Dive in to discover inspiring, funny, and heartwarming DC League of Super-Pets Movie Quotes that resonated with audiences.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
“It’s not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto. That’s not your problem.”
“Your problem is you.”
“You just can’t sit there feeling sad. You have to go rescue him.”
“You always bake for a reason. So, you make it the best you can. And you make it with love.”
Love and Friendship Quotes
“Our boy will need a friend. Watch over our son.”
“Superman and I are inseparable. I’m his ride or die.”
“You’re my best friends, dummies. And you’re all coming with me to the farm.”
“I’ve missed you so much!”
“My best friend is in danger, and you have to help me.”
Life and Perspective Quotes
“Maybe I should let him sleep? Okay, I let him sleep.”
“This is unpleasant for both of us.”
“They’re overrated.”
“You can’t own me. I’m a wild animal.”
“Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog.”
Funny Quotes
“During rush hour? Wow, that’s like me flying to Mars.”
“Are we lickin’ faces right now? Because if we’re lickin’ faces, I gotta get in on…”
“I see you’ve retreated to your Batcave, but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.”
“Mr. Outside-Underpants.”
“That’s French for ‘Bye-bye, dog.’”
“Bark Kent. So, what is new with you, fellow normal dog?”
“I bit the FedEx guy the other day.”
“Of course! The federation of exes. Not to be trusted.”
“And seven-eighths Chihuahua.”
“Chihuahuas are vicious. Take that. Take a little bit of this.”
“My dookie doesn’t stink.”
“Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood. It’s borderline aromatherapy, if I’m being honest.”
“You think your dookie don’t stink.”
“You ain’t normal, man.”
“I’m a totally normal dog. (chuckles) And no way Superman was in there looking for a friend for me. I don’t need a friend.”
“These jabronies.”
“Uh, did somebody call tech support? Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. It’s really more transparent.”
“They’re overrated.”
“I miss my parents.”
“You win this round, lettuce.”
“Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative.”
“Unhand me, wench!”
“That device is just a pile of garbage.”
“You fear my brilliance. (scoffs) Recede into shadows. Recede into shadows. Maintain eye contact. Recede into shadows.”
“Banana! Get me… Get me a banana! Hurry up! That’s cold, man.”
“You think you’re so great, don’t you, Superdog? You think your dookie don’t stink.”
“You can’t own me. I’m a wild animal.”
“Easy, Carl. Stop acting like you don’t know me.”
“Nice try, Houdini.”
“One of us is gonna get someone to snuggle with.”
“Yeah, don’t get your hopes up. They always pick the…”
“Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!”
“I can’t believe that shelter punk said I wasn’t normal.”
“Hello, gorgeous. Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system.”
“It’s a rock.”
“Cool. Another kryptonite scheme.”
“Throwing playing cards really hard.”
“You’re not talking about me, are you? (Krypto barks) Yeah, I think he was talking about me, too. That’s awkward.”
“I’d expected you and that mutt of yours much sooner.”
“Gladly.”
“That dog’s a hero!”
“Good dog.”
“(laughing evilly) Let’s see if you can catch it now.”
“Unlike you, I have friends.”
“Thanks for building your stupid evil headquarters on the river. Very convenient for the water guy. I’m Aquaman!”
“Oh, great. These jabronies.”
“Uh, did somebody call tech support? Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best.”
“Please fasten your safety belts. They are invisible.”
“Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. It’s really more transparent.”
“I like your laser thing. But it looks better in green. Yeah.”
“Best billion I ever spent.”
“Aw, bless your little heart. Did you think you were gonna get to it first?”
“(laughing maliciously) I am what I was always meant to become.”
“They’re overrated.”
“Good boy, Krypto. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Are you my super doggo? Are you? (Krypto licks his mouth) Oh! In the tongue. (laughs) Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?”
“I miss my parents.”
“Hello, gorgeous. Oh, how I’ve longed for you to enter my solar system.”
“You win this round, lettuce.”
“Guys, what’s going on?”
“Nothing, PB. Just the plan that you all called crazy turns out to be crazy good.”
“Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative.”
“Thanks, Krypto!”
“I’m coming home, son!”
“Huh? What the heck are you doing?”
“I’m freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab.”
“No! This is my home!”
“And now this is your new home. You’re welcome.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Oh, you’re the sweetest!”
“Unhand me, wench!”
“Oh, I’m more than okay, pig. I am what I was always meant to become.”
“Lulu, hey. What? Take us with you, okay? Us shelter animals, you know, we… we gotta stick together, right? Solidarity.”
