These Bartok the Magnificent Movie Quotes showcase the humor, heart, and occasional wisdom found within the film.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
Somebody needs you. And that’s how it starts. Someone believes you’ll come through.
It’s more than courage or just being strong. Those things are easy to do. Have faith. Take heart.
Maybe I’ll save a life someday. Or slay a dragon.
What else can you do but take your chances and see?
You just did. The most important ingredient, from your heart.
Life Quotes
People only whisper of her name in fright.
Fools talk, wise men listen.
Appearances can be deceiving.
People will believe what they will.
Whatever you are in your heart of hearts, you will become on the outside tenfold.
Funny Quotes
Women and children in front. Gentlemen behind, please. Don’t push. Plenty of room for everybody, sir. Oh! Now, don’t try this at home. Part of the show. Totally planned.
They called me Bartok the Magnificent. The specifically terrifically Magnificent. A mammal so inflammable he saved the day. I tell you, B-A-R-T-O-K.
Go over there at once and put a stop to that inane little bat. No, Ludmilla. Leave him alone. I like him. He’s funny.
Folks, this here’s a dragon, an exact replica. tons easy. A fire spitter. Kill you with a flick of the tail. Careful there, sir. Better safe than sorry.
He was deflated ’cause I knew my kung fu. That’s why I’m Bartok the Magnificent. With a ” Hah” and a ” Hy-ah” that are significant.
This bat’ll go to battle for you, come what may.
Oh, please, you’re too kind. Show’s over. Thank goodness.
Why don’t you try this on for size? Abraca- Watch it! Now, watch very closely. There’s a half hitch. And here’s a sailor’s breastplate, and this one’s called “ropin’ the bear.” Yes! Yes!
Oh! Wow. Thank you. That’s too kind- Oh! Wow.
You only encourage them. Well, I wanted to encourage him. Ludmilla, don’t be that way. The people like the bat. Did you see how he made them smile? It was nice to see them happy. Nonsense. I thought he was funny.
When the feathers cleared… and the bat’s standing there holding a chicken- That’s good stuff. See? Or-When he punched the- Silence.
I’m tired of listening to you, Ludmilla. If I am the future czar, then I will do as I choose. And it is you who must respect the crown. My apologies.
Why do you do that? I hate when you do that. Ah, that never fails to amuse me. Ha ha ha.
You were inspiring today: focused, fully in the moment, exceeding well beyond what your talent would indicate. Thanks a lot. And l- Well, suffice it to say the performance of my death today… would have shamed Prometheus. Bound to a cliff- Okay, okay. Okay, Zozi, with the cliff and the thing. Sheesh! I wish you could hear yourself. It’s really quite irritating. Critics.
I’m divvying up the spoils. What do you mean? This again. Why not just pool our assets? We’re always together as it is. No, no, no. Fair is fair.
What are you talking about? He gave it to me. Yes, but he’s a child. It is a ring for royalty, and you should know better. Yeah, well, maybe I don’t. Well, I can only hope one day you will.
Perfectly balanced, my friend. Here. Perfectly balanced? Oh, yeah. Both sides are the same? Exactly even. Good. Then you won’t mind if I take this side. Whoa, whoa. Wait a second there, fella. What happened to pooling our assets?
Will you give the prince back his ring? Well, what’s the hurry? He’s not going anywhere. Sheesh!
Oh, imbecile. Wha- Oh, good heavens. What is this? A clue.