This movie, based on Robin Harris’ stand-up comedy routine, offers a humorous perspective on the challenges and joys of family, blended with the unique personalities of Bebe’s unforgettable children. Here are some of the standout Bebe’s Kids Movie Quotes.
Funny Bebe’s Kids Quotes
“We BeBe’s kids. We don’t die, we… …multiply!”
“Only way I’d lose money to y’all if I had a hole in my pocket.”
“Shut up, you old fat fool. Look at you. You know, you so big you don’t know if you’re walkin’ or rolling’.”
“I’m not fat. I’m pleasantly plump. I keep telling you that.”
“That Walter was so cheap, he wouldn’t spend a lovely evening.”
“Didn’t throw it.”
“Robin. That explains the red vest.”
“Shoot, I don’t care nothing about no Walter. I could have come to Walter’s funeral in my drawers.”
“Well, mind giving me one, then?”
“Trying to make me feel like a king, huh? Everyone’s king at Fun World, sir.”
“No, I left that at home with the gun.”
“Don’t run around and work up an appetite, ’cause I ain’t feeding you little heathens. And don’t touch a damn thing!”
“Mama said, knock you out!”
“Look at these poor children. Look at them, starvin’. They be better off in Ethiopia.”
“Food ain’t the only thing cold around here.”
“I had to spit on my food to keep them from taking mine.”
“Taking a dump can be so relaxing, Mmmm, straight jacking.”
Quotes on Life and People
“Pretty women are hard to get along with. An ugly woman is easy. You know, they don’t want no trouble, you know.”
“Everybody was there. Because everybody was glad he was dead.”
“I hate doing a favor for somebody who make you want to take it back. You know, like when you give somebody a ride, and they got a warrant out on them.”
“Sometimes, it just don’t seem like the right things happen to the right people. Or the right people just don’t be at the right place at the right time.”
Quotes on Relationships and Dating
“She so fine, she make you want to get a job, with benefits!”
“Well, that sure is a good sign, you feel comfortable enough to give me a ride, even though you don’t know a damn thing about me. Because I could be crazy, you know.”
“Anyway. I could tell he was a nice kid. But she was sheltering him a little too much. But, she couldn’t help but see how good we was getting along.”
“I’m definitely in the right place, at the right time. Right now. Just scoot them baby hips over.”
“Not that I like you for the kids. I like you.”
Quotes on Parenting and Kids
“These are BeBe’s kids.”
“We don’t die, we multiply.”
“Don’t worry about what they think about you. Just do what you do best, and then, you’ll win respect on your own terms.”
“If you get into a fight, don’t fight fair. Get a brick and knock the hell out of them kids!”
“I feel sorry for trouble if it runs into them kids.”