Here is a collection of the most memorable and amusing CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS Quotes from the epic movie that brought the legendary superhero to life.
Quotes on Heroism and Justice
“Stand down, Poopypants!”
“Prepare to be vanquished… and justice to be served on a piping hot platter of freedom!”
“With a side order of liberty… and a super-sized cup filled with freedom also!”
“Time to take you down once and for all, Poopypants!”
“I have come to save the day!”
“I’ll take that!”
“Did not see that coming! Take that, Doctor Diaper!”
“Hang on, sidekicks!”
“Fear not, this planet is safe under my watchful eye.”
“Fear not, for I will set you free!”
“Halt!”
“Stand down, you giant ape monster!”
“Your days of terrifying this town… (moves back a bit) are over!”
“Now I take to the sky… like an ostrich! [jumps onto the balloon gorilla and the ropes holding it start to snap] I gotcha!”
“Take that! Ah, cheap shot! Ow! Right in the kisser!”
“Rest assured, citizens of this marvelous metropolis… I will rid you of this menace any moment now!”
“Victory!”
“Let that be a lesson to evildoers everywhere. Never underestimate the power of underwear!”
“Well, a hero’s work is never done. Now it is time to fly again!”
Funny and Quirky CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS Quotes
“Keep standing down. I’m just gonna be a second.”
“I’m not naked!”
“Stinkelsberg.”
“Oh, there’s more where that came from.”
“Well, it’s mine now!”
“Hmm. What does this button do?”
“Must be holding it backwards.”
“Yup. That was it.”
“Crackerjack idea.”
“Yeah, that’s more like it!”
“Nice work, sidekicks! I’ll just put this back down right here.”
“There we go. Back to normal… like it never happened.”
“A bee! Get away from me!”
“Come on, guys. Pretty sure the bee wasn’t the bad guy.”
“Oh! Look! Little dolphins!”
“Let’s see. (Checks his underpants) Underpants, check. Captain, also check. I’m pretty sure I’m Captain Underpants.”
“Which must make you my trusty sidekicks!”
“Let’s see what’s afoot.”
“Well, that was invigorating.”
“Why, thank you, vehicle person!”
“What is this?”
“Poor soul. You’re trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison. (the mime doesn’t speak while pretending to cry) What’s that? I can’t hear you. But I see your tears.”
“Oh, that’s better. I can hear you now.”
“Hold it.”
“Here, let me help. (threw her up the tree) You’re welcome, madam.”
“Do you sense that?”
“Well, of course you don’t. You’re not a superhero like me. Come, sidekicks. Evil lurks within!”
“Oh, hi, guys!”
“Oh, you put up a good fight!”
“But what about all the other evil villains?”
“Chums! What an astounding headquarters. Stuffed full of relics… all celebrating my interplanetary exploits! (looks at a plunger) Oh, this takes me back.”
“Look at the cute little turtle. Oh, he’s so adorable.”
“Turns who what?”
“Greetings, citizens!”
“A triangle! (dings the triangle and gasps again) It dings!”
“Principal who?”
“Sidekicks… are you sure my secret identity requires these… restricting, uncomfortable clothes?”
“Oh, right. How does a principal act?”
“Okey-doke. [pretending to be a zombie] I’m a principal!”
“I cannot lie. I don’t recall having your tuna casserole.”
“But if your casserole is as striking as your one blue eye…”
“Oh, my. Two blue eyes.”
“Very well then. Up, up, and…”
“Well, hello, citizen.”
“Perfect. I’m disguised as an elementary school principal. (whispers to the boys) Guys, I totally got this. Don’t worry one bit.”
“Hmm. Says here you’re a science teacher?”
“But you have teaching experience?”
“Not even, like, babysitting?”
“Camp counselor?”
“I’m getting a really good vibe about you.”
“Well, you seem terrific! (Gets out a stamp) You’re hired!”
“Sounds like a job for Captain Underpants.”
“You got it. (pretends to look angry) Grr…”
“That will be interesting to put my eye up to.”
Catchphrases and Exclamations
“Tra-la-laaa!”
“Ow! Ow!”
“Tra-la-laa! I feel… awesome!”
“Tra-la-laaaaa!”
“Huzzah!”
“To the sky!”
“Hey, sidekicks! Tra!”
“Heyo!”
“La…”
“Laaa!!!”
“Greetings, citizens!”
“Ooh!”
Quotes on Gratitude and Farewell
“You’re welcome, peace keeper!”
“Chums! Thank you for chronicling my surprisingly grounded biography. The truth is a slippery thing. And you nailed it. Now it is time to fly again! Farewell, my dear sidekicks.”