This compilation brings together some of the most meaningful and memorable lines from the enchanting film.
Love Quotes
“When you meet the someone who is meant for you, before two can become one, there’s something you must do… There is something sweeter everybody needs. I’ve been dreaming of a true love’s kiss.”
“For lips are the only things that touch. So to spend a life of endless bliss, just find who you love through true love’s kiss.”
“My heart longs to be joined in song.”
“You’re the fairest maid I’ve ever met. You were made to finish your duet.”
“True love’s kiss is the most powerful thing in the world.”
“I know what’s in his heart.”
Funny Quotes
Pip: “Come on, Come on, Come on! OK, you mookses, move it! We have got a face to put together here while it’s still ingrained in her subcranium.”
Deer: “Does he have to have lips?”
Edward: “Ah, trolls are fine to pass the time, Nathaniel, but… but my heart longs to be joined in song.”
Nathaniel: “Amazing, sire. Your tenth troll this month. Oh, I love hunting trolls. Big trolls, little trolls. Trolls, trolls, trolls… Sorry.”
Pip: “Hey! That’s cheating! I supposed to eat you.”
Pip: “Wow, I got to lay off the nuts.”
Giselle: “Grumpy!”
Robert: “Yeah, well, welcome to New York.”
Giselle: “A hollow tree? Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they’re very hospitable.”
Robert: “Just because she has on a funny dress, doesn’t mean she’s a princess. She is a seriously confused woman who’s fallen into our laps.”
Pip: “Yeah, but who’s gonna rescue me?”
Edward: “Your name, peasant! Quickly!”
Arty: “Arty.”
Edward: “Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place, Arty? Is this man party to this evil plot, chipmunk?”
Pip: “Uh-oh.”
Edward: “Aw, poor chipmunk. Speechless in my presence.”
Edward: “Drat! The steel beast is dead, peasants. I set you all free.”
Bus Driver: “Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I’ll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here!”
Edward: “Well, strictly speaking, he’s a chipmunk.”
Robert: “More like a state of mind. She told me it’s just beyond the Meadows of Joy and the Valley of Contentment. I mean, what is that all about?”
Robert: “It’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.”
Life and Reality Quotes
Narrator: “Selfish and cruel, she lived in fear that one day, her stepson would marry, and she would lose her throne forever.”
Narrator: “And so, she did all in her power to prevent the prince from ever meeting the one special maiden with whom he would share true love’s kiss.”
Narissa: “To a place where there are no ‘happily ever afters.’”
Giselle: “I’ve never been this far away from home before, and I’m not sure at all where I am.”
Robert: “Those people got married on a crazy romantic whim. It’s not like that with Nancy and I. Right. None of that crazy romantic stuff for you, huh?”
Robert: “Sounds like building a bridge.”
Robert: “You’re just afraid I don’t need you!”
Robert: “It’s not like she’s gonna try and be your mother. – Stepmother. – She’s gonna be a nice stepmother.”
Robert: “You won’t always be.”
Giselle: “It’s very cold out here.”
Robert: “Yeah, well, welcome to New York.”
Giselle: “Usually someone catches me.”
Giselle: “This is a magical room. Where does the water come from?”
Robert: “Uh, well, the water comes from the pipes.”
Giselle: “And where do the pipes get it?”
Robert: “Uh, I don’t know. From… …wherever the pipes get it.”
Robert: “I think I’m still in one.”
Nancy: “Talk about what, Robert? How I never stay the night? Because we both agreed, Morgan’s here, and you have to maintain boundaries and I thought, ‘I’m so lucky. He’s sensitive!’ I didn’t realize you were worried about crowd control.”
Robert: “I don’t know what your deal is, if you’re waiting for Prince Charming…”
Robert: “Whatever. I’ll get you to a bus, a train, a plane, wherever, and then that’s it! I can’t get involved after that.”
Robert: “You made a dress out of my curtains?”
Robert: “I’m not unhappy, I’m angry. It’s an unpleasant emotion. Ever heard of it?”
Giselle: “I have heard of it, but I…”
Robert: “You have created a completely unnecessary problem with Nancy that I now have to resolve.”
Robert: “It’s reality.”
Giselle: “Well, I think I’d prefer to be in Andalasia.”
Robert: “I think I’d prefer that too.”
Robert: “I try to do the right thing.”
Robert: “Severely punished for it.”
Robert: “Here’s some money. I want you to take it. Call your prince. Have him pick you up, bring his horse. Because I honestly, I just can’t handle it.”
Giselle: “You have been a very kind friend to me when I had none. And I would never want to make you unhappy or cause you any trouble, so… …I’ll go. I wish you every happiness.”
Robert: “What are you thinking? You can’t just give people money.”
Robert: “That’s not the point.”
Robert: “So, what’s the deal, this prince of yours? How long you two been together?”
Giselle: “Oh, about a day.”
Robert: “You mean it feels like a day because you’re so in love?”
Giselle: “No. It’s been a day.”
Robert: “You’re kidding me. A day? One day?”
Giselle: “Yes. And tomorrow will be two days.”
Robert: “You’re joking.”
Giselle: “No. I’m not.”
Robert: “Yeah, you are.”
Giselle: “But I’m not.”
Robert: “You’re gonna marry somebody after a day because you fell in love with him?”
Giselle: “Yes. Yes!”
Robert: “I don’t get it. How can you talk about loving some guy you don’t even know?”
Robert: “Well, no wonder she’s angry.”