These Barnyard Movie Quotes capture the essence of the film’s characters and their adventures.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
Be the stronger man.
The best leader isn’t the biggest or the strongest. The best leader is the one who cares the most.
Even if you do leave, I believe in you.
Life Quotes
You have a lot to learn.
You’ll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.
Every animal for himself. That’s the way it should be.
Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart.
We all gonna die, but we don’t know the date.
What’s mine is mine.
Secrets are a virtual prerequisite in this house.
Funny Quotes
Okay, boys, here’s the dealio. It’s a little creation of mine I like to call “hill surfing.”
You are all gonna die.
Oh, caca!
Please, no one scream, “Tree!” Tree!
We can’t yell “Tree” or “Rock”, but you get to yell, “Chicken farm.”
Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?
Hey, Pig, uh, I think there’s a dead bee in your nostril. That’s not dead.
Hello, Moto!
Wrong number. Thank you.
What’s the big deal? They’re coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?
No one says “nifty”. Otis: I say “nifty.” I do, and sometimes even “swifty.” I’ll say that.
Milk me!
What, were you raised in a barn? Well, you’re a good horse.
Somebody pass me the cranberry sauce. Dead turkey walking.
Parties all hours of the night? What is that farmer up to?
I know what a rave is, Mr. Lump. “I’m going to sit and watch TV and be a lump.” Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It’s just not right.
It’s just the pizza guy.
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
We’re having a big human party. Just a party. A big one. With us celebrating our humanness.
Ouch! My arm fell off. My fake arm, I mean.
No, I don’t like help. It’s just against my religion. I’m a Nohelpian. Cool, I’m a Lutheran.
You can stand me up at the gates of hell, but I won’t back down.
You drink potty water!
I can’t even reach mine.
One time, I was bored, lonely, and a little snackish.
My bowl was empty, my friend.
Dogs are watchful, they’re loyal, and very protective. Pip: And they lick themselves. I don’t want a leader who licks himself.
I thought I’d be the first to congratulate you, Otis. You’re in charge now. Otis: I’m what? Miles, I am not in charge, okay? I don’t do “In charge”. This is not my responsibility.
HEY! Have you all lost your mind? It’s daylight! The Farmer’s gonna be back. This is so off limits. Freddy:[drunk] Come on, Otis, I know your weak spot. Wild Mike!
I’m not gonna dance just because you’re getting Wild Mike.
You can’t fight it, Otis. You’re a born party animal.
Uh, moo? What did you do that for?
You could have killed him! Pip: I got a pulse. Whee!
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer’s a good guy! He’s been good to us. Miles: He’s a vegan! God bless him. Pig: And, uh, what is a vegan again? Pip: it means you can’t eat anything with a face. Peck: No, no, that’s a vegetarian. Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right? Duke: That’s a VAMPIRE. C’mon! Bessy: vegans can’t have ANY dairy products. Pig: Cake has egg products… Freddy: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can’t be a vegan? Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
It’s not like we have a lot of options. Pip: Boy, that’s a doozy. That thing’s bigger than me.
Okay, watch this. Off his nose, on the belly, on the floor. Check it.
He’s buying it. He’s not buying it. He’s buying it. He’s not buying it. Otis: No, he’s buying it.
WILL YOU… STOP… DOING… THAT?! Miles: Well, unless you get him a blindfold, I’m gonna kick him!
Good as new. I’ll tell you, this being in charge thing isn’t so tough. You know what I’m talking about? You know what I’m talking about. Yeah.
Boneless white meat! What? I’m not hungry! I mean, I don’t wanna eat anyone… Thing… You… What happened? What? What? What?
Don’t wake up the cow. Eugene: That’s called cowtipping. Ha ha ha!
Oh geez, you’re on my foot again.
Put crowns on our heads, ’cause we are the kings!
Did you see his face? Price… Less.
That’s called boy tipping! Hahaha!
Two all-beef patties, that’s our future!
I’m chafing!
Oh, milk me!
Geez, these guys are big.
Could you guys believe that? Did you guys see me? Me, I am fearless, baby. Oh, yeah, fear… Less.
I think I rolled over my foot.
Okay, explain to me exactly why are we doing this?
I about swallowed my cud.
Quotes about Family and Friendship
I took you home that night, and I know it doesn’t sound possible, but I looked up into the sky and I would have swore I saw the stars dance. At that moment, I knew my place was here, taking care of things. I guess you helped me realize that. I love you, Son.
No way. We’re homeboys. I’m here with you.
Oat, seriously, I mean, you and me, we’re like best friends. No, Pip. It’s over! I’m leaving, all right? No big whoop. Continue your day.
You guys can handle things better than I ever could.
Even if you do leave, I believe in you.
Quotes about Leadership
You thought you could fill his shoes?
They knew I wouldn’t be expecting them until tonight. They played me.
Duke, you’re in charge. Get the dogs together. You guys can handle things better than I ever could.