“Oh, Ace, I’m sorry. I don’t really have time in my life right now to take care of a pet!”
“Lulu, wait! Do not leave us here!”
“Don’t worry, I’m sure someone wonderful will adopt you any day.”
“What about me?”
“Oh, Whiskers. Of course. I’m not a monster. Miss you. Love you. Have fun.”
“Hold on, PB. I’mma get us out.”
“I smell bacon! Why is my mouth watering? There’s so much to unpack here.”
“(gasps) Guys, I’m small!”
“What just happened? No, seriously, what just happened? I can’t see [bleep].”
“The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. (gasps) This is my origin story. And my uncle didn’t even have to die.”
“Uh, yeah, that’s great. But it ain’t lookin’ too good for your old pal Ace.”
“(gasps) Right. Wonder Pig, still working on the name, is on it.”
“Uh-oh.”
“(screams) Ace, no!”
“Ace!”
“I should be a lot more dead right now, right?”
“Oh, my gosh. The orange kryptonite gave you powers, too!”
“You’re super strong! And your tail is now made of fire.”
“I’m sorry. My what is who? (screams) My tail! Ah, let go of my… Oh, my tail… My tail on fire! I got my tail on fire!”
“Ace, it’s fine. See?”
“Huh?”
“You’re invulnerable. And I can shrink myself down to the size of an…”
“Ah! (chuckles sheepishly) Still working out the kinks. I didn’t see anything.”
“You go get Chip, I’ll get Mert.”
“In your face, lettuce.”
“Oh, great. I’m the only one who didn’t get any super…”
“Metropolis 97.2… smooth jazz.”
“Come on, let’s get outta here.”
“Right.”
“Update.”
“I’m fast now, but I still can’t see (bleep).”
“Uh-uh. Here we go.”
“Huh? What the…?”
“Let me just iron that out. (uses heat vision to iron his shirt) They should call me Iron Man. (laughs) No.”
“Well, look at you, all spiffy. Pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off. But you know what? It makes sense. This is the season finale.”
“(gasps) You have a date? (sniffs) On Bake Off night?”
“Aw! Hey there, little fella.”
“Nah.”
“It is pie week. Your choice. Her or me.”
“What’s gotten into you? Bad dog.”
“What did you just call me? That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want–“
“We’ll talk about this when I get home.”
“Fine. I’ll watch the crusts crisp alone. Bad owner!”
“(on TV) It’s quite wet right underneath as well. Slightly soggy bottom there.”
“Huh?”
“Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu, daughter of Cinnamon, and you will kneel before me.”
“Wait a minute. Aren’t you the hamster from the shelter?”
“I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!”
“Well, lookie-lookie what I got from the old lab.”
“(weakly) Help, Krypto…”
“(sings sadly) We got problems And I don’t think we can solve… Think we can solve them (sobs)”
“(chuckles) You really should have made it harder to find you. Those glasses aren’t fooling anyone. Moustache maybe, but not glasses.”
“Whoa!”
“Why does this always happen on date night?”
“You’ve reached the Justice League emergency line. For Earth-One, press one. For Earth-Two, press two. For Earth-Three…”
“Oh, man, that looked like it hurt.”
“I hope it did.”
“Wow, look at you still trying.”
“Plucky.”
“Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight.”
“(on TV) You always bake for a reason. So, you make it the best you can. And you make it with love.”
“Surrender.”
“I don’t wanna hurt you.”
“No, no, no. (choking)”
“A little advice. Never test a guinea pig. Okay?”
“I can’t believe he really left with her. They’re probably out there playing fetch together as I speak.”
“Ooh, he left me cheese! Ah, I can’t stay mad at the guy.”
“Help.”
“Help.”
“(gasps) Superman?”
“Pup, up, and away!”
“What have you done to him?”
“I see someone found his medicine. A tiny shard of green kryptonite cleverly concealed in a hunk of Jarlsberg.”
“(groaning) They always put it in the cheese.”
“You took me away from Lex, so now I’m taking Superman away from you.”
“Oh, uh, don’t worry, this is only step one of my evil plan. There’s more.”
“No.”
“Must protect Super…”
“(groans) Superman! I have to find…”
“Huh?”
“(gasps) Father.”
“Yes, it is I, Dog-El. When you were just a puppy, I recorded all my knowledge in your collar.”
“I know. You’ve always helped me in the past, and I could really use you now.”
“Yes, it is I, Dog-El.”
