A Fairly Odd Christmas Movie Quotes

A Fairly Odd Christmas 2017 Movie quotes are filled with humor, heartwarming moments and life lessons that resonate during the festive season.

Funny A Fairly Odd Christmas Movie Quotes

“Bah, handbag.”
“No, I mean ‘bah, handbag.’ That’s because every year growing up, All mother ever gave me for christmas Were women’s handbags.”
“Santa claus? Who’s santa claus? I’m the easter bunny.”
“Carrots!”
“Well, I took a sh*t.”
“That’s more an expression of doubt.”
“Fine, but if my tongue swells up– oh, no, it’s already started.”
“Wanda, I’m right here. She can’t see me.”
“She also surfed niagara falls And plays a mean oboe.”
“Smells like elf farts in there. And it’s cold out here.”
“You’re new around here, aren’t you? Yes, sir. Crash! Yeah, fresh in from the elf academy With the sugarplums And the candy canes And the…gingerbread.”

“Ladies and gentle elves, May I introduce the holly-est, the jolliest, The bellyful-of-jelly-est, Your santa claus!”
“Ho, ho, ho, ho!”
“Christmas carol.”
“Bring in the nice list.”
“Bring in the naughty list.”
“Merry christmas, mr. Crocker.”
“Merry christmas.”
“It’s christmas?”
“Very christmassy.”
“Welcome to the north pole!”
“Christmas is a go.”
“Christmas should be a time where giving is special.”
“Merry christmas.”

“Best day ever. Wishful thinking is on a roll.”
“3,000 Wishes granted today.”
“I wish I had a real truck.”
“I just wish we had the goods right in our hands. Both: good things do happen to bad people!”
“I wish this thing would stop breaking down.”
“I wish you could wish For directions, But my wand’s as useless As cosmo’s invisibility helmet.”

“Some people never learn. I guess they’re getting coal again this christmas.”
“Sounds like someone might be on the naughty list.”
“Well, then I demand to be taken off Of this naughty list immediately!”
“As a christmas present, I’m gonna give you A piece of my mind!”
“Only he has the power To take someone off the naughty list.”
“Maybe it has something to do With the fact that he almost killed santa. Or the fact that he messed up christmas In the first place by granting so many wishes.”

“We’re a team.”
“I’m going with you. We’re a team.”
“Well, you’re welcome to come, mr. Crocker. We’ll all go together.”
“I’m with my friends. I’m helping save christmas.”
“Nobody can sit and watch other people work Quite like our timmy. I’m so proud.”

“With great power– And magical fairies do fall into that category– Comes great responsibility.”
“Sorry, santa. I guess I put everyone in a bad spot, huh?”
“Timmy turner, You are the new santa claus.”
“If a godchild should injure a holiday icon And prevent said icon From performing their holiday duties… Then… The godchild in question Must assume the responsibilities of that icon Until such time as the icon is able to perform again.”
“Timmy being santa claus just might work.”
“Look. I owe this to santa claus. Okay, out there somewhere, there is another little boy Dreaming of a wendy wee-wee doll. I mean a football. And I’m not gonna let that kid down.”