Cogsworth’s Quotes: Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Cogsworth’s Quotes: “Keep quiet! Maybe he’ll go away.” – Cogsworth

Cogsworth Quotes – Life

  • “Not a word, Lumière. Not one word!” – Cogsworth
  • “Shush shush shhhhh!” – Cogsworth
  • “Ow ow Ow OW OW OUCH!!!!!” – Cogsworth
  • “Well, now you’ve done it, Lumière. Splendid, just peachy–aaarrrgghh!” – Cogsworth
  • “Put me down! At once!” – Cogsworth
  • “Sir, close that at once, do you mind!” – Cogsworth
  • “No, no, no, do you know what the master would do if he finds you here. I demand that you stop…right…there!” – Cogsworth
  • “Oh no, not the master’s chair!” – Cogsworth
  • “All right, this has gone far enough. I’m in charge here, and-” – Cogsworth
  • “No! No tea, no tea!!!” – Cogsworth
  • “Master, allow me to explain. The gentleman was lost in the woods and he was cold and wet…” – Cogsworth
  • “Master, I’d like to take this moment to say…I was against this from the start. I tried to stop them, but would they listen to me? No, no, no!” – Cogsworth
  • “No, no, no, do you know what the master would do if he finds you here. I demand that you stop…right…there!” – Cogsworth
  • “Wait a minute, wait a minute!” – Cogsworth
  • “Irresponsible, devil-may-care, waxy eared, slack-jawed–” – Cogsworth
  • “I know it’s a girl.” – Cogsworth
  • “Wait a minute, wait a minute!” – Cogsworth
  • “Dinner…is served.” – Cogsworth
  • “Ahem, ahem, ahem.” – Cogsworth
  • “Uh, good evening.” – Cogsworth
  • “Who? Oh! The girl. Yes, the, ah, girl. Well, actually, she’s in the process of, ah, um, circumstances being what they are, ah… she’s not coming.” – Cogsworth
  • “Your grace! Your eminence! Let’s not be hasty!” – Cogsworth
  • “Please! Attempt to be a gentleman.” – Cogsworth
  • “Suave. Genteel.” – Cogsworth
  • “Ahem, ahem, we say ‘please.’” – Cogsworth
  • “Lumière, stand watch at the door and inform me at once if there is the slightest change.” – Cogsworth
  • “Well, I guess we better go downstairs and start cleaning up.” – Cogsworth
  • “Splendid to see you out and about, mademoiselle.” – Cogsworth
  • “I am Cogsworth, head of the household.” – Cogsworth
  • “If there’s anything…stop that…that we can…please…to make your stay more comfortable.” – Cogsworth
  • “Remember what the master said.” – Cogsworth
  • “Oh, all right, fine. Glass of water, crust of bread, and then–” – Cogsworth
  • “Well keep it down. If the master finds out about this, it will be our necks!” – Cogsworth
  • “MUSIC!?! ” – Cogsworth
  • “Thank you, thank you, mademoiselle. Yes, good show, wasn’t it everyone. Oh, my goodness, will you look at the time. Now, it’s off to bed, off to bed!” – Cogsworth
  • “Enchanted? Who said anything about the castle being enchanted?” – Cogsworth
  • “It was you, wasn’t it!” – Cogsworth
  • “Wait a second, wait a second. I’m not sure that’s such a good idea. We can’t let her go poking around in certain places, if you know what I mean.” – Cogsworth
  • “Well, actually, ah yes, I do!” – Cogsworth
  • “As you can see, the pseudo façade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. Note the unusual inverted vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of the neo-classic baroque period, and as I always say, if it’s not baroque, don’t fix it! Ha ha ha. Now then, where was I?” – Cogsworth
  • “As you were!” – Cogsworth
  • “Now, if I may draw your attention to the flying buttresses above the–mademoiselle?” – Cogsworth
  • “Where? Up there? Nothing. Absolutely nothing of interest at all in the West Wing. Dusty, dull, very boring.” – Cogsworth
  • “Perhaps mademoiselle would like to see something else. We have exquisite tapestries dating all the way back to…” – Cogsworth
  • “Oh yes! Indeed!” – Cogsworth
  • “Gads of books!” – Cogsworth
  • “Forests of books!” – Cogsworth
  • “…of books!” – Cogsworth
  • “More books than you’ll ever be able to read in a lifetime! Books on every subject ever studied, by every author who ever set pen to paper…” – Cogsworth
  • “Warn the master. If it’s a fight they want, we’ll be ready for them.” – Cogsworth
  • “Who’s with me?” – Cogsworth
  • “And stay out!” – Cogsworth
  • “I beg your pardon, old friend, but I believe I told you.” – Cogsworth
  • “You most certainly did not, you pompous parrafin-headed pea-brain!” – Cogsworth
  • “Keep quiet! Maybe he’ll go away.” – Cogsworth
  • “Not a word, Lumière. Not one word!” – Cogsworth
  • “Shush shush shhhhh!” – Cogsworth
  • “Ow ow Ow OW OW OUCH!!!!!” – Cogsworth
  • “Well, now you’ve done it, Lumière. Splendid, just peachy–aaarrrgghh!” – Cogsworth
  • “Put me down! At once!” – Cogsworth
  • “Sir, close that at once, do you mind!” – Cogsworth
  • “No, no, no, do you know what the master would do if he finds you here. I demand that you stop…right…there!” – Cogsworth
  • “Oh no, not the master’s chair!” – Cogsworth
  • “All right, this has gone far enough. I’m in charge here, and-” – Cogsworth
  • “No! No tea, no tea!!!” – Cogsworth
  • “Master, I’d like to take this moment to say…I was against this from the start. I tried to stop them, but would they listen to me? No, no, no!” – Cogsworth
  • “No, no, no, do you know what the master would do if he finds you here. I demand that you stop…right…there!” – Cogsworth
  • “Wait a minute, wait a minute!” – Cogsworth
  • “Wait a minute, wait a minute!” – Cogsworth “Dinner…is served.” – Cogsworth
  • “Ahem, ahem, ahem.” – Cogsworth
  • “Where? Up there? Nothing. Absolutely nothing of interest at all in the West Wing. Dusty, dull, very boring.” – Cogsworth

