Thoughtful Lines

Explore the best lines from this comedic classic.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Movie Quotes on Life’s Absurdity

1. “Your request is like your intestine. Stinky… and dangerous.”
2. “We are all children… of the same life force. Yes, of course we are.” (Said while bending over and speaking from his rear.)
3. “Your earthly money holds no appeal to me. Twenty thousand dollars. Really? No. I cannot. For I am sorely needed… here… at the ashram.”
4. “Denial can be an ugly thing.”
5. “I’ve arranged a plane. I’ll meet you at the bottom. There’s still one more thing I must do before I go. Isn’t this incredible? It’s going to be some kind of record! ‘Everyone loves a Slinky. You got to get a Slinky.’”
6. “Canadian moose during mating season. And now… …a yak.”
7. “Forgive me, but if we don’t hurry, we might miss the plane. Of course. How selfish of me. Let’s do all the things that you want to do.”
8. “Spectacular! This land holds great beauty!”
9. “Nonsense, poopy pants! We’re going a bit fast! Really! Look out! Like a glove! You should get this baby detailed.”

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Movie Quotes on Inner Strength and Motivation

1. “Do not fret, my woodland friend. Your life is in the hands of Ace Ventura… Pet Detective.”
2. “Whatever you do… don’t look down. Hang on!”
3. “I am now a child of light. A pure spirit. I’m no longer encumbered by sexual appetites.”
4. “You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out yourself… you never know.”
5. “Worry not. For I… am a master… of disguises.”
6. “I have instincts. And my instincts tell me we’re getting closer. I can feel it.”
7. “I will be as a fly on the wall, a grain of salt in the ocean. I will slip amongst them like a transparent… thing.”
8. “Your admiration is well-founded, but I’m merely a servant. Do not worship me!”
9. “Violence is no longer in my nature… but if you want it, you got it, sister.”
10. “I’ll have you know I have the reflexes of a cat. And the speed of a mongoose.”

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Movie Funny and Captivating Quotes

1. “If you were me, then I’d be you! And I’d use your body to get to the top! You can’t stop me, no matter who you are! Loser! L-o-o…s-e-r.”
2. “(He bends over and speaks from his rear.) Oh, him. Right this way.”
3. “Your request is like your intestine. Stinky… and dangerous.”
4. “Bumblebee Tuna. Bumblebee Tuna.”
5. “Excuse me. Your balls are showing. Bumblebee Tuna.”
6. “Earthquake test! He’s good. With my help, he could be the best.”
7. “Allow me to display my affection. It is the mucus… that binds us.”
8. “At ease, soldier. We all make mistakes.”
9. “Shikasha! Shish kebab. ‘Shawshank Redemption.’ Chicago! You’re out of there! Go on. You’re gone. Go on!”
10. “They’re in my hair! They’re in my hair! Help me! There is nothing in your hair. Exactly. I was merely running a drill.”
11. “Gravy!”
12. “Nobody wants to play with me. Loser!”
13. “Say hello… to my stinky little friend!”
14. “Loser!”

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Movie Instagram Captions

1. “Stinky and dangerous? Sounds like my kind of adventure. #AceVentura #WhenNatureCalls”
2. “Just attained omnipresent super-galactic oneness. Feeling more ‘one’ than anyone. #SpiritualJourney #AceVenturaQuotes”
3. “Denial can be an ugly thing… especially when it comes to Slinky addiction. #MovieQuotes #ComedyClassic”
4. “Channeling my inner child of light today. May need twenty thousand dollars though. #PeaceAndLove #PetDetective”
5. “Earthquake test! Am I good? Probably the best with Ace’s help. #FeelingGood #MovieLines”
6. “Excuse me, your balls are showing. Oh wait, Bumblebee Tuna! #FunnyQuotes #AceVentura”
7. “My life is in the hands of Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Feeling secure… and slightly concerned. #PetDetectiveLife #MovieHumor”
8. “Loser! When in doubt, just quote Ace. #ClassicComebacks #AceVenturaMovie”
9. “Going off-road like Ace. Buckle up! #AdventureTime #MovieMoments”
10. “Say hello to my stinky little friend! Best. Entrance. Ever. #MovieMagic #ComedyGold”