This is a collection of memorable lines from the beloved Beverly Hills Chihuahua Movie.
Funny Quotes
Sorry I’m late. We had to do a little shopping.
Louis Vuitton never looked so good.
Please! The dog chases parked cars.
He’s crazier than a Labradoodle.
Hey! Talk to the paw.
Me, I’d be happy with one who’s not… fixed.
Down, boy.
Fabulous. I’ll take two. You should see Chloe.
Who needs sleep? It’s Italy.
Love the smell of dirt in the morning.
What’s that smell? Which one? The sweat of my labor or the mint patch I rolled in for you?
Papi, that’s so… disgusting.
You want to go have a drink later? There’s a great puddle by the garage. OK, never mind.
Who am I, Lassie? You’re so completely useless.
She’s a bossy, arrogant, manipulative, Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
You didn’t have to dress her. She’s so picky. You’re talking about a Chihuahua. She’s not any Chihuahua, Angela. She’s a bossy, arrogant, manipulative, Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
I’m going to kick some tail. Papi style!
I was born to shop, not fight. Unless it’s at a sales rack.
Chloe Winthrop Ashe does not whine.
Hello! You’re a Chihuahua, mi hija! So? I’m from Beverly Hills. You know, 90210, the shopping capital of the world?
She’s a gringa from California. That’s right. The only reason I’m here is because I was stolen. You think I volunteered for this? But I’m an heiress. A hairless? No, an heiress. I have a trust fund.
Hold your tacos.
Oh. It’s about time someone’s upgrading my accommodations.
This is so much nicer than that stinky corral.
Stop talking! You know, I’ve got a dentist who could do something about that yellowing.
Watch it! Say it, don’t spray it!
Poor little hairless.
This is highly inappropriate. Hey, hey, hey! That’s cashmere!
You know, “dog eat dog” is just an expression!
My bootie! Your what? My bootie! Forget it! Forget it? Forget it! The Chihuahua! That’s Italian leather, mister!
One at a time!
Hey! Wait a minute! You won’t fit! I got it! Oh, no. I lost another bootie.
You’re my dog!
Number one rule of the streets, princesa. Every dog for himself. Now, get lost.
My name is not “Princesa.” It’s Chloe. And I am lost. And I want to be found.
All I need, Chihuahua with booties. This’ll be fun! You’ll see.
Shake your last bootie and let’s go.
You’re very withholding, you know that?
Only swallow my legs. OK, here we go. Easy on the teeth.
Keep your tongue to yourself.
Shoo, lizard. Shoo, shoo. Regurgitate that rat! Ew.
American dogs are so gullible.
Where did you get that? Please don’t eat me, man! I got a wife and 300 kids to feed. Eat him first!
I feel naked. Every man for himself!
Aisle four, tortillas on the floor.
Quotes About Love and Friendship
I know, sweetheart. I’m going to miss you, too. You take good care of her.
It’s not easy to find a mate with papers. Let alone one you could love.
Mi corazón, you shine much brighter than the sun.
Mi corazón! You are more lovely… than the dawn!
Perdóname, por favor, but my heart must speak. I only wish to say… that if you ever need someone to lick inside your ears… or chew the hard to reach places… or share your slumber in the sun… I would be most honored to be that special someone.
The love of my life is out there in trouble?
You’re my dog! Delgado, gracias, bro. I’m out of here! I’ll see ya, kid. Wait! Wait… Delgado! “See ya?” That’s it?
What happened to the “don’t talk to strangers”? You said nothing about iguanas.
You’re not exactly the most charming traveling companion either. Good, because we’re parting ways. What? Wait, wait! What are you doing?
What can I say? A promise is a promise.
You’re driving me crazy.
I think I’m in love with the gringa.
I think he likes it. I think he likes you.
Papi, what do you see, compa? It’s a big place, my little friend.
I may be small, but I am fighting… for something… bigger than all of it. Mi Corazón.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
Good for you, Bimini.
For everything. For giving me a chance to prove myself.
You’ve done everything you can.
And if I can’t find her, I’m going to Mexico City.
It keeps them… alive in their hearts. Helps them remember who they are, where they came from.
I am lost. And I want to be found.
I don’t want to talk about it.
You can do it! Jump!
I could use a little help. I’ll pull you up.
Papi was a stray dog. I saved him from the pound. Hey, buddy. He inspires me every day. What inspires you, Rachel? Get back to you on that.
I take responsibility.
I may be small, but I am fighting… for something… bigger than all of it.
You know something, Pedro? You’re right.