This compilation gathers some of the most meaningful and amusing lines from the beloved animated film: Despicable Me Movie.
Funny Despicable Me Movie Quotes
- Unless they’re d*ad. Just joking, of course. Although it is true.
- Oh, you’ve got to be pulling on my leg!
- Go away. I’m not home.
- No, you didn’t…this…is a recording.
- Yes it is. Watch this– “Leave a message–BEEP.”
- Goodbye recorded message!
- Kyle! Bad dog! No, no, no! Sit! My muffin!
- Assemble the minions.
- Looking good, Kevin!
- That’s my Billy Boy! What up, Larry?
- But am I upset? No! I am not. A little.
- No, no raises! You’re not going to get any raises.
- Nice, huh? That’s how I roll!
- Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?!
- The small one from Las Vegas. And I won’t even mention the Eiffel Tower! …also Vegas.
- Hey, Dave. Listen up, please!
- Oh yeah, there he is. He’s stylin’.
- Hey…chillax. I’ll just get another loan from the bank. They love me!
- What? I’m just walking.
- A mud-pie.
- You’re never going to get adopted Edith. You know that, don’t you? Yeah, I know. Good.
- LOOK AT MY FACE! DO YOU STILL THINK IT’S A GREAT SALE DAY???
- Eighteen coconutties…I think we can do a little better than that, don’t you? Yeah, we wouldn’t want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No.
- I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. That was you, wasn’t it? Or was it a villain who’s actually successful?
- Hah. Good luck with that. Okay, I’m outta here.
- It’s a mathematical term. A quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude!
- Vector. That’s me. Cause I’m committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah!
- Check out my new w*apon. Piranha g*n! Oh yes! Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? No you haven’t– I invented it. You want a demonstration?
- Oh…ah…sh*t. So difficult sometimes to get the piranha back inside my…
- You don’t have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money. Apparently.
- Like that young fellow out there named Vector. He just stole the pyramid.
- Ha– Now maybe you’ll think twice before you freeze someone’s head! So long, Gru!
- Oops you missed me.
- Come to papa.
- Got you in our sights. Like taking candy from a…what?!
- Ha! Hey Gru, try this on for size!
- That’s weird. What is going on? This is claustrophobic! Oh, no, no!
- Too small. This is too small for me.
- Ugh, I hate that guy.
- Whoa. Cool.
- I don’t care. b*at it.
- Oh wait wait…Um, do you have coconutties? Uh yeah.
- Light bulb.
- Cookie robots! Who is this? Cookie, oh forget it.
- Oh, and I see you have made a list of some of your personal achievements. Thank you for that; I love reading.
- You had your own…cooking show and can hold your breath for 30 seconds. That’s not that impressive.
- What in the name of…what?
- You have a face como un burro.
- Oh, well, thank you.
Inspirational and Motivational Despicable Me Movie Quotes
- And once the moon is mine, the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! And I will be the greatest villain of all time. That’s what I’m talkin’ bout!
- Mom, someday I’m going to go to the moon! I’m afraid you’re too late, son. NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
Heartfelt Despicable Me Movie Quotes
- Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? Hmmm, let me think. No!
- …and please bless that someone will adopt us soon…and that the mommy and daddy will be nice… and have a pet unicorn. Amen.
- I bet the momma’s beautiful! I bet the daddy’s eyes sparkle. I bet their house is made of gummy bears! I’m just saying it’d be nice.
- Aww. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. That’s a cheeto. Oh.
- It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled with children. I’m sorry.
Despicable Me Movie Quotes on Ambition
- We are going to steal… the moon!
- Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water!
Despicable Me Movie Quotes on Villainy
- Apparently it’s a big deal — people are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that.
- They’re saying he makes all other villains look…lame.
- Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? With far too few of your “sinister plots” actually turning a profit?
- Look, Gru, the point is there are a lot of new villains out there. Younger than you. Hungrier than you. Younger than you. Like that young fellow out there named Vector. He just stole the pyramid.# Despicable Me Movie Quotes: A Collection of Memorable Lines
Welcome to a collection of memorable Despicable Me Movie Quotes! This compilation gathers some of the most meaningful and amusing lines from the beloved animated film.