“We really need a skip-intro button.”
“Talk to me, my son. What seems to be the problem?”
“Superman. He’s been captured.”
“Hmm. I’m sorry. I know how close you are.”
“Yeah, I mean, we were.”
“Well, you just can’t sit there feeling sad. You have to go rescue him.”
“You’re right. I’ll save Superman, and when I do, he’ll realize that I’m the only friend he ever needs.”
“Uh… That’s not exactly what I–“
“But how am I supposed to be a hero when I don’t have my powers?”
“It’s not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto. That’s not your problem.”
“Then what is it?”
“Your problem is you. You… (echoes)”
“Me? What do you mean, me? Father?”
“A-ha!”
“That must be the vile rodent.”
“Don’t worry, Superman, I won’t rest until I rescue you.”
“(yawns)”
“This is very restful.”
“Yes.”
“(chuckles sheepishly) Whoops.”
“We’re gonna have to work on that.”
“I never knew the stars could be this beautiful, and there’s so many of them.”
“Look, there’s one.”
“Oh, there’s another one.”
“(chuckles)”
“Look, there’s one, too.”
“Eh! These stars are crap.”
“Wait till we get to the farm.”
“Yeah. (sighs) Everything’s better at the farm.”
“Oh! Oh, yeah.”
“Um, yeah, about… about the farm.”
“See, understand this.”
“There’s always a literal interpretation and then… and then a more…”
“(panting) Where is she?”
“Where…?”
“Where…?” “(breathes deeply)”
“Okay. Where… Where is she?”
“(panting) Okay. Where is she?”
“Ugh.”
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”
“I’ve, uh, I’ve never really run before. (panting) I… I usually ‘Pup, up, and away.’”
“Are you okay?”
“(in normal voice) I’m fine, I’m fine. I was just, uh, hit by a car a little.”
“(sighs) You never forget your first time.”
“Wait a minute, where do I know you from?”
“I can’t put my paw on it.”
“Where is she?”
“Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours?”
“You hooligans can help me. Hurry, there isn’t much time. We have to save Superman.”
“Superman?”
“Oh, of course! You’re that super dork who got me thrown back in the slammer. What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What’s your name?”
“No. It’s Krypto the Superdog!”
“Oh! Well, it looks like we’re both super now. You know, I still owe you a whuppin’.”
“Hi-yah!”
“Ow!”
“That was my good eye.”
“Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight.”
“Why didn’t you block me with some freeze heat that was coming out your ears or something?”
“Because, I… (sighs) I… (mumbling) I don’t have my powers.”
“What?”
“I said I don’t have my powers anymore.”
“(laughing) Did ya…?”
“You don’t have your powers?”
“Yeah, that’s what’s going on.”
“You’re just trying to use us now, because you can’t handle it on your own.”
“Look, I know these powers are new to you, but when one has an abundance of power… (groans) they have a certain duty to use that power to…”
“[Ace starts urinating elsewhere.]”
“Sorry. You were sayin’ somethin’?”
“I was making an inspiring hero speech. (as Ace continues urinating) How much did you have to drink?”
“I had two toilet bowls and a bidet. A bidet, too, which is, which is crazy. I didn’t even know that was a thing. But it’s like a dog water fountain.”
“You disgusting animal.”
“Pack, let’s roll out.”
“I’ll see you never, Narc Kent.”
“No! My best friend is in danger, and you have to help me.”
“Sorry, we got other plans.”
“Good luck with your danger.”
“We’re going to the farm.”
“Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!”
“‘Lettuce trees’?”
“What’s this farm called?”
“The farm upstate.”
“That sounds made-up.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Well, how would you know?”
“I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville.”
“Now that sounds made-up.”
“So, which way is this so-called farm?”
“Well, it’s upstate.”
“So, that… that means it’s… it’s up, obviously.”
“Okay. He’s not telling you the–“
“Can I steal you for a sec?”
“You lied about the farm, didn’t you?”
“Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope.”
“There’s one there.”
“No one was ever gonna adopt us.”
“There’s one, too.”
“So, I promised them it would be their new home.”
“You know, I’d be happy to take you and your friends to my farm.”
“If you help me save Superman.”
“Wait a minute.”
“Is this blackmail?”
“Are you blackmailing me?”
“No. I’m just asking you for something, which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information.”
“That is literally the definition of blackmail.”
“Fine. We’ll help you get your dumb owner back.”
“You got yourself a super team.”
“Did someone just say super team?”
“(muffled) Yay.”