Cogsworth Quotes – Love

  • “Cogsworth, I am surprised at you. She’s not our prisoner. She’s our guest. We must make her feel welcome here.” – Cogsworth
  • “It’s very encouraging.” – Cogsworth
  • “And who’d have known?” – Cogsworth
  • “And who’d have guessed they’d come together on their own?” – Cogsworth
  • “Yes, perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before.” – Cogsworth
  • “They must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again.” – Cogsworth
  • “But there’s no harm in fanning the flames.” – Cogsworth
  • “Your lady awaits.” – Cogsworth
  • “I must say everything is going just peachy. I knew you had it in you.” – Cogsworth
  • “Yes, but why?” – Cogsworth
  • “Yes, I’m afraid it’s true.” – Cogsworth
  • “And now it’s too late.” – Cogsworth
  • “I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.” – Cogsworth
  • “Well, Lumière, old friend. Shall we let bygones be bygones?” – Cogsworth
  • “And now it’s too late.” – Cogsworth
  • “I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.” – Cogsworth
  • “It’s very encouraging.” – Cogsworth
  • “And who’d have known?” – Cogsworth
  • “And who’d have guessed they’d come together on their own?” – Cogsworth
  • “Yes, perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before.” – Cogsworth

Cogsworth Quotes – Motivational

  • “Right then! You all know why we’re here.” – Cogsworth
  • “Need I remind you that if the last petal falls from this rose, the spell will never be broken!” – Cogsworth
  • “Shall we let bygones be bygones?” – Cogsworth
  • “Shall we let bygones be bygones?” – Cogsworth

Cogsworth Quotes – Funny

  • “Master, I’d like to take this moment to say…I was against this from the start. I tried to stop them, but would they listen to me? No, no, no!” – Cogsworth
  • “Couldn’t keep quiet, could we. Just had to invite him to stay, didn’t we? Serve him tea, sit in the master’s chair, pet the pooch.” – Cogsworth
  • “Wait a minute, wait a minute!” – Cogsworth
  • “Well, there’s the usual things–flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep…” – Cogsworth
  • “I’ll unwind, for a change” – Cogsworth
  • “Really? That’d be strange” – Cogsworth
  • “Can I help it if I’m t-t-tense?” – Cogsworth
  • “You WHAT?!” – Cogsworth
  • “Encroachers!” – Cogsworth
  • “Who’s with me?” – Cogsworth
  • “You most certainly did not, you pompous parrafin-headed pea-brain!” – Cogsworth

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