This compilation captures the humor, and touching moments of the film through its most significant dialogues.
Funny Quotes
- “Bullshit. You were sleeping.”
- “I wipe my own ass.”
- “Metalobism?”
- “Goddamn stick!”
- “He’s like a cocker spaniel.”
- “Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!”
- “You’re a loser.”
- “Douche-bag kangaroo.”
Quotes on Life
- “Looking won’t pay the rent.”
- “This is a rough patch in my life.”
- “You refuse to move on to the next phase.”
- “I need time to think and so do you.”
- “Just because I don’t have a job doesn’t mean I don’t wanna move on.”
- “Real dads aren’t always that great.”
Quotes on Relationships/Love
- “I’d like to have a family someday. I need someone I can rely on, not a playmate.”
- “Vanessa’s gonna break up with me… …and I don’t know how to make her wanna stay.”
- “Vanessa, she’s the one. I can’t lose her.”
- “We got a family now. This is what you wanted.”
Quotes on Fatherhood/Responsibility
- “I’m thinking about keeping the kid.”
- “This is big. I gotta do something big.”
- “I’ve decided to take care of the little guy.”
- “That’s my boy.”
- “I can’t manage this kid. I ain’t a good father. I made a big mistake.”
- “I gotta watch out for the kid’s best interest.”
- “He’s better off with me than in an orphanage.”
- “I’ll be a better father than you!”
- “From now on, you do whatever you wanna do. I’ll show you some cool shit along the way.”
Inspirational/Motivational Quotes
- “You loop it, you swoop it and you pull.”
- “Initiating the conversation is half the battle.”
- “Take it slow.”
- “You give him options, not orders. Let him make the decision. You’re a pioneer.”