Central Intelligence Movie Quotes

Explore some of the most memorable Central Intelligence Movie Quotes covering themes of life, motivation, humor, and friendship.

Inspirational and Motivational Quotes

That I, for one, will push myself at every stage, at every step.
I just did one thing. I worked out six hours a day, every day, for the last 20 years straight.
‘Cause dudes like me and you, I mean, we’re alpha dogs, right? I mean, we’re pathfinders and trailblazers. And we don’t listen to what anyone tells us, right?
How are you not the hero of your own story? No one else can be!
You were the best thing about high school. I’ll always believe in you.

Once we get those diplomas, the decisions that we make after that are all up to us.
I don’t know what path life is gonna take me on.
I don’t want to be the guy that peaked in high school and, after he peaked, his life went like this… Then my life down here became a disappointment.
Maybe if they saw someone sooner, they would still be married. I just want to nip this thing in the bud, whatever it is. I don’t want to end up like my parents.
Here’s the secret. You know what I did, Jet? I took all that stuff and I balled it up real tight and then I shoved it way down deep. And I just pretty much ignore it.
You know how they say every man is the hero of his own story?
I’m talking about the fact that I don’t feel like I’m the hero of my own story.

Honestly, if my mom was into white guys, it would be you.
It’s called ‘Junk Mail.’ Clever, right?
It’s called dating, grandma. Look it up.
Hey, if I wanted to get one of those ice teas but I want most of it to be bourbon- What is that called?
Honey, black people don’t go to therapy. We go to barbershops. That’s where we talk out our problems. Or we watch the movie Barbershop. One or the other.
Why wouldn’t you start with that?
Oh, yeah, I’m big-time into ‘corns. So magical, right?
You know, they’re the most lethal animal on the planet.
You’re like Taylor Swift and whoever she’s dating right now. Power.
Hell, yeah! Dude, you want one?
Move your meat, lose your seat.
Bro, are you seriously gonna go there, bro? ‘Cause there’s only one way back, bro. Through intensive care, bro.
Was that the last ‘bro’? ‘Cause if it was, then I’ll talk.
You a comedian now? ‘Cause you don’t look like Dane Cook to me, bro.
That’s a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional.
I don’t like bullies.
I keep it pitch-black, just like Vin Diesel.
You were like Jason Bourne, man, but with jorts!
Golden Jet! Yeah, it’s my baby.

I’ll be able to tell the most beautiful girl in the world… I’m talking about you, Maggie Johnson, that I love you. I love you, baby. I do.
Now, I’m looking for more of an emotional connection. The next woman I lay with, she’s gonna be beautiful on the inside, just as much as she is on the outside.