This compilation features a selection of Adam Quotes from the beloved Beetlejuice movie franchise, showcasing his reactions and experiences as he navigates the afterlife with his wife Barbara.
Adam Quotes on the Supernatural
- “That’s a big fella! Whoa!”
- “Oh, you saved my…”
- “You won’t believe… What?”
- “What is going on?”
- “The Handbook for the Recently Diseased.”
- “Deceased.”
- “Handbook for the Recently Deceased Press.”
- “This book isn’t arranged that way. What do you wanna know?”
- “I don’t see anything about heaven or hell. This book reads like stereo instructions. Listen to this. Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. This is gonna take some time.”
- “Maybe this is heaven.”
- “Barb, honey, we’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore.”
- “We’re not completely helpless. I’ve been reading that book and there’s a word for people in our situation. Ghosts!”
- “This is not working out at all.”
- “My God, that was close!”
- “You don’t know what’s out there.”
- “What’s this?”
- “Betelgeuse, the bio-exorcist. Troubled by the living? Is death a problem and not the solution? Unhappy with eternity? Having difficulty adjusting? Call Betelgeuse.”
- “Nothing. The ‘bio-exorcist.’ I don’t get it.”
- “Honey, nobody can see us.”
- “Don’t worry. I locked the door.”
- “We need some help. I read something in this book about emergencies. Here it is. In case of an emergency, draw a door.”
- “Oh. ‘Knock three times.’”
- “This way, honey.”
- “We didn’t know how to make one.”
- “What does that have to do with anything?”
- “An appointment with whom?”
- “Five. That’s the sixth door.”
- “Boy, oh boy, this place just gets weirder and weirder. Barbara. we’re home!”
- “How long do you suppose we were waiting there?”
- “Are you available?”
- “We want to get rid of the people who live here. We worked very hard on this house.”
- “But these people!”
- “Well, we tried.”
- “We should start simply?”
- “Well…we might.”
- “How do we contact you if we need you again?”
- “She’s right. We just keep this simple. We can do this. C’mon.”
- “Think of them as death shrouds. And the moaning is important. Really moan!”
- “It’s not stupid. We’re ghosts! Do you wanna spend the next 125 years having breakfast with this woman? Moan louder.”
- “Oh, God. We’re ghosts!”
- “Aren’t you scared?”
- “Night of the what?”
- “You can see us without the sheets?”
- “How is it you see us and nobody else can?”
- “You read our book?”
- “You could follow it?”
- “We were trying to scare your mother.”
- “We wanted to frighten you so you would move out.”
- “Unless it will frighten them away. Tell them we are horrible desperate, ghoulish creatures who will stop at nothing to get our house back.”
- “She’s got photos, Barbara.”
- “My photo of Bigfoot is a different story. We’ve gotta get some help. We’ve gotta contact Betelmeyer or something.”
- “Go ahead, Barbara, say it.”
- “I think we’re in the model. Look at that.”
- “Looks like we dig.”
- “I say we open it.”
- “Excuse me.”
- “I beg your pardon!”
- “You don’t have to kill anybody!”
- “My wife and I would like to ask you a couple of questions.”
- “Well, for instance, uh…what are your qualifications?”
- “What I mean is, can you be scary?”
- “I know, but he can be useful later.”
- “Excuse me!”
- “Excuse me! We are leaving now.”
- “Let’s go, Barbara!”
- “Barbara, how did you do that?”
- “Barbara, we did call him, and he seemed awfully pissed off.”
- “We did it! Let’s watch them scatter. Any minute now they’ll come running out of that door screaming. Any minute now.”
- “That’s right, Lydia.”
- “What’s going on?”
- “Maybe they’ll leave now. That snake was a pretty nasty customer.”
- “But he didn’t. We’ve got him right where we want him.”
- “I didn’t.”
- “When?”
- “I’ll go first.”
- “But Barbara, honey, it’s too late. We have to go through with this.”
- “Barbara…”
- “No!”
- “Listen to her on this. This is something we know a lot about!”
- “Barbara?”
- “Beetlejui… (his teeth fall out and Beetlejuice does a little dance with them)”
Adam Quotes on Home and Family
- “Thank you.”
- “(opens the gift) Manchurian tung oil. Where did you get this?”
- “Well, there’s enough to do the whole table and the bureau.”
- “Enough to do the entire guest room.”
- “Hey, where are you going?”
- “Be my guest.”
- “It’s your turn, honey.”
- “No, Jane.”
- “Barbara, come with me down to the store.”
- “I need a new brush for this tung oil and I wanna get a part for the model.”
- “Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.”
- “Well, I don’t think that it’s any of Jane’s business. Besides, you could try again on this vacation.”
- “Are you sure you wouldn’t rather go to Jamaica or some place like that?”
- “Hey, look out for that…”
- “Oh, you’ll feel better when you’re dry, honey.”
- “How’s your arm?”
- “Maybe we should take things extra slow. Do you remember how we got back up here? I’m gonna go back down to the bridge and retrace our steps.”
- “I wish I had a better view of the cemetery from here. I can’t tell which is the best placement for us. Cabin fever, hon?”
- “(looks out the window) It’s Jane.”
- “I don’t know. Jane, up here. Jane!”
- “Won’t or can’t?”
- “I forgot to lock the attic door.”
- “Honey?”
Adam Quotes: Reactions and Questions
- “How ya doin’, Ernie?”
- “No, thanks, Bill.”
- “See you later, huh Bill?”
- “No, nothing.”
- “What time is it?”
- “Give or take a year.”
- “Well? Did you get the paints?”
- “You have got to be kidding me? We spent the whole week studying for that test.”
- “Well, I don’t know. Got a “C” on the science test.”
- “Well… I suppose.”