Here is a collection of memorable Barbara Quotes from the classic movie Beetlejuice.
Quotes to Take
- “Looks great.”
- “Happy vacation, honey. (hands him a gift)”
- “Helen got it for me in Oslo.”
- “Wonder what this could be. (opens the gift; it’s wallpaper) Oh, honey, you got it. Thank you. (hugs him)”
- “So clever we’re spending our vacation at home. I’m gonna get started right away.”
- “I’ll get it.”
- “(looks out the window) Jane.”
- “Hi.”
- “That’s right, Jane. Complete vacation.”
- “It’s 6:45 in the morning.”
- “Jane, don’t send people photos of our house.”
- “That’s exactly what we’re looking for.”
- “I’ll see you in a few weeks. Okay?”
- “What for?”
- “Or you could just run in, okay?”
- “Jane says we should sell the house to a family.”
- “Really? What are you saying?”
- “This is gonna be great.”
- “No way. There’s no place like…”
- “A perfect start to our vacation.”
- “That fire wasn’t burning when we left.”
- “I don’t know. It feels frozen.”
- “I’ll make some coffee. You get some wood for the fireplace.”
- “Two hours!”
- “That’s how long you were gone.”
- “I have to show you something. Look.”
- “There’s that. And there’s that.”
- “(correcting him) Deceased.”
- “I don’t know where it came from. Look at the publisher.”
- “You know what? I don’t think we survived the crash.”
- “I hate this. Just — Can you give me the basics?”
- “Well, why did you disappear when you stepped off the porch? Are we halfway to heaven, are we halfway to hell? And how long is this gonna last?”
- “I can’t clean anything properly. The vacuum’s in the garage and we can’t leave the house. Why don’t they tell us something? Where are the other dead people? Why is it just you and me?”
- “In heaven, there wouldn’t be dust on everything.”
- “What’s she doing here?”
- “Can’t see you, right? In the book, rule number two: the living usually won’t see the dead.”
- “It just says ‘won’t.’ God, this book is so stupid! I can’t understand anything in there.”
- “Is this a punishment? What are we gonna do?”
- “[furiously] I’m gonna get her.”
- “I cannot watch this. What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”
- “No, I’m not putting up with this!”
- “I don’t care.”
- “Adam! Adam, help. I’m getting all yellow!”
- “We’re trapped in this house with those people.”
- “Isn’t there an index?”
- “There’s no number or instructions?”
- “That little girl saw us.”
- “But she did.”
- “Draw a door? I don’t know why we keep looking in that stupid book. Maybe we should try that Beetle guy.”
- “You didn’t actually think that was gonna work, did you?”
- “Appointment for what?”
- “Help?”
- “Adam, is this what happens when you die?”
- “Oh, we forgot our handbook.”
- “Fine.”
- “125 years. I can’t believe this. I can’t believe they didn’t tell us.”
- “Oh, Adam, what is this?”
- “Look at this place! Everything’s different. All our furniture’s gone.”
- “Are you Juno, our caseworker?”
- “We’re very unhappy.”
- “We probably wouldn’t mind sharing the house with people who were…”
- “Yes.”
- “We don’t quite get it.”
- “What about that guy in the flyer, Betel…”
- “What do you mean?”
- “Oh, Adam. That guy is in our cemetery.”
- “This is so corny. Is this what we’ve been reduced to? Sheets?”
- “I feel so stupid.”
- “Barbara: (takes off the sheet) If I had seen a ghost at your age, I would have been scared outta my wits.”
- “Barbara: We’re practicing.”
- “Barbara: You look like a regular girl to me.”
- “Barbara: We haven’t left since the funeral.”
- “Barbara: Wait. Don’t tell your parents we’re here.”
- “Barbara: (listening from the kitchen door) Lydia’s trying, but they don’t believe her.”
- “Barbara: Adam, you have a photo of Bigfoot.”
- “Barbara: Look. It’s him. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.”
- “Barbara: Betelgeuse!”
- “Barbara: What happened?”
- “Barbara: Well, where is he? What do we do?”
- “Barbara: It’s about time!”
- “Barbara: Maybe we should knock first.”
- “Barbara: Whoa!”
- “Barbara: No. We just wanna get some people out of our house.”
- “Barbara: Can you excuse us, please?”
- “Barbara: Adam, let’s go.”
- “Barbara: No. We can work something out ourselves.”
- “Barbara: Hey! Hey! Hey!”
- “Barbara: I’m not staying here another minute. We have to get out of here.”
- “Barbara: Home! Home! Home!”
- “Barbara: (Adam rights the tree) See. We can do this stuff on our own. Besides, I’m not exposing that little girl to that pervert down there.”
- “Barbara: I don’t care. I’ve changed my mind. Listen, I think we can scare them off ourselves… tonight. I have an idea.”
- “Barbara: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”
- “Barbara: What a choice we’ve got here. We get to spend the next century either hanging out the window or doing parlor tricks.”
- “Barbara: Well, he could’ve hurt somebody.”
- “Barbara: I’m not fond of Charles Deetz particularly, but you could’ve killed him.”
- “Barbara: (picks him up) You leave her alone, you…”
- “Barbara: Adam, why did you build that?”
- “Barbara: Be careful.”
- “Barbara: Oh Adam. I can’t go through with it. I like that little girl.”
- “Barbara: No, we don’t. I mean, can’t we rebel or something?”
- “Barbara: Adam… I wanna be with Lydia.”
- “Barbara: [Now back to normal. She is reassuring Lydia] It’s ok. It’s ok. It’s us. What’s going on?”
- “Barbara: Shh!”
- “Barbara: No, Lydia, we’re dead.”
- “Barbara: No! Lydia, being dead doesn’t really make things any easier.”
- “Barbara: And you can come up here and visit us anytime you want. I have a feeling that things are gonna be a little better around here from now on. [Adam is still trying to fix himself]”
- “Barbara: We’ve decided we’re going to invite you and your family to stay.”
- “Barbara: Be careful.”
- “Barbara: Beetlejuice. [he screeches]”
- “Barbara: Beetlejuice. (he gears up to throw something, and a metal plate appears over her mouth)”
- “Barbara: About 3:30, I guess.”
- “Barbara: How’d you do on that science test?”
- “Barbara: What about the math test?”
- “Barbara: Don’t tease her. You never got an “A” in science…”