“My destiny awaits.”
“Terrifying villains, deadly assassins, I have come to recruit you for a siege of murderous savagery!”
“My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs. I have sought you out because you are apex predators. Gods amongst men!”
“Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help because my owner has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle.”
“Thwarted by the Justice League, Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.”
“I’ll destroy you all!”
“That’s my best friend. (chuckles) And mentor. Best friend and mentor. (clears throat)”
“Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, Stryker’s Island is the world’s most inescapable prison.”
“Which is where you dorks come in. You see, if I’m gonna get Lex outta that dump, I’m gonna need an army.”
“Um, actually, I think we’d just rather stay here.”
“Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, all-you-can-drink water.”
“(slurping)”
“We even have Spanish class every miercoles.”
“Oh, you have nothing… until you’ve licked from the cold steel straw of power.”
“Not so fast.”
“Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster.”
“Hamster? A hamster is a… is a hacky sack!”
“A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch!”
“We are guinea pigs and when we’re through with you, buster, you’ll know it.”
“Hmm.”
“What’s going on?”
“That was your cue to attack.”
“Uh… Oh, sorry.”
“I… I was waiting for him to go first.”
“Yeah, but if I went first, your fire would melt my ice, so maybe the… the wing lady should go first?”
“I have a name.”
“But then I’d set her wings on fire, and I don’t think any of us want that.”
“Well, you don’t want ice on wings.”
“Why?”
“They…”
“It clogs the feathers.”
“Just get him!”
“Whoo! That was fun.”
“Now then, let’s go free Lex.”
“Huh?”
“This ends now, sister.”
“I have you in my Lasso of Truth.”
“Oh, you want the truth? The boots are a bit much.”
“Is this really the best way to find Superman?”
“Because to me, this just seems gross.”
“What do you mean, gross?”
“Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog.”
“Next to licking any part of your body.”
“I mean, I lick myself all the time.”
“Well, that explains the breath.”
“You wanna find Lulu and rescue Captain Hair Gel, right?”
“Well, I suggest you start sniffing.”
“You know what they say, smell is the sight of the nose.”
“No one says that.”
“Well, they should. Check it.”
“(sniffs) Uh-huh.”
“A poodle drooled right here.”
“(sniffs) Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust in that dumpster right there.”
“(sniffs) And on that corner…”
“(sniffs) That corner right there… Oh, no. Dang.”
“A pigeon got her heart broken.”
“I can still smell the hurt.”
“(sniffs) She was a heavy crier.”
“It’s a superpower that every dog possesses.”
“Even a wack one like you.”
“(scoffs) I’m not wack.”
“(sniffs) Oh!”
“Ooh, is that a band-aid?”
“It’s walk-o’clock.”
“What-oh-what?”
“Nothing.”
“Okay.”
“Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname you got for your walks with your owner.”
“All right, maybe this is when me and Supes used to hang out. Every morning, since I was a puppy.”
“Aw! Well, you might not have your Superman, but at least you have us.”
“A whole super team!”
“The Mighty Oink!”
“Squirrelverine.”
“Droolo.”
“Seriously? Droolo?”
“And wait, where’s Shell-on-wheels? Shell?”
“What’s happenin’, sweet cheeks?”
“Ah, I get it.”
“The strong, silent type.”
“Who needs words?”
“Man, I wish I still had my powers.”
“Yeah, what happened to them anyway?”
“I ate some green kryptonite.”
“A Kryptonian’s only weakness.”
“Why would you eat your weakness, you dum-dum?”
“It was in some cheese. A dog’s only weakness.”
“Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once.”
“If we’re goin’ off that, I’d say you probably got a solid two days until that thing passes. Unless it’s a stegosaurus, and then you just pray.”
“You guys, look!”
“M’kay, Wonder Woman will stop her. (gasps)”
“Goddess, no!”
“Um…”
“That sounded like a bone breaking.”
“Is that even how it works?”
“I guess it’s down to us.”
“Who’s ready to go save my best friend?”
“You want us to fight her?”
“(shudders)”
“She just took out the whole Justice League!”
“And they all have opposable thumbs.”
“(sighs) Remember me when I’m gone, Fabrizio.”
“Guys, relax. We’ll be fine.”
“Why are they so mad?”
“You see? Totally fine.”
“Now, let’s hero up.”
“All right, team, what are your stats?”
“Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath…”
“And don’t forget the Solar Paw Punch.”
“What is that?”
“Is that like a juice box flavor or something?”
“No, it’s Krypto’s most powerful move.”
