This compilation of Deadpool & Wolverine Movie Quotes aims to capture the essence of these iconic characters through their words, offering insights into their personalities and the themes explored in the film.
Funny Quotes
- Marvel’s so stupid.
- We know the title of this thing, so I know what you’re wondering. How are we going to do this without dishonoring Logan’s memory? And I’ll tell you how. We’re not.
- I’m not a man of science, but you seem incredibly passed away.
- Death by day player.
- There are 206 bones in the human body, 207 if I’m watching Gossip Girl.
- Maradona from outside the box! GOAAAAAAAAAAL!
- I am soaking wet, right now.
- To be clear, I’m not proud of any of this. The wanton violence. The whiff of necrofillia, it isn’t who I am, it isn’t who I wanna be.
- I know, I turn everything into a joke, but I… I care, and I, I wanna use that feeling… for something important. I, I wanna matter. I need to show my girl that I matter.
- Avengers-adjacent, technically-
- Oh, wow. What’s your superpower? Is it parallel parking? I’m so sorry. That was cruel. I lash out when I’m nervous. Won’t happen again.
- You know what they say, “When one door closes”, “your locker at work opens.”
- Technically, the, the Carnival’s not a minivan. It’s an MPV.
- The Odyssey? That’s a great question. It doesn’t fucking suck.
- I don’t have kids. Not that I dreamt of that… but I don’t have a lot of vaginal sex.
- Please stop saying that. We’re not Deadpool. I’m not even Deadpool anymore.
- Hey, you guys are lucky I’m not armed. Get in here. This is for six years ago, you’d all be dead.
- Come on. Crazy story. Every time. Come on.
- You know I didn’t.
- Our rent’s due in three days, Wade. I can’t keep carrying you.
- Relax. I have the money.
- I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around.
- I’m not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker.
- You watched anything good? Great British Bake Off. Oh, goddamn. The show stood between me and suicide for ten years.
- Those are my feelings on abortion, religious freedom… animal rights, privacy rights, vaccines… free-market capitalism, global climate change.
- It’s a summer balayage. From the French. It’s meant to mimic the natural highlights of the sun.
- It’s a hair system.
- HEY! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
- What about Bolivian marching powder? They know all the slang terms. They have a list.
- Even snowboarding? Even disco dust.
- White Girl, Interrupted? Even Forrest Bump.
- Booger sugar? I wouldn’t even try powdered gonuts.
- You wanna build a snowman? YES! But I can’t.
- Birthdays. Boy, every spin around the moon is a new adventure indeed.
- Sun, dumbass.
- Okay, round-earther.
- Bitch, are you improving? Mm-mm, sorry.
- Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn’t new for me friendo. But it is for Disney.
- Ah, ta, ta, ta! Okay, I’ve never been a natural bottom, so we’re gonna take things real slow. And I want some crazy high eye contact. Not you. You. Can’t see your eyes through the mask, but I can feel them. We’re gonna move down the hallway… so we can spare a clean up on aisle asshole. How does everyone feel about this plan? I don’t like you. Yes. Let’s hold on to that attitude. And we’re gonna do it angry.
- Holy fuck. That is a shit-ton of exposition for a threequel. Is this because I used Cable’s Time Machine?!
- This Sacred Timeline… I assume I’m going to marvel… at how… cinematic it feels? Gratuitous cameos… indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?
- Is that me? Is that Thor? IS HE CRYING!?
- Why is Thor crying? Quick! Tell me.
- Stop that. Eyes on me.
- Oh, I smell what you’re steppin’ in. I am the Messiah… I am… Marvel Jesus.
- Can you excuse me for just a moment? I’m just gonna go over here. Suck it, Fox! I’m goin’ to Disneyland! Get fucked!
- Where do I sign? Good. Not to brag, but I do read.
- Oh, fuck off! Adorn me, Beardo.
- Fuckin’ A! UH! It’s perfect! FYI… your tailor is a predator, but I love it. Snug. No camel toe. New car smell and adamantium katanas? You shouldn’t have. Go ahead. Take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. That guy knows what I’m talking about. His clothes say middle management… but his eyes say fuck-y fuck-y.
- “Nice?” Your buddy here is ready to throw it all away for me. You callin’ your wife? Does your wife work in HR?