Funny Despicable Me Movie Quotes
- Unless they’re dead. Just joking, of course. Although it is true.
- Oh, you’ve got to be pulling on my leg!
- Go away. I’m not home.
- No, you didn’t…this…is a recording.
- Yes it is. Watch this– “Leave a message–BEEP.”
- Goodbye recorded message!
- Kyle! Bad dog! No, no, no! Sit! My muffin!
- Assemble the minions.
- Looking good, Kevin!
- That’s my Billy Boy! What up, Larry?
- But am I upset? No! I am not. A little.
- No, no raises! You’re not going to get any raises.
- Nice, huh? That’s how I roll!
- Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?!
- The small one from Las Vegas. And I won’t even mention the Eiffel Tower! …also Vegas.
- Hey, Dave. Listen up, please!
- Oh yeah, there he is. He’s stylin’.
- Hey…chillax. I’ll just get another loan from the bank. They love me!
- What? I’m just walking.
- A mud-pie.
- You’re never going to get adopted Edith. You know that, don’t you? Yeah, I know. Good.
- LOOK AT MY FACE! DO YOU STILL THINK IT’S A GREAT SALE DAY???
- Eighteen coconutties…I think we can do a little better than that, don’t you? Yeah, we wouldn’t want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No.
- I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. That was you, wasn’t it? Or was it a villain who’s actually successful?
- Hah. Good luck with that. Okay, I’m outta here.
- It’s a mathematical term. A quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude!
- Vector. That’s me. Cause I’m committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah!
- Check out my new weapon. Piranha gun! Oh yes! Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? No you haven’t– I invented it. You want a demonstration?
- Oh…ah…shoot. So difficult sometimes to get the piranha back inside my…
- You don’t have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money. Apparently.
- Like that young fellow out there named Vector. He just stole the pyramid.
- Ha– Now maybe you’ll think twice before you freeze someone’s head! So long, Gru!
- Oops you missed me.
- Come to papa.
- Got you in our sights. Like taking candy from a…what?!
- Ha! Hey Gru, try this on for size!
- That’s weird. What is going on? This is claustrophobic! Oh, no, no!
- Too small. This is too small for me.
- Ugh, I hate that guy.
- Whoa. Cool.
- I don’t care. beat it.
- Oh wait wait…Um, do you have coconutties? Uh yeah.
- Light bulb.
- Cookie robots! Who is this? Cookie, oh forget it.
- Oh, and I see you have made a list of some of your personal achievements. Thank you for that; I love reading.
- You had your own…cooking show and can hold your breath for 30 seconds. That’s not that impressive.
- What in the name of…what?
- You have a face como un burro.
- Oh, well, thank you.
Inspirational and Motivational Despicable Me Movie Quotes
- And once the moon is mine, the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! And I will be the greatest villain of all time. That’s what I’m talkin’ bout!
- Mom, someday I’m going to go to the moon! I’m afraid you’re too late, son. NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
Heartfelt Despicable Me Movie Quotes
- Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? Hmmm, let me think. No!
- …and please bless that someone will adopt us soon…and that the mommy and daddy will be nice… and have a pet unicorn. Amen.
- I bet the momma’s beautiful! I bet the daddy’s eyes sparkle. I bet their house is made of gummy bears! I’m just saying it’d be nice.
- Aww. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. That’s a cheeto. Oh.
- It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled with children. I’m sorry.
Despicable Me Movie Quotes on Ambition
- We are going to steal… the moon!
- Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water!
Despicable Me Movie Quotes on Villainy
- Apparently it’s a big deal — people are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that.
- They’re saying he makes all other villains look…lame.
- Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? With far too few of your “sinister plots” actually turning a profit?
- Look, Gru, the point is there are a lot of new villains out there. Younger than you. Hungrier than you. Younger than you. Like that young fellow out there named Vector. He just stole the pyramid.