These are some memorable lines spoken by the character ANDRE in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Suspenseful ANDRE Quotes
“They’re mine…”
“I’ve been looking for you, Mary.
I’ve got some interesting news about your husband.”
“Aren’t you two going to invite me
in?”
“Well at least you two got to say
your goodbyes.”
“Shut up!”
“Why not? It’ll look like just another
Aspen love triangle. You caught the
two of them in bed, handcuffed them
to the post, murdered them, and killed
yourself.”
“What’s that?”
“No need to worry about Melvin.”
“Now this is the last time I’ll ask:
Who wants to die first?”
“If it’s any consolation, you’re about
to be reunited.”
“Look, Mental, just find out what
they’re up to. I want to know who
these guys are.”
“Don’t be stupid. It’s a message, plain and simple: We killed their bird, now they killed ours.”
“These guys arent’ just anybody.
They’re good. Look what they did to
Mental. He was the best, and yet he
fell right into their web.”
Formal ANDRE Quotes
“Has there been any word, Mr. Swanson?”
“Perhaps I should call off the
Preservation benefit this weekend.”
“Excuse me, gentlemen, but this is a five-hundred-dollar-a-plate dinner.”
“If I could have your attention,
please…”
“I’d like to thank you all for coming
to this very special event. As you
KNOW, THE ASPEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY -“