This collection captures the whimsical spirit and memorable moments from the beloved Eloise at the Plaza film, showcasing the unique perspective of the irrepressible Eloise.
Funny Eloise Quotes
“I’m Eloise. I’m six. I am a city child. I live at the Plaza Hotel… and I am going to the debutante ball.”
“I have my very own room… and a dog that looks like a cat.”
“The Plaza’s the only hotel in New York… that allows you to have a turtle.”
“Otherwise he gets cross and develops a rash.”
“Room service always knows it’s me.”
“Hello, this is me–Eloise. Would you kindly send up Irish bacon, oatmeal… one roast beef bone, one raisin, and seven spoons… to the top floor… And… And some rather hot coffee, and charge it, please.”
“I will be.”
“Because Dior is divine.”
“And Kleenex makes a very good hat.”
“Here’s what I like–secrets.”
“I always say what’s in my head.”
“It makes everything so…much…easier.”
“Moi? When do I ever do that?”
“Here’s what I like– making him late.”
“Is it remotely possible to get some attention, Mr. Salami?”
“It’s ‘Salomone.’ Mr. Salomone.”
“Alor, new commenceron.”
“My face is an absolute Popsicle.”
“I’m thinking of dying my hair hot pink.”
“If staring contests had prize money… Max would be a very rich man.”
“Tell him I’m sorry, but I have to repaint… the Sistine Chapel next week… and I can’t risk an injury to my wrist.”
“Has my invitation to the debutante ball arrived yet? No, no. And I don’t expect it will. I expect the ball will be awfully fun.”
“Six, please!”
“Oops! That’s me!”
“Exercising! I could show you my routine.”
“In the afternoon. I return back to our suite. Unfortunately. that means… Philip.”
“Philip is my tutor. He goes to Princeton. My mother knows the dean. He wears red garters and is boring. boring. boring!”
“I don’t want a tutor, Nanny.”
“Here’s what I like to do– Fix what’s broken.”
“Even broken hearts.”
“I know absolutely everything.”
“You worry too much. What could possibly go wrong?”
“I never wait for anyone. I let them wait for me!”
“Come on, I’ll take you to him–the long way!”
“Oh, Leon, we’re going to have fun. Buckets and buckets of fun.”
“A party you’re not part of? What fun is that?”
“If you’re going to be my assistant spy… you’ll need to get rid of that coat. Spies don’t stand out. They blend.”
“Obviously has no experience in spying. Luckily, he’s working with a pro.”
“What are you wearing? – Nothing! – What are you up to? Nothing! Gotta skitter!”
“Oh, my lord, no! Everyone will just open their doors to us.”
“Besides, I’ve never been arrested.”
“Now, pretend you’re an orphan… get all limp, and bend to the side. It helps to look sort of sad in-between the arms.”
“I am Eloise. I am six. Here’s my card. You can send my invitation to my room.”
“Aren’t we done yet? Nope. Four more rooms to go.”
“No, room service!”
“Here’s what I do– save the day!”
“I charge everything. Doesn’t everyone?”
“If you were my date. where would you be?”
“The prince will have to wait!”
“I’m absolutely serious!”
“Either you stop or I won’t show you New York!”
“Mr. Nye hates to wait.”
“Sometimes I give him rubber candy. He’s absolutely so dumb he eats it.”
“How responsible should I be, Mr. Nye?”
Nanny’s Quotes
“Eloise, one of these days… we are going to freeze, freeze, freeze.”
“Imagine my surprise.”
“Well, my love, we want you clean before you get practiced. So…let’s move, move, move!”
“Being bored is not allowed.”
“One day, your face will freeze like that.”
“Oh, no. My face is an absolute Popsicle.”
“Oh, and how attractive that will be… going through life uneducated.”
“It’s a terrible thing to have your heart broken.”
“Now…sweet dreams, my pet.”
“You, too, Nanny. I love you!”
“I love you, too. Sleep tight.”
“Oh, my lord, there’s still so much to do.”
“It’s just not done, Eloise. He’s a knight. He’s above my station. Besides, if anybody does any asking… he should ask me.”
“Don’t forget your hump.”
“Well…ahem…um…”
“I wouldn’t worry.”
“That’s Eloise.”
“Pardon me, but you’re not related… to Geoffrey Wilkes of Surrey?”
Quotes on Life and Friendship
“It’s a terrible thing to have your heart broken.”
“Here’s what I like to do– Fix what’s broken.”
“Even broken hearts.”
“We have too much to do!”
“Central Park… only the most wonderful park in the world.”
“You mean you live here, but you’ve never seen the city? Why didn’t you say so? Come on!”
“Leon’s never seen New York. Never seen New York? Why, that’s almost a crime. I think we will show him absolutely everything.”
“But as fast as we everly can.”
“I have to be back in an hour and a half. The ‘quick like a bunny’ tour it is! Let’s go, Leo.”
“Well, you do now, don’t you? Yeah. I guess I do. Come on!”
“It’s the most wonderful city in the whole world!”
“Oh, Leon, you make me laugh.”
“It’s what you miss most about her, isn’t it? What? The stars? No. Hearing her laugh.”
“You know what I think? I think your father misses her, too. Maybe that’s why he sent you away… because he thought you wouldn’t miss her so much… if you were in a different place.”
“But that’s not true. Then you need to tell him that.”
“How? You don’t know how hard it is to talk to him. It can’t be any harder than keeping it all inside. And if you told him how you really, really, really feel… you might get to go home.”
“Making money doesn’t interest me. I want to make just enough to travel– See the world.”
“It’s like you know what’s in my head. Well, it’s not so amazing. The same thoughts go on in my head.”
“They must be looking for someone. Aren’t we all?”
“I realize that you’re only six years old… but you have to realize you can’t always get what you want.”