These Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quotes capture the charm, humor, and heart of this beloved film.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
You must face the age of not believing Doubting everything you ever knew Until at last you start believing There’s something wonderful in you
The sensible thing seems to be for us to cooperate.
We’ll do our best, miss. Really, we will.
Funny Quotes
That’s what you’d say if you was a n*zi, isn’t it, sir?
I don’t give animals silly names. I call him Cosmic Creepers because that’s the name he came with.
Lovely. A toad with pink eyes.
Bother! I never seem to be able to manage toads.
I like you better as a rabbit. Shut up, you.
Rum sort of place, ain’t it?
Poisoned dragon’s liver? You mean you poison the dragon or just the liver?
Twisted right off.
Is that all we get?
Nice mess he’ll make of things.
I want to go to the jungle.
How’s a ruddy big bed like that gonna get out of this room with those little windows?
What’s that? Poetry?
Smell that lovely sooty air. Marvellous, ain’t it?
That ain’t the kind of professor I expected.
He ain’t very good, even if he is a professor.
Will you get this child off my leg?
There goes another rabbit.
Not one of your best spells.
They were just nonsense words from an old book.
The old sorcerers did have a bit of a tendency to waffle on.
Dear lady, you are relentless.
More likely so’s a copper don’t peek in and catch you hiding out here.
What is it? A toy shop? No, it’s a nursery. Ain’t you ever seen a nursery? No. And neither have you.
Think how successful I could be with an assistant who can really do magic.
Brighton, Blackpool, follies on the prom.
As the shine sells the boot and the blossoms the fruit All you need to succeed in your plan Is the proper ally upon whom to rely And I’m your man
Can’t be no such place. There is too such a place. Bit weird, ain’t it? Animals wearing hats and things.
Does one’s nose have to twitch like this?
But always a fluffy white rabbit? It’s intolerable!
Haven’t the foggiest.
You will be if you don’t pay attention.
He claimed that I’d given him a dud coin. I ask you!
Made in Hong Kong? Two bob a dozen, would you say?
Very interesting, but where do they sell books?
You don’t expect to sell a piano like that, do you?
You feel like a ballerina when you’re hopping like a toad When you kick your heels up down in Portobello Road
Hey, governor. Something for the lady friend? Nylons? No, thank you. Petrol coupons? Chocs for the little ‘uns? No. How about one of these, mate? Fell off the back of a lorry.
Be a good chap and run away.
Why didn’t you bring Scotland Yard, Swinburne, and half the Household Cavalry as well?
It’s a present for you. That’s what he said. Nothing of the sort. The bed belongs to me. Except for this knob, which is mine.
Draw the curtains. Lock the door. You’ll be snug as a bug.
It’s all like a jolly detective story or jigsaw puzzle, isn’t it?
Pity it’s so small you can’t read the writing.
When he don’t say nothing, he mumbles. Now you’ve done it. There is too such a place.
I’ll be the judge of that.
Bit of a stalemate, isn’t it?
If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather use my own. Sentiment, you know.
Observe the fundamental weakness of the criminal mind. You will believe no one or anything. I understand.
I should like to see a cheap-jack tenth-rate entertainer do a trick like that. Cheap-jack entertainer.
Beastly climate. I never did fancy the sea.
Now I’m hearing things. Fish don’t talk. Not too bright, is he? He’s my brother. Oh? Sorry.
None of my business, of course, but I shouldn’t go there if I were you.
It’s really rather splendid down here. For you, my dear.
What if the octopus, the flounder and the cod Think we’re rather odd?
You’ve won the ruddy cup. This time I really caught a whopper! What scurvy luck.
Memorable Quotes
Anything to get the poor things away from those terrible b*mb in London.
Children and I don’t get on.
It suits my purpose.
I don’t think this is going to work but it seems that I have no alternative.
A witch is always a lady unless circumstances dictate otherwise.
The most accomplished of witches can’t make money out of thin air. Have you ever heard of a rich witch?
Have you considered what danger you might be in? I am a witch, you know.
My spells don’t last very long. I’m just an apprentice witch.
Bad enough not being able to manage a broom. I can’t perform a simple, basic spell.
The work I’m doing is so important to the w*r effort.
According to the Ministry of Civil Defence, you have no choice.
There’s a great many things about magic that I don’t know.
That’s what my father used to call the age of not believing.
It is not what things are… It is what they seem to be.
Some kind of destiny has brought us together.
The college, alas, is now defunct.
The matter is closed.
Some of your others are much better.
They worked perfectly well for me.
I gave them a bit of my own style, as it were.
The legend is that finally the animals rebelled at the experiment, k*ll Astoroth and stole many of his powers. Possibly. They found a ship, sailed away and were never heard of again.
There is, I regret to say, no such island. I looked for it in every chart. The Isle of Naboombu does not exist.
You will believe no one or anything.
I’m very curious about that place.
Merciful heavens!
You should be terrified at the very idea of living here. You would have thought so. I am by nature a little bit of a coward. But then I pondered. In the perverse nature of things, this diabolical object is probably the best friend I’ve ever had. It enables me, for the first time in my life, to live like a king.