This compilation aims to bring together memorable lines that resonate with themes of empowerment, friendship, and wit.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
…all my Angels…the heart is a muscle. In body building, we exercise the muscle…and it grows bigger and stronger. It’s the same with the heart.
Mes Anges…these little hurts will heal. And at crunch time, your hearts will be so buff…you’ll be able to clean and jerk his love…three sets, 1 0 reps each.
Be careful who you trust.
Never send a man to do a woman’s job.
Funny Quotes
I hear only angels can.
I am the bomb.
I’m not a yo-yo!
Sometimes when it’s rough, I just get there faster.
For a bikini waxer, you know a lot about bombs.
Isn’t it amazing how much information you can learn off the internet?
I must have the heart of a rhino.
I’m not called Balls-Out Natalie for nothing.
This place, it’s Japanese, is it not? It’s a 1 3th-century Shinto temple. I had it FedEx’d from Kyoto.
Technically, 1 in 60 is fatal. Tastes like chicken.
The man laughs at death.
What do you know? A guy who speaks Natalie.
Why do they always run?
Sounds impossible. Sounds like fun.
Mein Siegenbock ist sexy!
You are the efficiency expert. Yes. I am.
Caffeine helps us program. Perfect. Smart…simple and logical.
Who builds this company’s products? You do. Engineers do. Not managers. They should be answering to you, not you to them!
Want to play Scrabble?
I don’t know…how to make chicken. Scrabble? Shake ‘N Bake? I’ll shake, you bake? I want to shake.
You know how superheroes have these secret identities, where they No. No superheroes. You’re an action star. I get a lot of action. That is so lame.
I’m having so much fun I could just die.
I love a fire.
Toga.
All work and no play makes Viv a dull girl.
They say that in death…all life’s questions are answered. Will you let me know?
What are we doing? House of Pancakes? Sizzler? You are the cheapest man on the planet.
Oh, I don’t know. It was, like, all cool and stuff. You’ve never seen a booby. Have too. Have not. I’ve seen lots of boobies. Yeah, right.
Don’t ask.
Oh, he’s great. He’s the bad guy. The kidnapping was a setup. He’s behind it all.
He wasn’t exactly forthcoming when he shot me out the window.
He won’t kill Bosley until he kills Charlie. Kills Charlie? Oh, Jesus.
Imagine how dangerous this would be in the wrong hands.
Revenge is fun.
Was it the Chad? No! The Chad was great! The Chad was great.
“I don’t know how to make chicken.” Jerk.
It figures I’d meet the perfect guy and he’d already have a perfect girl.
Like now, now, now, now.
I’m getting tickled. Who’s calling now? It’s Pete!
I wanted to talk. I like spending time with you. I’d like to see more of you, maybe in a continuous block.
You have the fullest, sweetest…most luscious…lips I have ever…kissed. I just gotta take this call.
That man’s got a beautiful telephone voice. That’s one more daddy you’ll never know.
Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?
By the time this is over…all of you will be facedown on the floor…and I’ll moon-walk out of here.
Buddha on lotus. And that’s kicking your ass.
Come on, we’ll miss happy hour.
You’ve seen it? You’ve seen Charlie? I am his trusted friend and employee. You’ve met Charlie? What do you mean, “met”? You’ve seen him with your own eyes. I saw his hand. It could have been anyone’s hand. Let’s see if I can win the teddy bear! Sorry, Charlie.
Bosley’s had one too many Buddhas. He’s definitely had a few.
Quotes About Strength and Empowerment
They have three things in common: They’re brilliant, beautiful…and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
Who wants a man who’s intimidated by a strong woman? They come on nice until they find out I can shatter a block with my head. I love that trick.
Lines have never stopped me.
Quotes About Teamwork
Go ahead. We’re past keeping secrets at this point.
We’ll be able to always stay in touch.
Angels, break it down.
There ‘s only one way to get through undetected: Be invisible.
Angels?! Angels, help me!
Come and get me, girls! If you can follow the sound of my voice, then draw some…triangles or something…to get to this location and save me!
Fly to me, Angels! Please come! Please fly to me, Angels!
We’re all here. I’ll get you out.
Quotes About Secrets and Trust
I want to get one thing straight between us.
This is going to be long…hard and rough.
Charlie’s not a very social person.
Charlie’s a chick though, right? I mean, definitely a woman, right?
I can’t keep up this facade with Jason anymore.
To remind me: Be careful who you trust. Don’t take any wooden nickels.
You never met your father? Now you work for…a man you’ve never seen. That’s an interesting trend.
Can you keep a secret? I mean, you can’t tell anyone.
Not a problem.
Just tell him I called, as planned. Gotcha.
Sorry I couldn’t stick around.
Eric Knox was born John McCadden. It seems his life’s mission was to bring me down. His dad was in my Army Intelligence unit, working as a double agent. When he was discovered, the other side killed him. I guess that’s not the story Knox heard.