This compilation aims to capture some of the most memorable and insightful lines from the film Crocodile Dundee II movie, spanning various themes.
Meaningful Quotes from Crocodile Dundee II Movie
Funny Quotes
- “In the bushes, if you miss, you don’t eat.”
- “Snakes are good eating.”
- “You can eat it, but it tastes like shit, right, Mick?” “Yeah…”
- “You kill people for a living. Not very good at it, are you?”
- “Maybe you should get into some other business.”
- “You mustn’t let these minor disruptions ruin your appetite.”
- “There’s nothing wrong with the food, it’s the company.”
- “Yeah, but think what it’ll do for your reputation.”
- “In a cage, Donk!”
- “Anything under 1,000 square miles up here is a hobby farm.”
- “Shoot the dopey bastard!”
- “Seven to two is even?”
- “I left a trail even Wally could follow.”
- “Can’t you smell it? … Wally’s aftershave.”
- “Would Bonnie say no to Clyde?”
- “That is the mating call of the jarra jarra bird.”
- “Meat eater. Has been known to take small children away. But don’t worry, it won’t come near the fire.”
- “To a bat, this is like that Channel No. 5.”
- “It’s just a python, you big girl.”
- “Dundee’s some sort of a ghost or something.”
- “You should have brought a gun instead of beer, mate. Nah, I don’t need a gun. I’ve got a Donk.”
- “He’s leading those other two mongrels up to Jaba Point.”
- “That’s mountain goat country, so he’s gonna have a picnic with those two!”
- “Nah. Needs garlic.”
- “If Mick want his clothes back, he can climb down there and get it his bloody self.”
- “Mick’s bloody lucky you can’t shoot straight, Wal.”
Love Quotes
- “Or I could be here looking at you. No contest.”
- “I wouldn’t say it’s worthless. It does have some redeeming features.”
- “I am home.”
Life Quotes
- “A man can’t stay on holidays forever.”
- “Wrong. It’s money and power. With this, you can do anything to anybody.”
- “Guys like this own cops.”
- “They were a lot like us, Nugget. A lot like us.”
- “There are bushmen and there’s Mick Dundee.”
- “The Aborigines call him Jabajada Arderdah, which means, ‘The crocodile who walks like a man.’”
- “We’re headed in the right direction, mate.”
- “This isn’t a game.” “It is to me.”
- “Stuff the money.”
- “It’s time we stopped playing this bushman’s game his way.”
Action/Iconic Quotes
- “Now, that’s a knife.”