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Andy Milonakis Quotes on Life
- Life ain’t always what it seems.
- My whole life been a series of bad decisions, now I just pet dogs and laugh with children.
- Only time will tell.
- Strange addictions, now I’m dating my shelf.
Andy Milonakis Quotes on Motivation and Inspiration
- I hate I had to elevate just to further separate from you cakes and fakes.
- I got vintage bars like a T-Mobile sidekick.
- My fanbase is gigantic, I never planned it.
Andy Milonakis Instagram Captions and WhatsApp Status
- Throw your hands up.
- I poured the melted hockey puck into the Dixie cup, jump out the Heathcliff truck and then I hiccup.
- The Benz seat belt hotter than a patty melt, I spoke vivid vocabulary words to make sure I was felt.
- Frost-frost bite touch my earring, I wouldn’t let you near me, fall back, you hard at hearing?
- I rock the storm-trooper shades just to evade you waste of space, just so you don’t evade my mental drapes, just to ensure that we don’t make eye contact, ask me to tag you in a photograph and I won’t call you back.
- Think invisible clout in a digital console can blur the lines of unparalleled realms and abstract gold, I wouldn’t even let you watch me paper fold, you might taint my soul.
- I hate to use the word hate but I hate to procrastinate.
- You sponge soft heathen, don’t have no business breathing, I made forty grand last weekend, I was sleeveless, while you was sleeping ask your granny where the grilled cheese is.
- I pray for the Lord’s Burberry blessings and resurrection while you’re scrolling through the Instagram comment section.
- You should go to Planet Fitness ’cause you’re tacky and you’re fat, your grey Hanes shirt sweat stain on the back, mom pats your back and laughs when you running laps, bought the Burberry Bentley for the Prada parking space, you ain’t worth minimum wage, I can see it in your face.
- Underwater flows are magic, scuba stands for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus, doing Ayahuasca with Merlins, I opened up the Persian curtains, it’s a whirlwind.
- Uno, dos, three, six, I was never good at arithmetics, me and RiFF RAFF taking acid trips, and we’re coming to your town, hide your chicks, pedal to the metal in the Pontiac Buick Civic.
- I want deep intellectual conversations, you on Instagram looking at your notifications.
- Weak humans, you all need stimulation.
- I meditate naked on a lake in Jamaica.
- My life’s going good like wings in blue cheese.
- Loose lips sink ships.
- Eating wakame salad with Joaquin Phoenix.
- Delusions of grandeur is the number one weakness.
- Fresher than the snow crabs deep in Hokkaido.
- Your raps are like a Russian name, they Boris.
- Eating Borscht in my Porsche, I know it’s Porsche of course.
- A horse is a horse now I’m dating myself.
- I think we should abolish eating nail polish.
- To them it’s like a plate of fries that I demolish.
- You’re overrated like Popeye’s chicken sandwich.
- I heard your Soundcloud and I just can’t stand it.
- You peep my shit, you wanna stan it.
- Doing shows in Japan, I get Kyoto checks.
- Can I get another order for my crew, please?
- If Riff Raff orders ranch I’m putting ants in his pants.
- Smoking plants with my fans starting at Rembrandt.
- I’m the hardest artist, I spray painted the TARDIS.
- Went to Amsterdam with half a plan.
- We are farmers, bum ba dum, bum-bum-bum-bum.
- Got lime trees and lemon trees.
- Water, water, H2O no big screens, no HBO.
- Tomato, tomato, potato, potato.
- Girls wanna cuddle.
- Yeah, they wanna snuggle.
- Aw, that’s a cute teddy bear.
- She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas.
- Ay, yo spandex.
- I pull up with a lamb text.
- Too strudel, toaster strudel.
- Ballin’ on you poodles.
- Blackout the two seater.
- MC Hammer, have you seen her?
- 40 karats in the gallon.
- It’s apparent, your parents got ’em runnin’ like mascara.
- Tempers flaring.
- I pull up in the Ric Flair McClaren.
- Got ’em jealous, 20 inches on you fellas chop the tellers.
- Got ’em running over Jerome Bettis.
- Versace lettuce no dieting, Gucci eyelids.
- I go to sleep, snobby pilots.
- i’m a farmer boy.
- Goin’ Scottie Pippen in Illinois.
- Teeth full of diamond and corduroys.
- Been a while since I was unemployed.
- I’m the real McCoy, not a Hatfield.
- My RV got rims on 12 wheels.
- I ride to the club on a school of seals.
- Turtles and beluga whales.
- Escargot and a plate of snails.
- My farm grows broccoli and I get paid well.
- Bong like I just clacked the liberty bell.
- Gracin’ on the cover of Mademoiselle.
- Sicker than a sick guy with sickle cell.
- Andy Milonakis just went to jail.
- Drinking V8 in a V12 with three elves smelling like Adele.
- A tisket, a tasket, what’s in Dirt’s basket?
- Go play the pepperoni on the only child unicorn see-through pony.
- Blow me a kiss and I’ll blow one back in the shape of my dick.
- I post up in BH with all the palm trees.
- Why the motherfuck do I put up with all these zombies.
- I pop a perk with the purp just to calm me.
- There’s trannies eating cupcakes in cartoon world.
- My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m growing dreadlocks.
- That pussy ain’t mine no more I call the shit my Xbox.
- 360, getting nifty with my flow, boy.
- Hit your grandma, she nicknamed me Old Boy.
- I put the tequila in my tortilla soup.
- I’m on Targetcom, I’m a order me a suit.
- Yeah, the strippers topless.
- Cocaine-flavored nail polish.
- Pull up at your cottage, sell narcotics at your college.
- 50 rags taxing, money not subtracted.
- Trying to stack my Jacksons.
- Hanging with my Anglo-Saxons.
- Money stretches.
- Still flexing the self-explosives.
- Pockets look like deep-sea ocean floor aerobics.
- Cold quotables hide the baking soda inside the German village.
- Pull up on you artificial fillers.
- Pepsi cola caterpillar.
- Pinstripes, glass china made by Sinclair, fistful of Oregon Trail stuffed inside the Steve Harvey tupperware.
- Good luck.
- 40K on the princess cuts, watching Nip & Tuck.