I can pee a little bit in my underwear, and no one will mind.”
  • “Prank.”
  • “What?”
  • “Oh! Look at him, he’s a monkey!”
  • “Atlantic into nacho cheese.”

HAROLD Quotes Showing Concern or Surprise

  • “We’ve gotta find a way to unplug Melvin.”
  • “I hope this works.”
  • “You sure?”
  • “I ran outta paper.”
  • “And your hair?”
  • “George, I can’t smile anymore.”
  • “What’s happening?”
  • “Oh, no! What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?”
  • “No, I got nothing.”
  • “Really?”
  • “Help!”
  • “Please, anyone! Help!”
  • “No way!”
  • “Oh, that is an obvious twist that I did not see coming… despite my many years of comic book studies!”
  • “I can’t reach.”
  • “No!”
  • “Get him.”
  • “No! Hands off!”
  • “Give it to me!”
  • “Would you just give me that?”
  • “Now look what you’ve done!”
  • “Give it!”
  • “No, no, no! Captain Underpants…”
  • “Get back here!”
  • “Get him, Captain Underpants!”
  • “Would you keep it down?”
  • “We have to get rid of him, don’t we?”
  • “Goodbye.”
  • “Well, how about that…”
  • “Yeah, like, first.”
  • “Yeah, I know, it’s just, I didn’t know if it was the thing where it’s like, good weird or bad weird. Like is it something…”
  • “Mean old Mr. Krupp. Hates anything fun. Like comic books, recess… Christmas… Even kittens!”
  • “Uh, no. Not technically. BUT IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE! I’m sorry, I– I’m so mad about the comic.”
  • “Ahh!”
  • “He must have a lot of proof in there. Quiet fives.”
  • “Yeah, when it’s cut all together like that, you really get a sense of our scope.”
  • “And dangerous. Like that tiger?”
  • “More like Jerome Horwitz Penitentiary.”
  • “First graders. Always hits them the hardest.”
  • “Did you tattle-tale on us?”
  • “Is there no justice?”
  • “Wait, wait. Don’t move, don’t move.”
  • “Make it end!”
  • “I hope you’ve all enjoyed the film.”
  • “What more is there to say? Our fellow students got to enjoy their weekend. Which, by the way, they are legally entitled to.”
  • “I think he’s smiling. I’m so cold. So, so cold.”
  • “Screwdriver.”
  • “We’re so guilty.”
  • “Wow, that nanny cam really has good picture quality.”
  • “Are you going to tell our parents?”
  • “Mr. Krupp, no. You can’t do this. Please.”
  • “Separate classes. Our friendship’s over. I’ll never see you again in my life!”
  • “Friends separated… promising each other they’ll remain besties. But within months, we’ll be awkwardly bumping into each other at the mall.”
  • “Oh, no, George. I think it’s much worse. They like-like each other.”
  • “Great. What now?”
  • “Oh, no!”
  • “Poor turtle.”
  • “George, do something.”
  • “What’s happening?”
  • “What was that?”
  • “We gotta stop him.”
  • “Oh, no!”
  • “You’d think a guy like him would be easy to find.”
  • “Giant ape monster? What is he talking… “
  • “Mr. Krupp! I mean, Captain Underpants! You can’t actually fly!”
  • “Oh, that is a lot of buttons.”
  • “No, no, no!”
  • “Come on. Oh, come on, come on, come on.”
  • “Oh, no, no, no!”
  • “Wow! I can’t believe we found a spot.”
  • “He’s a sleepwalker. Come on, pap pap, let’s get you back into bed.”
  • “What are we gonna do? He can’t just stay here. We have to turn him back into Krupp.”
  • “Oh, no! He’s Krupp again.”
  • “Cool.”
  • “We made it. Yeesh.”
  • “I wonder what horrors lie inside.”
  • “Probably torture implements.”
  • “Brains in jars.”
  • “Bones of former students.”
  • “I just assumed there’d be something scary… but it’s actually a really nice place.”
  • “Yeah. Definitely not.”
  • “This guy’s bumming me out.”
  • “I sure hope we don’t ever end up like him. All alone.”
  • “Huh?”
  • “Not a thing. I actually can’t see a thing. These sunglasses are too dark.”
  • “Okay, you know what? These shirts were way premature.”
  • “We can’t. He’ll separate us, remember?”
  • “Ah! Principal Krupp, you caught us again. You better take us to your office for a good old talking-to. Right? Principal Krupp?”
  • “100% positive. Now act like a principal.”
  • “Oh, yeeh. That’s great.”
  • “And this way, sir.”
  • “And then for the last few years… you’ve “been in a very dark place”… and your title was… “Revenge Seeker?” “Revenge at all costs… “Die! Die!” Am I reading this right?”
  • “Uh, yeah. We gotta fix this before Krupp finds out.”
  • “Yeah, just sit there and look angry for no reason.”
  • “What kind of person wants to do that?”
  • “Yeesh.”
  • “No, that’ll never work.”
  • “How’d that even happen?”
  • “Where’d everybody go?”
  • “Where did this even come from?”
  • “Hey, uh, where are all the teachers?”
  • “We made the wrong choice!”
  • “This way!”
  • “What? George!”
  • “Harold! Come back!”
  • “George, I’m right here! I’m right here!”
  • “I won’t! I won’t, George!”
  • “George?”

Insightful HAROLD Quotes

  • “I think there’s some valuable life lessons in there… somewhere.”
  • “See, most superheroes look like they’re flying around in their underwear.”
  • “When anything is possible!”
  • “When it is…”
  • “What more is there to say? Our fellow students got to enjoy their weekend. Which, by the way, they are legally entitled to.”
  • “Wow, that nanny cam really has good picture quality.”
  • “Friends separated… promising each other they’ll remain besties. But within months, we’ll be awkwardly bumping into each other at the mall.”
  • “Oh, no, George. I think it’s much worse. They like-like each other.”
  • “Yeah, I know, it’s just, I didn’t know if it was the thing where it’s like, good weird or bad weird. Like is it something…”
  • “He must have a lot of proof in there. Quiet fives.”
  • “Yeah, when it’s cut all together like that, you really get a sense of our scope.”
  • “Fair enough.”
  • “First graders. Always hits them the hardest.”
  • “Is there no justice?”

HAROLD Quotes Showing Determination

  • “We’ve gotta find a way to unplug Melvin.”
  • “Come on, let’s get to work.”
  • “Get him.”
  • “Give it to me!”
  • “Give it!”
  • “Get back here!”
  • “Get him, Captain Underpants!”
  • “We have to get rid of him, don’t we?”
  • “Come on. Oh, come on, come on, come on.”
  • “We gotta stop him.”

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