- Oh, I’m taking it well. I have never had a problem traveling for work. That said… we should talk vacation days. I’m more of a one-week-on-one-week-off kind of guy. I think it’s what they do in Denmark. You know, you’ll never see a Danish flag on the moon, but… goddamn it, they’re happy. Now, let’s power up your little Amazon Fire phone there… and zip me back home so I can let my friends know that they’ve been upgraded… to disciples.
- Come again? This time in my ears.
- You just won a lottery, because I didn’t die. It was just a little midlife crisis. I’m better now.
- Oh, I love to laugh.
- What in the MacGuffin is that?
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
- Aim for the middle, and you’ll never miss. Right? I think you got a good heart. I believe what you’re saying. But not everybody’s the world-saving type. I’m not, and I’m happy. Right? I found my place. Find your place. All right? Get back just out there. Mm-hmm. We’ll keep an eye on you. Good luck.
- I care, and I, I wanna use that feeling… for something important. I, I wanna matter. I need to show my girl that I matter.
- The Avengers don’t do the job because they need it. They do the job because people need them. Do you see the distinction?
- I don’t wanna spend the rest of my life like an annoying one-trick pony.
- We crave for purpose.
- Every spin around the moon is a new adventure indeed.
- I guess, what I’m trying to say is… how proud I am, how grateful I am… to be standing in a room… with every single person I love. I’m the luckiest man alive.
- You are no longer lost, Wade. You can be a hero among heroes.
- We believe you’re ready now. Ready for a chance to leave your timeline… and join the greatest universe of all. I am about to give you the thing you’ve always wanted.
Quotes About Life and Purpose
- For a long time, I wasn’t sure I’d ever be back.
- Sure, it made a perfect ending to a very sad story, but that’s not how regenerative healing factors work.
- The fate of my entire world is at stake.
- I’ve always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me getting into it, Deadpool… and Wolverine!
- I’m done. I’m done. And I’m fine with being done. Look, is the sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life that I always imagined for myself? Fuck no. But this is the right fit for me, Sugar Bear. it is.
- It’s been a challenging few years. Been through, a lot, change of life. But I’m happy. You know, and that’s, that’s because of each and every one of you.
- This is your universe, Mr. Wilson. That… is what happens when a universe loses their Anchor Being. See how it decays from the inside? This is how a reality dies.
- An Anchor Being is an entity of such vital importance that when they die… their whole world slowly withers out of existence.
- Your Anchor Being died in an act of self-sacrifice so epic… that it sent shivers down the Timeline. I am referring, of course, to… Logan, The Wolverine.
- We need a mercy killer. And in this instance… I am the mercy killer! HA!
Quotes About Love and Relationships
- I need to show my girl that I matter.
- Sir, my girl has kinda had it with my shtick, and I, if I don’t. You know… turn things around and do something with my gifts… I don’t think it’s gonna really work out for me… and I wouldn’t blame her.
- How’s work? Oh, I got a promotion. No Way. Yeah. It’s mind-numbing middle management, but I’m happy. That’s great. You seeing anyone? Yeah. A guy from work. Dermot. Dermot. He’s kind. Good. Likes to go hiking. Hasn’t gotten me shot yet. Well, it’s early days. What about you? You seeing anyone? No, no, I live in a one bedroom apartment. I share a bed with Blind Al. Okay. Alright right. Alright.
- How proud I am, how grateful I am… to be standing in a room… with every single person I love.
Quotes About Wolverine
- How are we going to do this without dishonoring Logan’s memory? And I’ll tell you how. We’re not.
- Wolverine is not dead. Sure, it made a perfect ending to a very sad story, but that’s not how regenerative healing factors work.
- You think I want to be out here in beautiful downtown North Dakota, digging up the one and only Wolverine? No thank you. But the fate of my entire world is at stake. He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain’t dead.
- It’s good to see ya. I gotta be honest, I’ve always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me getting into it, Deadpool… and Wolverine!
- G’day mate! There’s nothing that’ll get me back to life faster, than a big bag of Marvel cash!
- Me too, Hugh. No… no, no, no. Ugh, you had to get all noble, and die for real, GOD DAMN IT!
- I could really use your help, right now.
- Logan!? THE GUY WITH FORKS FOR HANDS?! THAT WOLVERINE!?
- Your Anchor Being died in an act of self-sacrifice so epic… that it sent shivers down the Timeline. I am referring, of course, to… Logan, The Wolverine.
- Don’t be what they made you.
- So this is what it feels like.
- Logan. Of course. Logan.