RHIANNON Quotes From Easy A Movie

This collection features memorable RHIANNON Quotes from the movie Easy A Movie, showcasing her witty and often demanding personality.

RHIANNON Quotes on Relationships and Dating

“Besides Clooney. Too easy.”
“Name three.”
“Fine. That’s one. Number two?”
“Who’s that?”
“No way. Teddy bear.”
“Besides he’s from another century.”
“We’re speaking present day. I mean, Jesus, Mortimer was probably a sexy name in some era.”
“What are you? Fifty?”
“What’s his name then?”
“Stop stalling. You’re totally trying to come up with a name. Just say it.”
“Details. Wait, first I need a scope of reference. Who would play him in the movie of your life?”
“That works. Spill.”
“Are you going to see him again?”
“The whole weekend?”
“Wait a minute. You didn’t…”
“Does this mean you guys are dating?”
“Well, it’s not last night’s conquest!”

“Fine. Don’t come. I hate you.”
“(Into the phone) PLEASE. Please. I’m begging you. I’ll pay you.”
“(Into the phone) Why don’t you just say it? You don’t like my parents. You think they’re hopelessly pathetic and devoid of souls and wish that you could live with normal people who didn’t meet at a Star Trek convention!!”
“Quick. Hurry and make up a lie.”
“Liar.”
“With who?”
“You’re not off the hook, you know. I want details to make up for my worst weekend.”
“Olive, stop it. This is serious.”
“That’s what EVERYONE is saying.”
“Look, baby, I call a spade a spade.”
“My sentiments exactly…”

“I think I speak for all of the female students and faculty – and maybe a couple of males – when I say that I liked Todd much better when he was shirtless. I actually looked forward to these disturbing displays of — what do they call it?”
“Yeah. That’s it.”
“Ha! What are those people called again? The ones that dress up like stuffed animals when they do it?”
“Shhh. Don’t let Marianne hear you say that word. The last thing we need is McCarthyism at Barbara Bush.”
“So, it’s TRUE!”
“I have many questions, obviously.”
“Now is not the time to be cute.”