Alvin and the Chipmunks Movie Quotes & Captions

These are memorable quotes from the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).

Alvin and the Chipmunks Quotes on Life and Survival

  1. Alvin: I’m sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts, and I’m especially sick of this stupid, stupid tree!
  2. Dave: Pants are essential.
  3. Dave: You know, the guy who’s always fooling around who can’t handle a serious relationship.
  4. Dave: That was the old Dave. How about we get together, talk about the new Dave?
  5. Ian: Dave, we go way back, all right? And we’ve both come a long way since college. You? Not so much.
  6. Ian: There is no sense in writing songs… …that no one is ever, ever going to sing.
  7. Alvin: Okay. This wasn’t my best idea.
  8. Alvin: Gross. Is this his house?
    Simon: No. It’s his garbage can.
  9. Alvin: This is the greatest day of my life!
  10. Alvin: Eureka! I found the cheese balls!
  11. Simon: Alvin, what are you doing? Don’t make a mess!

Alvin and the Chipmunks Funny and Witty Quotes

  1. Alvin: It’s going, It’s going! Woah!
    Simon: And it’s gone.
    Alvin: Whatever!
  2. Alvin: Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional—
    Theodore: Uh, but where did the mountains go?
    Simon: Give me a break. We’re in a building, Theodore.
  3. Dave: No. I’d hate to be a bother.
    It’s no problem. We have an omelet station.
    Dave: Omelet station.
  4. Dave: Maybe later. Thanks.
    Ian: Let’s talk about your song, Dave.
  5. Ian: The song sucks, Dave.
  6. Alvin: Last one to the door is roadkill!
  7. Alvin: Cannonball!
  8. Alvin: Wipe everything down. I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant some latex gloves and oregano. Go.
  9. Dave: Squirrels can’t talk!
    Alvin: Hey! Whoa. Wap-ap-ap-ap-oh. Watch it, genius. We’re chipmunks. Chip-munks!
    Dave: Chipmunks can’t talk either!
  10. Alvin: Hey, Dave. Do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks?
  11. Alvin: The awesomest one.
  12. Dave: Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It’s creepy, unnatural, somewhat evil.
    Alvin: I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious.
  13. Alvin: Don’t do this, Dave. We can gnaw right through this door.
  14. Alvin: Is breakfast included?
    Dave: I can live with that.
    Simon: What about TV privileges?
    Dave: Okay, but not after 7.
    Theodore: 8.
    Dave: Done.
  15. Simon: Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them.
  16. Alvin: Killjoy.
  17. Alvin: Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune.
  18. Alvin: My tail isn’t bushy till 9.
    Dave: Not my problem. Now go to sleep.
  19. Alvin: Here’s trouble. Fire in the hole!
  20. Alvin: Ooh! This kicks a hamster wheel’s butt.
  21. Alvin: Me, I want a Hula-Hoop.
  22. Simon: Nothing, nothing. Just a little stage fright.
  23. Alvin: We’re not performing monkeys, Dave.
  24. Theodore: We’re sorry, Dave.
    Dave: Yeah, that helps.
  25. Simon: Obviously, Theodore’s butt.
  26. Theodore: W-W-We told you we colored.
  27. Simon: It’s a raisin, Dave.
    Dave: Prove it.
    Simon: Mmm-mmm.
  28. Alvin: There’s this new thing: it’s called “knocking”.
  29. Alvin: And it’s still early.
    Dave: Clam it, sudsy.
  30. Dave: Claire is Dave’s mate. Ooh-la-la.
  31. Alvin: Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move.
  32. Alvin: Terrible. They’re not even sniffing each other.
    Simon: Alvin. Dave said that–
    Alvin: Dave needs a little help from the love doctor.
  33. Alvin: Bow, chick-a-wow-wow, chick-a-wow-wow–
  34. Alvin: You should have kissed her, Dave! She wanted you!
  35. Theodore: He really did have garlic breath.
    Simon: Yeah, well-played, guys.
  36. Alvin: Idea! Ding-ding-ding-ding! Who has cab fare?
    Simon: Cab fare? We don’t even have pockets.
  37. Dave: I just need to know, that’s all.
    Alvin: Wait. If you’re not worried, then why do you need to know?
  38. Dave: I need to know, okay? Ow! Alvin!
  39. Dave: Some days are better than others.
    Mother in Store: Yeah, they keep you on your toes. You have any?
    Dave: Three boys.
    Mother in Store: Some days are better than others.
    Dave: …and then some days you just want to close them in a box, and leave the box in the park, and run away you know?
  40. Ian: Bingo, bango, bungo, bango, bonga!
  41. Alvin: We owed you, Dave. So we’re good with the toaster waffles, right?
  42. Alvin: Oh Yeah!
  43. Alvin: I still want a hula hoop!
  44. Alvin: Don’t be late!
  45. Alvin: Alvin, manners.
  46. Ian: Just what every kid dreams of. You’re in luck. Your uncle Ian came through.
  47. Ian: Weird.
  48. Ian: Uncle Ian?
  49. Ian: Mayday, mayday.

