This compilation presents a selection of meaningful quotes from the movie Disenchanted Movie Quotes, capturing various themes and moments from the story.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
“I know change can be scary but it can also be exciting, think of all the wonderful new people you’re going to meet who will love you just as much as I do.”
“Whenever you need a friend, what do we do?”
“Sometimes you just have to take a leap.”
“We’ll make more, if I learnt anything from meeting a princess on a billboard sometimes you just have to take a leap.”
“You just have to look at things the right way.”
“This day is new now, there’s work to do now.”
“It’s another day, another quest , one more chance to put my mettle to the test.”
“Our life is almost like a fairytale.”
“You gotta do you.”
“Believe in yourself.”
“Tomorrow is another day.”
Love Quotes
“I’ve been dreaming of true love’s kiss and a prince I’m hoping comes with this.”
Life Quotes
“Ever after wasn’t the end of their story.”
“Things would never stop happening.”
“Life got so busy, it felt like a sleeping curse fell over them every night.”
“Maybe life in the kingdom of New York wasn’t such a fairytale after all.”
“Where the hell is Monroeville? Don’t know, has to be better than here.”
“Living the full cliche here.”
“Once you found your happily ever after , your happily ever after always stayed then I journeyed here where true love’s kiss was waiting , I became his princess I miss that fairytale life where you wake each day and nothing’s changed , and your daughter doesn’t feel estranged.”
“What do I do where life can never be a fairytale?”
“This world feels different.”
“Happily ever after is more a concept here.”
“If you don’t like this world, you should change it.”
“Just reality man.”
“Our town is really one big family, like every family everyone has their role, Once we figure out where you fit in, you can have anything you wish.”
“I used to be good at things.”
Funny Quotes
“I’m literally telling the entire Internet about my kidnapping, they all agree it’s a tragedy.”
“Teenagers are like this, She’ll be fine.”
“Our house is like a castle, I’ll have my own room, you’ve told me a million times.”
“That’s not an adventure, that’s a landfill. A land filled with adventure.”
“Those crickets can pose that song just for us, build them a resort, I don’t think they have one of those.”
“Why is your alarm going off? It’s still yesterday outside. I’m a commuter now!”
“Tragic , how desperate you must be to do something I do plenty.”
“Does anyone in Andaasia just say stuff? Not if we can help it.”
“If you have no wands for a fake daughter of Andalasia, I’ll go change, I’ll be sure to look in your closet, sure to be some fun options, we’re making a real splash at my new school.”
“She sometimes says one thing and means the opposite , I can never tell.”
“Hogwashery , if anyone can make something out of this, it’s Giselle.”
“Little tip next time tell them no bag, double wrapped Maybe leave the sword at home.”
“I feel like a human get well bouquet.”
“The flowers on your skirt bring out the rest of flowers on your skirt.”
“Even when he broke both his legs he won. It’s not rigged, I promise.”
“One time she made an entire forest from m and m’s and had it delivered to my class by pigeon.”
“Figurative Edgar.”
“Those twigs were m*rder on my sciatica.”
“Jumping jelly sticks we got magic.”
“Modernlasia has a queen and she’s a magic queen, those are always fun. Yeah ain’t sure how fun she looks.”
“Baked goods are what you do best your majesty.”
“That’s really a very aggressive twinkle.”
“The finest hourglass would shatter with envy.”
“Hardly fit for a maid.”
“My hair is so high and my dress so low , of course I want that dress made from rags, people like me always do.”
“Whose rathole is this?”
“Stepmothers don’t have cute chipmunks as friends , they have cats, evil ones , I can’t be a cat, they eat chipmunks, I’m gonna be sick.”
“A very large and cranky dragon is just what I’ve been looking for.”
“No offense but you should find another profession.”
“Good kitty.”
“Didn’t like what you got?”
“And I’m a soon to be evil cat.”
“Careful with the tassels.”
“Wicked good.”
“I’m not vain , just look good in everything.”
“That’s classic stuff. You know that’s not a litter box, that’s where I live.”
“I did that for effect.”
“I have to lick this for some reason.”
“At least I look fine. That’s not important. Speak for yourself.”
“He thinks he’s a prince with a sword.”
“Although nothing ever happens to young girls in Andalasia they just sing and pick flowers or sometimes get trapped in a tower or kidnapped by trolls or witches.”
“This fruit is very squishy today. Well then I would be careful, the squishy dragon fruit can be a little bit grumpy.”
“Curly eyelashes , why not?”
“Evil stepmothers never take this well.”
“That’s an easy one, it’s Andalasian magic.”
“Please I’m ticklish over there, my tassels , careful with the fine print.”
“Away, poof.”
“That’s sarcasm isn’t it? Not so hard to understand.”
“I can’t help it dear , it’s just who I am.”
“Giant! What are you doing?”
“Mommy! I turn around for one second.”
“I feel Superior to all living things , why were we fighting this?”
“Indeed , who knew being a villain could feel so liberating.”
“Villains are many things, one thing we aren’t is powerful , that’s why we have to go through all these ridiculous manipulations, we don’t have any power of our own.”
“I feel she’s really attached to the role.”
“A villain like Malvina can’t resist showing how bad she is to the world.”
“Do I get to be evil now? Oh yes.”
“One of us has to die. Say midnight.”
“I’m so sorry to ruin your little party with all this destroying business.”
“Oh Giselle you are hilarious, Delusional but hilarious.”
“Sorry were you speaking, you’re hard to see like a smell in the air.”
“Trying to be clever, that makes no sense.”
“You don’t see your only insignificance well it’s time you learnt.”
“You may think you’re bad but darling I am badder.”
“Half bit A wanna be villain You’re a garden snake and I’m a big buff otter.”
“Face it I’m so much better than you Surely you can see it’s ridiculous.”
“Two villains in one fairytale this town is too small for the both of us.”
“So off into the sunset you should sail I cand send my minions to help you pack I’ll try not to crow I will miss you Alas but you have got to go.”
“You may claim to be bad but I’m the better badder The mistress of evil I’m the heart and brains , you’re just the bladder.”
“How Can you believe you’re badder than I? No one would bother to tell a story with Maleficent and Cruella.”
“My cheekbones are sharper My hair is much more high Jump down a rabbit well Go climb a beanstalk Someone put a stop to her Maybe there’s a house I can drop on her Is a poisoned apple too cliche? Take her to a Roof and toss her off Maybe there’s a spell to make her dis”