“Are you the guardian in question?” – Cobra Quotes from Lilo & Stitch.
Life’s Responsibilities – Cobra Quotes
- “Are you the guardian in question?”
- “Are you…happy?”
- “Disciplined?”
- “I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have indeed gone wrong.”
- “In case you’re wondering, this did not go well. You have three days to change my mind.”
- “Heard you lost your job.”
- “Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience but I cannot ignore you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?”
- “And next time I see this dog, I expect it to be a model citizen… capisce?”
- “New job. Model citizen. Good day.”
- “You know I have no choice.”
- “You’re making this harder than it needs to be.”
Love and Relationships – Cobra Quotes
“IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS?! It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.”
Motivational Directives – Cobra Quotes
- “Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience but I cannot ignore you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?”
- “New job. Model citizen. Good day.”
Humorous Cobra Observations – Cobra Quotes
- “Bricks?”
- “Aliens are all about rules.”
- “CIA. Roswell. 1973.”
- “I was afraid you were going to say that. This won’t be easy to explain back at headquarters.”
- “Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes were an endangered species. Now, about your house…”