These Curious George Movie Quotes capture the spirit and humor of the beloved monkey and his adventures.
Funny Quotes
“The new khaki.”
“THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!!!”
“Sir, your book is upside down.”
“Oh, good catch. Carry on.”
“Oops.”
“Peek-a-boo-a-boo-a-boo.”
“Cramp! Ow, cramp. Cramp can stop me.”
“Maybe I could just work on the ship, be a deckhand or a chef.”
“Oh, the knee! AAH! There’s the forehead. Knee-forehead combo. Ow!”
“Not the honey roasted goodness!”
“FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, LADY, THERE’S NO SCREAMING IN CABS!!!”
“Yeah sure, I’ve seen everything in this town.”
“Oh, yeah, monkey? Seen it.”
“I’m so glad I upgraded.”
“Lunchtime? It’s only 9:00 a.m.”
“Way to go, Maggie. Way to go.”
“This stinks.”
“What kind of meatball would buy these?”
“Hey, me goofy? Forget about it.”
“Yellow’s the new khaki.”
“Look at the six-foot banana.”
“I’m not going to lie to you. Okay, now… now it’s burning! And it’s continuing—… OH, I SINGED MY CORNEA!!! OH, I’M BLIND!!!! OOH, OW!!”
“Oh, I traveled 10,000 miles for a paperweight?!”
“Who knew it was actual size?”
“I wish today was Thursday.”
“I mean, I know that it’s Thursday…”
“Don’t worry. It’s not a big deal.”
“I wish it was.”
“I should go catch up to my lungfish… I mean, class.”
“Lungfish!”
“Even the glow-in-the-dark star stickers?”
“Even the glow-in-the-dark star stickers.”
“I especially love the Milky Way… WAIT!”
“The world doesn’t need another parking lot! The world needs a place where kids’ brains can grow.”
“Exactly. That’s why I’m thinking they can grow trying to count all the spaces in the new parking lot. Come on, how fun is that?”
“You know, Ted, you need to worry about finding an amazing new job.”
“But I was just trying… oh, great.”
“You lost me at the lost.”
“Hello? How about the birth of your only son? That would be ME.”
“Can I have the Bloomsberry Express pull into the reality station?”
“Did I just say that? I can’t do that. I don’t even ride the bus.”
“Maybe they didn’t hear me.”
“He DID hear me!”
“HIM?! You’ve got to be kidding me. Ted is not an explorer.”
“He raises a good point.”
“With my maps and my journals, a six-year-old could find the shrine.”
“About that, sir, I don’t have any.”
“Don’t be silly, it’ll be fun.”
“WHY DOES MY FATHER LIKE YOU BEST?!? IT’S NOT FAIR!!! I’VE GOT THE PONYTAIL!!!!”
“Okay, Ted. The trick is to look like you know what you’re doing. Now, where’s the door?”
“Yellow. Six dozen yellow suits? Tony, what, are you goofy?”
“Hey, me goofy? Forget about it.”
“Big guys says move ’em, we move ’em.”
“Oh, yeah, sure. But what kind of meatball would buy these?”
“Showtime.”
“G’day, mate! You’ve stepped in the right place.”
“I’ll say it is, Steve-o. Finally, a real adventurer to suit up.”
“So, do you like the color yellow?”
“Yeah, what are you, goofy?”
“Oof! Uh, mate.”
“Really? Well, okay.”
“You’ve gotta be kiddin’. Look at the getup! Look at the six-foot banana.”
“Don’t worry the other men, but we’re hopelessly lost.”
“Oh, right. Did you know that statue we’re looking for is a giant monkey?”
“Right again.”
“(Thinks the rock is an actual rhino) Oh, a rhino!”
“Stand aside, men. This is a tranquilizer gun.”
“I’m just going to put him to sleep.”
“That’s not a rhino…that’s a-“
“Ow! Nice shot, Mr. Ted.”
“Oops. Okay. Uh, let’s break for lunch for the next four to six hours, or longer, depending on how much he weighs.”