Alvin and the Chipmunks Heartfelt and Family Quotes

  1. Theodore: Yeah, you’re our only friend.
    Dave: No, no, no, no, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Let’s just start with me being your songwriter.
  2. Simon: We’re kids, Dave.
  3. Dave: Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas.
    Theodore: Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you.
  4. Theodore: But we want to.
    Simon: Even though we’ve never actually celebrated it.
    Alvin: We love Christmas.
  5. Theodore: Hurry up, Dad!
    Dave: Dad?
    Theodore: Dave. I said Dave.
  6. Theodore: This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever.
  7. Theodore: Love, Theodore. And it’s got a nice picture of some pineapples? Those aren’t pineapples. That’s our family.
  8. Dave: Fellas. Let’s make sure we understand each other here. I’m not your…. You know, your dad or anything, right?
    But you’re like a dad.
    Well, not really. I mean, we’re friends for sure. And I write your music, you know, manage your career. -Make us sweaters. -Feed us. Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares. That’s what friends do.
  9. Dave: Taking care of my boys.

Alvin and the Chipmunks Instagram Captions

  1. “Pants are essential.” – Dave
  2. “Whatever!” – Alvin
  3. “Give me a break.” – Simon
  4. “Omelet station.” – Dave
  5. “This is the greatest day of my life!” – Theodore
  6. “Eureka! I found the cheese balls!” – Alvin
  7. “Cannonball!” – Alvin
  8. “I’m the awesomest one.” – Alvin
  9. “It’s creepy, unnatural, somewhat evil.” – Dave
  10. “Is breakfast included?” – Alvin
  11. “Filthy creatures.” – Simon
  12. “Killjoy.” – Alvin
  13. “My tail isn’t bushy till 9.” – Alvin
  14. “Fire in the hole!” – Alvin
  15. “Me, I want a Hula-Hoop.” – Alvin
  16. “Just a little stage fright.” – Simon
  17. “Yeah, that helps.” – Dave
  18. “Obviously, Theodore’s butt.” – Simon
  19. “It’s a raisin, Dave.” – Simon
  20. “There’s this new thing: it’s called ‘knocking’.” – Alvin
  21. “And it’s still early.” – Alvin
  22. “Clam it, sudsy.” – Dave
  23. “Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move.” – Alvin
  24. “Terrible. They’re not even sniffing each other.” – Alvin
  25. “Bow, chick-a-wow-wow.” – Alvin
  26. “Who has cab fare?” – Alvin
  27. “Cab fare? We don’t even have pockets.” – Simon
  28. “I need to know, okay?” – Dave
  29. “Some days are better than others.” – Mother in Store
  30. “Bingo, bango, bungo, bango, bonga!” – Ian
  31. “We owed you, Dave.” – Alvin
  32. “Oh Yeah!” – Alvin
  33. “I still want a hula hoop!” – Alvin
  34. “Don’t be late!” – Alvin
  35. “Alvin, manners.” – Dave
  36. “Uncle Ian?” – Alvin
  37. “Mayday, mayday.” – Ian
  38. “Pants are essential” – Dave
  39. “We are kids, Dave.” – Simon
  40. “Christmas! We love Christmas.” – Alvin, Simon, Theodore
  41. “Family.” – Theodore
  42. “Taking care of my boys.” – Ian

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