These lines capture MIKE’s sharp wit and often cynical perspective throughout Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.
MIKE Quotes
MIKE Quotes – Opinions
- “It’s stupid!” – MIKE
- “Candy is a waste of time!” – MIKE
- “It’s just a picture on a screen.” – MIKE
- “I dunno, I hate chocolate.” – MIKE
- “Why is everything here completely pointless?” – MIKE
MIKE Quotes – Assertions and Reactions
- “I wanna pick a room!” – MIKE
- “Sweet! The television room!” – MIKE
- “Shut up, Dad.” – MIKE
- “Back off, you little freaks!” – MIKE
- “No he doesn’t! He doesn’t have any idea! You think he’s a genius, but he’s an idiot! (Beat.) But I’m not.” – MIKE
- “Help me! Help me!” – MIKE
- “Just put me back in the other way!” – MIKE
MIKE Quotes – Inquisitive and Analytical Remarks
- “How about people?” – MIKE
- “Don’t you realize what you’ve invented? It’s a teleporter! It’s the most important invention in the history of the world, and all you can think about is chocolate.” – MIKE
- “All you had to do was check the manufacturing dates, offset by weather, and the derivative of the Nikkei index. A retard could figure it out.” – MIKE
- “In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar.” – MIKE
- “Are they real people?” – MIKE
- “Like they knew it was all gonna happen.” – MIKE
- “What’s the special prize, and who gets it?” – MIKE
- “If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?” – MIKE
- “There can’t possibly be this many floors.” – MIKE