“It requires him to fly directly to the sun and absorb its deadly radiation, turning himself into a dog-shaped thermal energy event.”
“Not even Superman himself has tried it.”
“Because he doesn’t have paws?”
“Because it’s not something you come back from.”
“The punch causes a blast which takes out not only the villain who gets hit with the blow, but the hero who throws it.”
“Sounds like a terrible power.”
“Does sound like a good juice box, though.”
“I would drink the juice box.”
“Okay, enough mayhem.”
“Thank you. We gotta go…”
“My goodness! (laughs)”
“Look who’s alive!”
“Well, let’s correct that little oversight, shall we?”
“Ace, deploy canine shield.”
“What is a canine…? (screams)”
“Evade!”
“Excellent shielding.”
“That seemed incredibly painful.”
“(groans) Anybody wanna switch powers?”
“You’re up, pig.”
“Okay, PB, think big!”
“Squirrel, light ’em up.”
“No, no, no. I can’t.”
“Of course you can.”
“I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?”
“I could hurt someone.”
“Or they could hurt me.”
“Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing.”
“Turtle, use your speed and get them–“
“On it.”
“Where the (bleep) am I?”
“(sighs) You guys are terrible superheroes.”
“(scoffs) I don’t understand why you’re not getting this.”
“Yeah, well, there’s a lot that you don’t understand about us, you fool.”
“Maybe if you paid attention to… Huh?”
“Oh, I’m paying attention.”
“(groans) Help.”
“One-hundo percent attention.”
“So thick and swole, his abs.”
“His abs.”
“Risky move for a dog with no powers.”
“Some would say heroic.”
“I would say dumb.”
“Where is Superman?”
“(in sing-song voice) I’m not telling. (chuckles) (normal voice) Classic evil. Lex would be so proud.”
“This is really about Lex Luthor? Don’t you understand? He was testing on you.”
“We were colleagues.”
“We were scientists together.”
“You were the guinea pig.”
“Your hair fell out.”
“Yeah. Just like his did.”
“Lex needed me.”
“That’s more than I can say for your Superman.”
“Superman needed me.”
“He… he needs me.”
“Does he?”
“Because I’m pretty sure he’s gonna get everything he needs from his… fiance.”
“Oh, no.”
“You didn’t know they were getting married.”
“I really am sorry, ’cause this must be so painful to have to hear this from me.”
“No. You’re lying.”
“Am I? Huh. Well, then why did this little bauble fall out of his Underoos the night I took him down?”
“Look at it.”
“The cut’s fine but the clarity is murky as heck. (gags)”
“Face it, Wonder Mutt, you’re too late. Your boy’s getting hitched. And that means…”
“Bye-bye, dog.”
“But don’t worry, if Superman doesn’t have room in his life for you anymore, I’m sure you can, uh, crash at the Hall of Justice.”
“Wow!”
“She threw that dog real far.”
“You know what’s funny?”
“For a minute, I was worried when I saw that the orange kryptonite gave you powers, but then I remembered, uh, you’re you. (laughing)”
“Come on, let’s go, little piggies.”
“What did I tell you?”
“Isn’t this better than Spanish class?”
“Si.”
“Hey, Lois Lane. Always nice to see ya.”
“Talk, Lex. I know you’re behind this.”
“Impressive destruction, but not my work.”
“Your name is literally on the monster.”
“Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up.”
“That’s creepy.”
“Spill it, Lex. What have you done with Superman?”
“Wherever Superman is, it’s got nothing to do with me, or my company,”
“LexCorp International.”
“Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang. Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that, and then gave it to me as a present.”
“Vic, can you override their defenses?”
“(sighs) I can’t do anything while they got me stuck in airplane mode.”
“All those protocols for an alien invasion, nothing for little furballs.”
“These quadrupedal land maniacs have made a giant mistake messing with the King of…”
“Oh, whoa!”
“Hey, hold on.”
“Is that fish food?”
“Aw, someone was hungy.”
“Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote ‘team bad guy.’”
“Luckily, Superman’s dog is on our team.”
“Krypto?”
“Of course, Superman’s dog he makes out with.”
“He’ll save us.”
“No.”
“He doesn’t have his powers.”
“But those other animals do.”
“And… and like, can’t Krypto work with them to… to save Metropolis?”
“Yeah, about that. He’s not the greatest with other animals.”
“He better get it together soon, or those ferrets are gonna take over the world.”
“(muffled) Is he okay?”
“Looks like he’s still breath”