Early Man Movie Quotes

Explore some memorable and meaningful Early Man Movie Quotes from the charming stop-motion adventure.

Inspirational and Determination Quotes

  • Try a little bit harder.
  • We can do it.
  • I really believe we could do it, Chief.
  • You’ve picked the wrong tribe to mess with.
  • If they did it, surely we can do it.
  • Come on, Chief. Just give us a chance. Please!
  • If we work together, then maybe we can do this.
  • Right. We’ve got a lot of hard work to do.
  • I still believe we can do this.
  • There’s still time.
  • We challenge the champions!
  • You were always a mammoth-hunter!
  • Come on, Hognob. You can do it.

Funny and Humorous Quotes

  • “Bit early, isn’t it, Dug?” “But, Chief, we’re early man.”
  • Oh! It’s pointy!
  • “Change your underpants today?” “Yeah! Changed them with Thongo, Chief.” “Champion!”
  • “When I put my arm up, it hurts.” “Well, don’t do it, then.”
  • Grubup, don’t eat that. That’s Eemak.
  • Where have you been, the Stone Age?
  • It’s daylight robbery!
  • No, I mean take him away at normal speed and kill him slowly. Idiots!
  • Ooh, nice tight shorts!
  • “What happens if you kick the ball in the goal?” “Well, if you kick the ball in the goal, then other men hug and kiss you.”
  • “Surely, you can’t hit other players?” “No, you’re supposed to attack the ball.”
  • Where’s the fun in that?
  • Of course I’m not all right, you idiot! I’ve just been massaged by a pig!
  • “I’m an old man. I’m nearly 32.” “Okay, that is old.”
  • Look! It’s a giant man-eating mallard! Run away!
  • “My word. Is that a pig they just put in goal?” “Have to say that’s rather rash.” “Rasher. Do you get it? Bacon.”
  • Caught by the old bill. Oh, Bryan, that’s comedy bronze.

Life, Tribal, and Teamwork Quotes

  • We give thanks for our valley, our home, this precious ground, which sustains us and gives us shelter from the Badlands.
  • May we live in peace, balance, and harmony with our forest and all the creatures we share it with.
  • Right, let’s go kill something.
  • We hunt rabbits, everyone’s happy.
  • You seriously think we could catch a mammoth?
  • They are the low-achievers of history with their puny flints and their drafty caves.
  • The Age of Stone is over, Dino. Long live the Age of Bronze!
  • Sliced bread. Wow! That’s the best thing since… Well, ever!
  • Listen, you Stone Age brute. You have no home. Your kind are finished on this Earth.
  • If we win, we keep our valley. You leave my tribe in peace.
  • They may be great, but what they’re not is a team.
  • They’re 11 players who each think they’re the star. That’s their weakness. And that’s how you can beat them.
  • They may be better players than us, but we have something they don’t… We’ve got each other.
  • At least we’re still together. We’re still a tribe.
  • You’re losers, caveman. Always have been. Always will be.
  • At the end of the day, we’re just a rabbit-hunting tribe.
  • You’ve reminded us how the beautiful game should be played.
  • And now, I believe it’s time you went home, to your valley.

Football (The Sacred Game) Quotes

  • Let the sacred game commence!
  • Let’s play football! Whilst I count my schnookels.
  • How dare you set foot on our hallowed ground?
  • Football sounds hard.
  • Football’s brilliant.
  • This football match between the Stone Age and the Bronze World, it’s perfect!
  • My players are… Champions!
  • They spend their days thinking, sleeping, eating football.
  • The chance to play on that pitch, the sacred turf, in front of thousands of fans!
  • Pass and move. It’s very important that you pass and move. But whatever happens, keep your formation.
  • Your ancestors did not just play football. They invented the game.
  • You cheat! You are a disgrace to football!

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