Memorable and relatable quotes extracted from the lyrical genius of Afroman.
Afroman Quotes from Songs on Life
- I was gonna clean my room until I got high; my room is still messed up, and I know why, ’cause I got high.
- I was gonna go to class before I got high; I’m taking it next semester and I know why, ’cause I got high.
- I was gonna go to court before I got high; they took my whole paycheck and I know why, ’cause I got high.
- I wasn’t gonna run from the cops, but I was high; now I am a paraplegic and I know why, ’cause I got high.
- I messed up my entire life because I got high; I lost my kids and wife because I got high; now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why, ’cause I got high.
- I’m gonna stop singing this song because I’m high; I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m high; and if I don’t sell one copy, I know why, ’cause I’m high.
- When my money’s low and I don’t have nowhere to go, play me some music.
- In the ghetto, whatever problems I have, I’ma just let go, play me some music.
Afroman Quotes on Music and Being an Artist
- Play me some music when I arise, thank you, Lord, for opening my eyes.
- Play me some music while I take my bath, make me sing, make me laugh.
- Play me some music while I cook my food, keep me dancing in a real good mood.
- Play me some music while I wash my car, ride around like a movie star.
- Play me some music after a hurricane, give me shelter from the rain.
- Play me some music when a family member dies, and all I can do is hug someone and cry.
- Play me some music when my woman leaves, and all I have is memories.
- Play me some music when I can’t laugh, and the IRS takes all I have.
- Will you play me some music for all the illegal stops, and everyone who gets robbed by the cops.
- Play me some music when I drink my beers, wipe my tears, and spread my cheers.
- I shut the door, let the bass boom, there’s a party going on in my room.
- Filling the mic, filling the mic, killing the mic, killing the mic, better than, better than any rapper you like.
- I used to play music, befo’ I got rich, now I talk on the cell phone.
- As, I hit the Bong, I wonder, what went wrong with my mainstream hip hop fans; as, I toke along reminiscing weed we smoked on all day, and all night long.
- I’m the rapstar Afroman, off the charts and I feel the pain, wishing I wouldn’t wrek my brain.
- Call me one hit wonder, curse me to the day I die; one hit wonder, I hit the blunt and just wonder.
- How can I be just a one hit Wonder, I own 83 albums, hittin like thunder; you think 1 hit is all I got, but I play 90 minutes on a 3 hour slot.
- Explain how I entertain for hours, drunken hot super natural powers.
- I get complaints from my fans, if I don’t sing hits like Talkin’s; I can’t live alive if I don’t sing Colt 45.
- Leave the stage they yelling no, they wanna here hits like sell your dope; hush, the crowds callin my name, hits like hush bring me fame.
- Anchor, yes indeed they like my hit song Tumbleweed; I want another hit for yah, just like paranoia.
- Your party is live, but my party is live(er); when I say Colt 45, The Gangster, The Frat Boy and The Hippie wanna here that hit song Mississippi; pass me the splif, I wrote a hit song Graveyard Shift; everywere I go people make a fuss, I rode back on the bus; they pay me green baby, know what I mean baby, I wrote that hit song I’m a Dopefiend baby.
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- Just trying to get through the day, but then I got high.
- My plans changed, you know why.
- Feeling like a movie star today.
- Let the music play and the problems fade away.
- Sometimes you just gotta let go.
- Thankful for another day to open my eyes.
- Keep dancing in a real good mood.
- Rolling through life with my own soundtrack.
- Old school vibes and two cassettes.
- There’s a party going on in my room.
- Just reminiscing on good times.
- Living life off the charts.
- Still wondering what went wrong.
- Just trying to entertain for hours.
- They wanna hear the hits.
- My party is live(er).