“I should probably make a sandwich for Edu. He’ll have quite an appetite and a headache when he wakes up.”
“Mmm, this is really good.”
“(Disgusted) Bleh!”
“HEY!! Oh, a monkey. Hey there, little guy. Um, can I have my hat, please? I kind of need my hat. The sun’s hot and I freckle. Not the good kind, either. I blotch. So, please, my hat?”
“Uh huh. That’s the one all right.”
“Hmm… Hello, anybody in there?”
“Well, look at that. A monkey who likes to play peek-a-boo.”
“Hey, this was fun, my little friend. But sorry. I’ve got to go. I wonder if Edu is up yet.”
“Hey! Come back here.”
“You can run, but you can’t hide. I’ll catch up. I’m unstoppable. Uh-huh. That’s right. I can run all night. All day and all night. There’s nothing that can stop…”
“Okay, I have an idea. We’ll trade. Sandwich for the hat. On three. One, two, three!”
“Okay. We’re not really making any progress here.”
“Aha! Oh, yeah.”
“Not now, monkey.”
“Okay, look for two mufuti bushes and you will find ‘X.’”
“There, sir. Mufutis. Good eye, Edu!”
“There it is. It’s awesome! It’s spectacular. It’s… …gone?”
“What? This CAN’T be it!”
“It’s supposed to be huge. That isn’t huge, okay? That’s the opposite of huge. I need the GIANT monkey.”
“Wait. This looks like ancient Swatabi. ‘Turn your eye to the light. Go from blindness to sight.’ That’s a clue!”
“All right. I’m looking directly into the sun. It’s very bright. It’s starting to sting.”
“Okay, water! H2O! Just a little liquid refreshment, please!!!”
“Oh, there it is. Oh, sweet relief. Thank you, Edu. Edu, Edu, Edu.”
“All right, men, let’s pick it up.”
“I’ll be over here until my vision return.”
“Oh, what am I going to tell Mr. Bloomsberry…?”
“Bloomsberry? Wow. Strong signal.”
“Yeah. I’m looking at it right now.”
“Well, there is a size issue, sir. I’ll send you a photo so you can see for yourself.”
“Um, do you see it, sir?”
“It’s supposed to be 40 feet tall.”
“I’ll explain it all when I get back.”
“No need to, I can see it right here.”
“I can’t believe it. Do you see that, Junior? It’s even bigger than I’ve ever imagined!”
“Well, that’s impossible. I can’t believe he…”
“Whoopee!”
“Hooray! We’re saved.”
“You know what? Keep the hat. Hey, don’t look so sad. It’s the new khaki. It’s true. Bye.”
“Edu, I can’t find a seat belt. Will that be a problem?”
“Not for me.”
“Edu, it’s okay to use the brake!”
“Oh, relax.”
“Hey, it’s a monkey with a hat!”
“I’ll just go ahead and put that under miscellaneous.”
“Where you going, Yellow?”
“Bloomsberry Museum, please. I’ll give you 10 bucks extra if you’ll stop calling me Yellow.”
“You got it, Sunshine.”
“FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, LADY, THERE’S NO SCREAMING IN CABS!!!”
“Wait, what does that say?! ‘The Lost Shrine of Zagawa’? GIGANTIC!? Oh, that’s not right at all. The shrine is 40 feet tall?!”
“I know. That bad boy’s a monster. I can’t wait to see it. I’m taking the whole family.”
“Uh, yeah. Well, I hope you get seats up front.”
“Huh?”
“Puppies, puppies.”
“Watch the claws! Watch the claws!”
“Yeah sure, I’ve seen everything in this town.”
“Oh, yeah, monkey? Seen it.”
“Construction. Of all the luck.”
“You know what, sir? I’ll just get out right here. Right. This will work. I’m just going to go home, call Mr. Bloomsberry and explain everything.”
“Sure. Whatever. $12.50, pal.”
“Whoa! Sorry.”
“Okay, I’m moving.”
“Watch out!”
“HEY! What, you couldn’t see me?! Right.”
