Melvin Sneedly, the intelligent and often misunderstood classmate of George and Harold, has a unique perspective on the world, and his lines often reflect his personality and interactions with others.
Melvin’s Inventions and Ideas
- “I will now demonstrate a prototype which I call… the Robotic Sock Matcher.” – MELVIN
- “Never waste time matching your own socks again.” – MELVIN
- “The Electromagnetic Lint Collector.” – MELVIN
- “Digital Paper Sorter. It’s the homework…” – MELVIN
- “Automatic cushion.” – MELVIN
- “And the personal favorite, the binder binder.” – MELVIN
- “Having trouble organizing your binders? Well, look no further than this giant binder… for binders. Three-hole punch…” – MELVIN
- “Feast your eyes on this. The Turbo Toilet 2000!” – MELVIN
- “Check it out, people. It’s already programmed with my personal potty playlist.” – MELVIN
- “Oh, samba! Once you’re done using the facilities… hit the button and let my toilet wash itself.” – MELVIN
- “Now included, automatic toilet paper wiping claw. Trademark.” – MELVIN
- “I call him the Tattle Turtle 200. On the outside, it resembles a turtle. But on the inside, (pops off its head and reveals it to be a camera) oh, look at this. It’s a nanny cam!” – MELVIN
- “Yeah, you gotta change the input to video.” – MELVIN
- “You’re on AUX. Change it to video.” – MELVIN
- “Or perhaps a place even more toxic!” – MELVIN
- “I call it “The Turbo…” – MELVIN
Melvin’s Social Interactions
- “Well, well, well. I heard you both got into a bit of the old trouble today.” – MELVIN
- “Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t.” – MELVIN
- “I did. Someone has to stand up for the Man.” – MELVIN
- “Respectfully disagree.” – MELVIN
- “I’ll let myself in, receptionist lady.” – MELVIN
- “We’ve finally got them, sir.” – MELVIN
- “Professor Poopypants! George and Harold are trying to stop you!” – MELVIN
- “Uh, you’re asking the wrong dude.” – MELVIN
- “Finally! You’re speaking my language!” – MELVIN
- “Comin’ atcha!” – MELVIN
Melvin’s Reactions and Feelings
- “Yes!” – MELVIN
- “Actually it’s 17.” – MELVIN
- “I said no!” – MELVIN
- “I’m trying to, but it’s not cooperating.” – MELVIN
- “Put that in my pocket.” – MELVIN
- “Extra credit, it feels so good!” – MELVIN
- “I got extra credit!” – MELVIN
- “Oh, oh! Ah! Ah! Sir, sir.” – MELVIN
- “I love it.” – MELVIN
- “What’s so funny? I don’t get it.” – MELVIN
- “Excuse me, could you explain to me why this is funny?” – MELVIN
- “This thing is amazing, Professor P. You could probably solve world hunger with an invention like this.” – MELVIN
- “Just like you do in this comic!” – MELVIN
- “True power comes from within.” – MELVIN
- “Okay.” – MELVIN
- “I see where you’re going.” – MELVIN
- “What? What is it?” – MELVIN
- “I don’t get it.” – MELVIN
- “Yikes! Extra credit or survival? Extra credit or survival?” – MELVIN
- “I choose survival!” – MELVIN