“Hey there, Ivan.”
“Good talk. Take care.”
“Ah, home.”
“Okay. I just need two seconds of quiet.”
“All right, I didn’t mean literally.”
“Uh-oh.”
“Hi, Mr. Bloomsberry. I just walked in the door.”
“Well, get down here. All the news reporters are here. I’ve arranged a press conference just for you. You’re the hero of the moment.”
“Surprise, sir?”
“My window?”
“Yes, yes, take a look-see.”
“Okay.”
“You’re really going to like it. Well, what do you think?”
“Speechless!”
“I knew you’d love it.”
“Ted, you deserved it. I don’t know what I would have done. You single-handedly saved the museum.”
“Mr. Bloomsberry, I have to tell you something.”
“Yes, I’m all ears. It’s about… Yes, what?”
“My hat?”
“Sure. Wear your hat. Wear your best suit. Just get down here.”
“Uh-huh. There can’t be two hats like that.”
“Pet?”
“PET…!”
“My hat? My yellow hat? No, no, this can’t be the same hat.”
“OH! IT’S THE SAME HAT! And the same monkey! Wait, you followed me all the way from Africa? To play peek-a-boo?!!”
“No.”
“No again.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No. No. No. No.”
“No. No. No.”
“No. No. No.”
“No.”
“Hold the phone.”
“No, no, no, no, no. I don’t WANT to play peek-a-boo!”
“Open up, 17-B. I know you are in there. Open up. Ivan don’t like to wait!”
“What? Oh no! Monkey…?”
“Come on, open the door!”
“Monkey, where are you?”
“Oh hi! Ivan!”
“I’m smelling pet.”
“Pet? No, no pet here. Can’t have a pet. Wait, isn’t there a no-pet policy?”
“Yes.”
“Hey, you can’t just barge in here. Apparently you can.”
“Pet is close.”
“Aha!”
“What?”
“Nothing. Just practicing for when I find pet.”
“Why you yell when I’m right next to you?”
“Uh, no reason.”
“Aha!”
“What?”
“Milk is sour. Don’t drink.”
“Bingo! Now move, please.”
“New game. New game. Hide and seek.”
“Stay right there. Good monkey.”
“Did you hear something?”
“No.”
“How ’bout that?”
“Nope.”
“If you’re asking, I didn’t hear that either.”
“Move, sir.”
“AHA!!!”
“Oh, that. I unroll it ahead of time. It helps when you’re in a rush.”
“Where’s the pet? Where’s… I can’t find pet nowhere. Very strange. Nose does not lie.”
“Well, that was fun. Next time we’ll have to do it at your place, okay, Ivan?”
“Miss Plushbottom.”
“Oh, no, that’s trouble! Monkey! Oh, Mr. Monkey!!!”
“If I find pet, you are ‘e-wic-ted.’”
“E-what-ed?”
“E-vic-ted.”
“Good to know.”
“Oh, no!”
“Oh, that’s a big drop, Ted. Don’t look down. Rickety’s okay, just as long as there’s no wind.”
“AAAGH!! OH, SWEET MOTHER OF SCIENCE! Cramp! Cramp again. Cramp. Cramp. Darn that cramp. Dah!”
“No, no, no, no, no! These are not the colors I wanted. I told you to match them to the City Opera…”
“Did you see that?”
“HAAAAALLLLLLLL!”
“They are the same colors, Miss Plushbottom.”
“They may look like it, but do they sing to me?”
“You… are… FIRRRREEED!”
“Hey, she fired us in song.”
“It still hurts.”
“And now I must have a soak.”
“No, PAINT!? You’ve got to be kidding me. Who leaves eight open cans of paint lying around? Uh-oh!”
“Of course he went in there.”
“Oh, boy.”
“Monkey, monkey. Over here, come, monkey. Come on. Monkey, peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo. MONKEY!”
“Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! No, no, no, no, quiet.”
“What’s that?”
“Do yourself a favor. You’re going to want to put the cucumbers back on.”